Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, the owner of the UEW, and the commissioner of the UEW... MARCUS WILLIAMS, and BLOODBATH!

*Blood by KMFDM plays as Bloodbath and Marcus walk to the ring, both wearing suits, Bloodbath has his regular red facepaint on. They get to the ring, and Rick Cobbs hands Marcus the microphone.*

Marcus: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Wednesday Night Chaos! We're here tonight only about two weeks away from the Supercard GOLDRUSH! All the titles will be decided, but I know that there's one title all the wrestlers have their eye on, and that's the UNIVERSAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!

Bloodbath: And tonight, the fans, and even some of the wrestlers here will get their first chance to see the brackets for the UNIVERSAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT! In fact, because there's no such thing as a ratings war in e-wrestling, HERE THEY ARE!

Marcus: As you can see, there are two spots remaining. one was to be filled by Oatmeal, but he has decided to leave the UEW... the second spot was to be filled by Justin Time, but he pussied out after Kon beat the hell out of him, so he's decided to cry himself a river and use that river to float his pansy ass out of the UEW.

Bloodbath: And remember, even those that lose in the first round will get a second chance.

Marcus: That's right, because we will hold the first round in two weeks on Wednesday Night Chaos, and the losers will get to compete in the NATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE's TABLE BATTLE ROYAL!

Bloodbath: And of course, we have a great card for you right here tonight! We've added 2 extra matches, so instead of the usual 6, we will see 8 matches!

Marcus: In the main event tonight, we will see the New Footloose Superstars take on The Extreme Icons! And due to the interference last week by the Hardboys, this match will be contested inside a STEEL CAGE WITH A TOP ON IT!

Bloodbath: This should prove to be an interesting match! And with the big 4 way tornado tag match at Goldrush, the tag team scene, as small as it is, has become very interesting!

Marcus: So ladies and gentlemen, ENJOY THE SHOW!

*Marcus throws the mic back to Rick Cobbs, as Marcus and Bloodbath leave the ring, and sit down at the announce table.*

Marcus: After this break, we will see two Jr. Heavyweights in action as newcomer "The Extreme Canadian" Greg Klein will wrestle the unorthodoxed Shank!

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Rick Cobbs: This match is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit... coming to the ring first, with his manager, Elisa... from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, weighing 225lbs... "The Extreme Canadian" GREG KLEIN!

*ThunderStruck by AC/DC plays as Greg Klein and Elisa walk to the ring, Klein wearing his "I'm Extreme" T-Shirt, Jeans, and shades. The crowd isn't responding to him very well, and he doesn't even bother acknowleging the crowd. Elisa walks over to Klein's corner while Klein enter's the ring.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent... From the Asylum, weighing 195lbs... SHANK!

*Dragula by Rob Zombie plays as Shank walks to the ring with his two armed guards escorting him. They get there, and the guards shove Shank into the ring.*

Marcus: Shank is thrust in the ring, he looks back at his guards with a bit of an angry look on his face, and Greg Klein attacks him from behind! Klein laying punches into the back of Shank's head! Now he spins him around and throws him to the ropes... Shank comes back, and Greg Klein hits him with a standing dropkick!

Bloodbath: Shank hits hard, and tries to roll outside to regroup, but the guards just push him back in before he can leave.

Marcus: These guards are really a pain in the ass for Shank, but I guess there's a reason they're assigned to him.

Bloodbath: Damn right there's a reason, this guy is messed up! Greg Klein now kicks Shank as he tries to get back to his feet, and again, and again. He now brings him back to his feet, and throws him hard into the turnbuckle! He runs in, and... monkeyflips him right back out of the corner! Klein gets up quickly, and Shank slowly getting back up, trying to regain a little of his composure.

Marcus: Klein right back on Shank, bringing him all the way back up, then staggers him with a european uppercut. Klein now does a go behind, and... REVERSE DDT! and a cover!

REF: 1......2..

Bloodbath: Shank kicks out. Klein now pulls Shank up, and throws him to the ropes again, and... hits him with a stiff lariat! Klein now runs to the ropes, and.... knee drop! and another cover!

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: Shank kicks out again! Klein pulls Shank up, and throws him outside. The Guards go over to Shank to try and throw him back in, but see Klein running at them and move out of the way... Klein jumps... and hits a Plancha on Shank!

Bloodbath: The guards moving out of the way to let Klein and Shank fight it out now. Klein now walks over the gaurdrail... and goes for a Springboard crossbody... Shank moves out of the way, and Klein hits the apron hard!

Marcus: the guards now moving in on Shank, Shank rolls in by himself though, and pulls Klein in with him. Shank now throws Klein to the ropes, and... HURRICANRANA! and a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Bloodbath: Klein gets a shoulder up. Shank now grabs Klein by the throat, and starts choking him! He considers this a submission hold, and it is here in the UEW! Klein flailing his arms, trying to break free, but he can't. he's now trying to push Shank off of him, but that's not working either, Shank just has too much leverage, and look at him choke the life out of Klein! he looks like he's a pro at this!

Marcus: That might explain the guards better... Klein looks like he's fading fast... the ref is asking him, but he probably can't talk very well with Shank choking him... the ref now checking the arm... it drops once... he tries again... it drops a second time... he goes again... and Klein keeps it up!

Bloodbath: Klein now trying to get to his feet, he now pulls Shank's hands off his throat, and now kicks him in the stomach, and... DDT! and another cover!

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: Shank kicks out, and springs to his feet. Klein now up, he takes a swing at Shank, Shank sidesteps and catches Klein's arm... and bites him! Klein screaming, and now you see why I called him unorthodoxed! He draws blood from Klein's forearm, and now he picks him up, and scoop slams him down.

Bloodbath: Shank now climbing to the top, and, it looks like he's going for a moonsault... he jumps, and... Klein moves out of the way! Shank up to his feet quickly, and he runs to the ropes... he goes for a clothesline, but Klein ducks it... Shank comes back again, and Klein catches him in a fireman's carry... DEATH VALLY DRIVER! and a cover!

REF: 1......2.....

Marcus: Shank gets his foot on the rope! If he hadn't of been so close to the ropes, this would have been over! Klein now dragging Shank to the middle of the ring... and he's locking in a Scorpion Death Lock! Shank is obviously in a lot of pain, he's fighting back the screaming, but he's still pounding his fists on the mat, the ref is asking him if he quits, but Shank is shaking his head no!

Bloodbath: Shank is fighting this as much as he can, he's trying to get to the ropes... now Elisa coming over to where Shank is trying to get to, Shank almost to the ropes... Elisa pulls the rope away from Shank! Shank trying to reach where it would normally be, but Elisa is pulling back on it, making it further for Shank to go! The ref now telling Elisa to back away, and she does, and Shank now gets to the ropes.

Marcus: He was in that hold for a few more seconds than he really had to be, he should have got to the ropes earlier, and that could have meant the difference from winning or losing this match! Klein now letting Shank out of the hold, and then quickly bringing him back to his feet. He throws him to the ropes, and... dropkicks him to the knees!

Bloodbath: Shank grabs his knee as he falls down, I'm sure he's hurting here! Klein now throws Shank to the ropes again... Shank comes back, and slides under Klein's legs and pops up, Klein turns around, Shank kicks him in the stomach, and... BLOODY CRUCIFIX! and the cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... SHANK!

Marcus: A great match to kick things off! coming up next, "Hollywood" Carl Aldrich will debut against the Killer Kid.

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Rick Cobbs: This next match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit... first, coming to the ring, with his manager, the Ring Master... from Brooklyn, NY, weighing 301lbs... GOD OF THUNDER!

*God of Thunder by KISS plays as the Ring Master walks out first, then the God of Thunder walks out behind him, wearing his white and black makeup and black leather and spikes. Ring Master stays outside the ring while God of Thunder plays to the crowd to a favorable response.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent... with his manager, Rottweiler... from Cheyenne, Wyoming, weighing 275lbs... "Hollywood" CARL ALDRICH!

*Rottweiler comes out first, and stands off to the side as Carl Aldrich walks out. He slowly walks to the ring, very cocky with a huge smile on his face. He walks up the stairs looking at God of Thunder with a grin on his face.*

Marcus: Well "Hollywood" Carl Aldrich asked for this match earlier in the week, and he's going to try and make a name for himself here in the UEW by facing God of Thunder!

Bloodbath: Well, they lock up, and God of Thunder just throws him off. Both these men are big guys, but God of Thunder has the weight advantage here. Hollywood back to his feet quickly, and he's calling for a test of strength here. God of Thunder hesitates a bit, and now slowly puts his arm up... Hollywood kicks him in the stomach, and now starts clubbing him in the back of the head.

Marcus: We're obviously not going to see any sportsmanlike wrestling out of Hollywood tonight. Hollywood now throws God of Thunder to the turnbuckle, and runs in after him... God of Thunder moves out of the way, and Hollywood hits hard chest first into the turnbuckle! He staggers backwards, and God of Thunder picks him up from behind, and.... back suplexs him right back down!

Bloodbath: God of Thunder now bringing Hollywood to his feet, and he throws him to the ropes, and puts his head down... Hollywood stops, and... he puts God of Thunder in position for a Powerbomb! He's trying to lift him, and... he's got him up! and he brings him down hard! and a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: God of Thunder kicks out. Hollywood now kicks God of Thunder while he's on the ground, and pulls him back up to his feet.... and grabs him by the throat! it looks like we're gonna see a Chokeslam here... wait, God of Thunder grabs Hollywoods arm, and spins around... ARM BREAKER! Hollywood grabs his arm in pain, and God of Thunder clotheslines him down to the canvas!

Bloodbath: Neither guy can seem to get an advantage here! it's been back and fourth from the opening bell! God of Thunder now doing the Garvin Stomp! I haven't seen this move in a long time!

Marcus: No wonder, it's not that good... but he's doing it anyway! now he finishes it, and pulls Hollywood back to his feet. God of Thunder now puts him in a side headlock, and... BULLDOG! and he rolls him over for a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Bloodbath: Hollywood gets a shoulder up! God of Thunder now picking Hollywood up off the mat, and he throws him to the outside! this should get interesting! God of Thunder rolls out to the outside as well, and goes straight for a chair. He grabs one as Hollywood slowly gets to his feet.

Marcus: God of Thunder now walks towards Hollywood, Hollywood turns around, and... God of Thunder nails him with the chair! and it looks like Hollywood is bleeding! God of Thunder now sets Hollywood on the steel guard rail, and he takes a few steps back and starts running... Hollywood ducks, and back body drops God of Thunder into the crowd!

Bloodbath: the crowd moved out of the way in time before the big man landed on them. God of Thunder slowly to his feet, and Hollywood going over the guard rail to meet him. Hollywood now kicking God of Thunder in the stomach, and I think he's gonna try and Powerbomb him back over the railing!

Marcus: oh yeah, he's got him set up for it... no! God of Thunder back body drops Hollywood back over the guard rail!

Bloodbath: God of Thunder climbs back over, and throws Hollywood back into the ring. God of Thunder now sets Hollywood up for a Powerbomb of his own... no, instead he just drops him back into a HotShot! Hollywood gets the wind knocked out of him! and God of Thunder goes for a cover.

REF: 1......2.....

Marcus: Hollywood kicks out just before the three! Ring Master yelling at the ref, telling him he should count faster, but the ref looks to be ignoring him. God of Thunder now pulls Hollywood to his feet, and throws him to the ropes... God of Thunder tries a clothesline, but Hollywood ducks it, they come back, and... double clothesline! both men hit the ground!

Bloodbath: Look at that! both men are down and hurting... the ref is now putting on the count.

REF: 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8..

Marcus: Hollywood is now getting to his feet, God of Thunder slowly getting to his... Hollywood grabs God of Thunder by the throat, and... CHOKESLAM! he hit it that time! and a cover by Hollywood!

REF: 1......2.....

Bloodbath: God of Thunder barely gets a shoulder up! Hollywood now picks up God of Thunder in a fireman's carry, and he's carrying him towards the turnbuckle... he's climbing the turnbuckle with God of Thunder on his back... and... CARL DRIVER! and a cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... "Hollywood" Carl Aldrich!

Bloodbath: Wait a minute... the Extreme Icons are now coming out, they aren't scheduled to be here now... They hit the ring, and they look right at "Hollywood" Carl Aldrich... All three now attack God of Thunder! What the hell!?

Marcus: Well I guess the newcomer here has found a few friends right away! all three men now circle booting God of Thunder! Ring King hands a shirt to Carl Aldrich, and he puts it on! all three men raise each others hands, and now they're leaving the ring together!

Bloodbath: Well, coming up next, Killer Kid will take on Jonathan West.

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Let's go to Rick Cobbs in the ring...OH MY GOD...

*Rick Cobbs is chilling in the ring, with his fly down, and his shirt sticking out through the fly.*

Rick: Ladies and Gentlemen this next bout is scheduled for one fall, and is capped off with a twenty minute time lim...

*Marcus comes flying into the ring through the ropes, and stands in front of Cobbs and tells him about his little problem...then leaves. Cobbs smiles turns red...turns zips up then faces the camera again.*

Rick: Um...introducing from Brooklyn New York and escorted by his manager the Protector, he stands 6'3" 275 pounds...He is Killer Kid!!!!

*Kid and Protector make their way down the ramp and then to the ring As the Dope Show jolts over the arena's speakers...The fans are booing openly, Kid doesn't give two fucks about it, Protector saunters over here by the announcers desk. Kid slumps back into the corner and awaits his challenge.*

Rick: And his opponent for this evening...also at 6'3" but weighing in at 250 pounds...from up north in Regina Saskatchewan...This is Jonathon West!!!!

*Jonathon West makes his way down the Isle escorted by the lovely Elisa, He also gets booed by the fans though some of them reach out to touch Elisa as she stolls beside her man. West gets up in the ring, and he starts to talk shit across the ring to the Kid and Kid comes out of the corner jawing right back at him!*

Marcus: The fans love this! Both men are right out in the middle of the ring yelling at the other! West shoves Kid....Kid yelling and shoves back West! West comes back and shoves Kid to the floor! Kid back up and he is all through talking! He charges after West and THERE GO THE FISTS!!! We have an old fashioned brawl going down in there right now!!!!

Bloodbath: These two are both two of the stoutest guys ever in the ring! Those punches could dent car doors in! West and Kid at a standstill! West pulls back and lands a hey maker and that stuns Kid long enough...for West to get a belly to belly on him...and WHAM!!! Spine Buster!!!!

Marcus: West up now and drags Kid over to the corner with him, and then rolls out of the ring...West grabs that arm, and yanks the Kid right into the corner shoulder first and that may just have ripped his arm out of socket! West loved that one, and he stops to plant a wet one on Elisa to celebrate...but look out from behind here comes the Protector and he has the ring bell!!!!

Bloodbath: West turns and WHAM his head gets a free flat top courtesy of the Protector! West staggers...and Protector positions him for the now standing Kid to grab him by the hair from inside the ring, and with the help of Protector pull him back into the ring! Kid sends West to the ropes....West comes back...Kid catches him...lifts him up uder his arm and lets the momentum of the rush from West spin him...and he WHAM! Plants him on the mat with a side walk slam!

Marcus: That is these guys specialties! Power moves! High impact mega devastation! Killer Kid now up to his feet, and he pulls up West with him...He sends him to the ropes! West coming back...Killer Kid lifts his leg for the big boot...West ducks...rebounds off the opposite ropes...WHAM!!! Clotheslines down Kid! West drops back into the ropes...and huge leg drop across the throat of the Kid!

Bloodbath: Both men are working at full bore here! West now walking around the body of the Kid, to his legs, and he splits them...and ties up a Scorpian death lock! This could be it for Jonathon West! Wait...Elisa is up on the ring apron...Kid turns his attention to her...she blows him a kiss...and he seems to have loosened the hold...and West wriggles loose. West is up and Kid is still in shock as Elisa does a little hip dance for Kid...West reaches inthe front of his shorts....NUCKS!!!

Marcus: West is packing illegal weopons!!! But Protector is up behind him...Elisa sees it and shouts out to West...he turns and busts the nucks into the face of Protector...he slams down...West turns but Kid is out of the Elisa induced trance, and he meets him with a belly to belly hug...and an over the shoulder toss Suplex!!!

Bloodbath: Kid dives over onto the prone body of West and starts busting shots into his face! Kid gets those nuckles off the fist of West...and now he pulls up West and slings him to the ropes...times it...an SMACK hard shot from the nucks drops West down to the mat! Kid drops and covers West

Ref: 1......2.....

Marcus: Holy balls he got his shoulder up!!!! West has his shoulder up! West got his shoulder up that was incredible! West starts to climb back up to his feet. He looks busted up and he is! West hobbles back up to his feet, Kid looks like he is wondering what he has to do inorder to pull a victory out in this one! Kid comes over to West, but West rakes the eyes of Kid and that staggers him back! West Folows up with a bloody ddt that crashes both men to the ground! Now both men are busted up!!!

Bloodbath: You see this alot with guys this big! Two huge men that have small gas tanks that get real physical real fast! West now crawls up slowly...And Kid is right behind him...I am predicting one huge move is going to take this! Just who can do it first?

Marcus: Both men now just throwing wild punches here... West tries a short clothesline, but Killer Kid ducks, spins around, and kicks West in the stomach... KILLERBOMB! and a cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... KILLER KID!

Bloodbath: a great match by these two guys! coming up next, Elite Eric Ego will take on Bill Neno!

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Rick Cobbs: This next match is scheduled for one fall, and has a 20 minute time limit. Coming to the ring, accompanied by Moonlight... Hailing from Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 279 lbs, here is ELITE ERIC EGO!

*We are the Champions plays, as Elite Eric Ego comes to the ring with Moonlight at his side. There are a few cheers, but they are mostly for Moonlight.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent...from Pittsburgh, PA and weighing in at 259lbs...BILL NENO!

*Come With Me starts to play as Neno makes his way to the ring. He walks quick to the ring, like he wants to get his paycheck and get the hell home.*

Bloodbath: Well, this match should be fun to watch. Ego's 2 and 0, while Neno has yet to score a win here in the UEW.

Marcus: Neno isn't getting off to a good start tonight; he's trying to hit on Moonlight! Elite Eric Ego isn't going to stand for that, as he dashes at Neno and connects with a forearm to the jaw!

Bloodbath: Neno will be spitting up bloody tooth chunks for a week. Ego is kicking at Neno, who is down on all fours. Ego runs off the ropes, and dropkicks Neno right in the kidneys!

Marcus: Life sucks for Bill Neno; another day, another asskicking. Eric is setting up a submission hold here...it's a surfboard! That's one of his favorite manuvers!

Bloodbath: The referee is asking for the submission, but Neno is determined to tough it out. Wait a second, I think he's giving up...Moonlight is up on the apron!

Marcus: Bill Neno is screaming in pain! He's screaming that he wants to give up, but the referee is too busy arguing with Moonlight! I guess that this is his punishment for trying to move in on Elite's territory!

Bloodbath: The referee finally decides to start calling the match, and Eric Ego releases the hold. That could have done permanent damage to the shoulder joints of Bill Neno.

Marcus: Neno is laying on the canvas, and Elite Eric is laughing at him. Ego now dragging Neno up, and he send him to the ropes! Neno is coming back, and Ego goes for a hiptoss!

Bloodbath: NO! Neno blocked it! He pokes Ego in the eyes, and he's got him set up for a vertical suplex! Or will we see the Nenoplex? Bill Neno lifts him up, and Ego blocks the suplex!

Marcus: He just reversed it into a brainbuster! Oh my god! Bill Neno is totally out of it. Neno is helped to his feet by Ego, and he's sent into the ropes.

Bloodbath: Neno grabs onto the top rope to stop himself from rebounding back, and he slides under the bottom rope, and goes to the outside. The fans really don't appreciate this.

Marcus: Neno is searching for something under the ring, and he finds a table! Oh no... We all know what this means.

Bloodbath: Tables equal Extreme, Marcus. Everyone knows that. Neno is setting the table up outside, while the referee is restraining Eric Ego from following Neno!

Marcus: Come on, ref! This is Universal EXTREME Wrestling! Let the guys kill each other! Ego finally pushes the ref away, and he goes outside to faceNeno!

Bloodbath: Neno greets Eric with a chair to the skull! Eric's dazed! Neno lays Eric out on the table, and he climbs up to the apron! Oh my lord, he's climbing up to the top rope!

Marcus: SWEET JESUS! He just went for an elbow drop, and Eric Ego moved! Neno just went through that table! This match is over. The ref should just ring the bell now.

Bloodbath: Ego rolls Bill Neno back into the ring under the bottom ropes, and follows suit. Neno is totally goofed out. Ego stands Neno up, and gives him a few shots to the head.

Marcus: Neno is whipped hard into the corner! He's slumped in there with his back to the turnbuckles, and Ego charges! NO! Neno got a boot up, and connected with Ego's face!

Bloodbath: Neno now with a second wind, and it looks like he's going to finish him off! He's got Ego hooked up in the Nenoplex! He lifts Ego up, and...

Marcus: Ego landed on his feet! Ego rushes Bill Neno, and drives him back into the turnbuckles! He lifts him up and sets him on the top turnbuckle...it looks like we're going to see the....OH YES!

Bloodbath: He nailed the Pleasant Plunge! He's going for the cover! It's over!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner: ELITE ERIC EGO!

Bloodbath: Ego is still undefeated in UEW competition, and Neno can't BUY a win! wait a minute... Justin Sane is coming out through the crowd, and he jumps in the ring and attacks Eric Ego! He jumps on him with a thez press and starts laying punches into his face! Eric Ego doing his best to block it, but he's not having too much luck! Security now hitting the ring and they're trying their best to pull these two apart... Justin Sane gets away from Security, and decides to take off back through the crowd!

Marcus: Well, We'll be back with another match, after these words from our sponsors!

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