Bloodbath: You got that right Marcus, we are talking about The Enigma Joe Hutchins and one of the bigger names to be seen around lately...Christian cross, we have seen Hutchins in the squared circle, but I believe this is Cross' first match here in the UEW. Rick Cobbs is in the ring now and ready to make some introductions to us!

*The camera angle switches to the ring, and we see Rick Cobbs gnawing on the last couple of bites of a Pretzel...He looks surprised that the camera cought him chokes down his cud and hides the pretzel behind his back. With Rosey Cheeks he continues*

Rick: Introducing first in this one fall 15 minute contest...At 6' feet tall, and weighing in at 195 pounds....Please Welcome Christian Cross!!!!!!

*Cross comes out all confidence. The Great Malenko by ICP blasts over head, and the scars all across the face and back of Cross are apparent, as he walks by the camera, His hair masks a lot of his other features, and the scars on his back show through a ripped up t-shirt that is barely hanging on his back.*

Rick: And now introducing The Enigma Joe Hutchins....He stands 5 foot eleven and weighs in a 195 pounds, put them together for this guy!

*The fans seem really prepared for a warm reception from the Enigma, but he saunters to the ring looking depressed and maybe bored. He is covered in question marks and looks totally disinterested as he plods to the ring.*

Bloodbath: Enigma better pull his head out of his ass, before Cross hands it to him! These two are both deadly, and in this one, up against almost mirror images of the other! Both about the same stature, and both about the same style of wrestler...Both TOTALLY NUTS!

Marcus: These two guys are in a match now that has no rules what so ever! That means no rope breaks no stopping the match due to injury nothing....the wierd thing is that they both requested it that way! Both men are in the ring, and Enigma still looks to be completely disinterested. Cross looks ready to go...He jogs out to the middle of the ring looking to shake hands...Enigma saunters out to the center of the ring. Enigma extends a hand...Cross grabs it and WHAM!!! short arm clotheslines Enigma flat to the mat!

Bloodbath: Look at the speed of Cross, it looks like he just whipped his legs out from under himself and dropped to his knees and is torturing the face of Enigma with rapid fire shots to the face! Cross is up as fast as he went down, and now leaps around and points at rising Enigma, like he just killed him!

Marcus: The fans are letting him hear it now! Boos and rants are coming from all over the arena! Cross takes a second to tell them that ain't what he wants to hear. He climbs up on a corner post and is shouting out to these fans who obviously want his blood. Enigma is up and right behind him and he rips him off the ring post and out into the ring and hard onto his back! Enigma springs up to the second rope...and flies off...Landing belly to belly in the still down Cross!

Bloodbath: Cross rolls through that and now he has ended up on top! He hooks the leg and this one could be over as quick as it started!

Ref: 1......2...

Marcus: Cross could have won that just off the shock that Enigma had bein rolled up so fast! Both men up to their feet, and circling around one another...Cross shoots for a leg...Enigma catches him coming and executes a super fast double underhook power bomb!!! With two guys this fast, we can expect to see a lot of surprisingly fast moves like that! Enigma already has Cross pulled back up...and fires him into the ring posts sternim first....Here comes Enigma....BIG SPLASH!!!!

Bloodbath: HOLY SHIT!!! The momentum of that move carried Enigma over the top rope!!! He managed to catch himself on the apron...NOW MY GOD LOOK AT THE SPEED...CROSS STUMBLES BACK FROM THE REBOUND OF THE PADS, AND ENIGMA HOPS UP ON THE TOP ROPE AND LEVELS HIM WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!

Marcus: You don't see that all the time.

Bloodbath: I ain't never seen that shit!

*The fans are going ape monkeys from that whole affair!*

Marcus: Engima now pulls up Cross and sends him to the ropes...Engima drops for a back body...Cross leap frogs over and flies into the opposite ropes...Enigma can't get around in time before Cross flies back and nails him with a shoulder off the rope!!! Cross hobbles back up with grit teeth and looking hurt yet determined!

Bloodbath: That look on Cross' face only mean that this one is about to get a lot more intense!!!! Cross has the hair of Enigma, and drags him over to the corner...Enigma starts to get up...but Cross smashes him down with a stomp to the back! Cross climbs up the ropes....He is going for a moonsault...but that stomp didn't keep Enigma down...he is up to his feet...Here comes Cross!!! Impact!

Marcus: He caught him!!! Enigma caught Cross...it staggered him...back...but Enigma is able to WHAM! reverse it into a monster piledriver!!!! Enigma climbs back up and starts to stomp on the gut of Cross causing him to cough! He finishes off the stomping with a hard one to the top of the head! Enigma rolls out of the ring and starts to search underneath it...He has a table!!! Enigma has a table... He climbs up into the ring and sets it up! Cross is stirring....but he notices that...Enigma can't see him...and he he's playing possum! Cross is pretending to be out cold!

*The crowd is trying to warn Enigma but he still seems so out of it that he doesn't care*

Bloodbath: I can't figure this guy Enigma out...One minute he is flying high and the next draggin his heels looking bored what a goof. Well as he scoops the faking Cross up onto the table...one has to expect that disaster will follow...Enigma hops up the ropes...and sets up a...No...Cross rolled off the table, and shoved Enigma off the post and way out into the fans!!!

Marcus: Cross has a second wind...MY GOD UP THAT POLL, AND FLYING CROSS BODY SUICIDE DIVE OUT OF THE RING AND OUT TO THE FANS RIGHT ONTO ENIGMA!!!!

Bloodbath: Bodies are flying all over out there! Get the check book out Marcus here come the lawsuits!!!! Enigma is some where under that pile of bodies at ringside...and Cross is pulling the fans off like an apple picker looking for Enigma! He has him!!!! Cross pulls Enigma up then drops and WHAM!!!! Hard uppercut to the jaw of Enigma!

Marcus: Cross is pulling Enigma over to the security rail...He drapes him over it....Now Cross jogs back, and hops up on one of the folding chairs for the ringside seats....He leaps...and WHOP!!! Flies off and smashes knees first onto the draped over Enigma!!! The impact and momentum of that move brought both men back to the ring side area!!! Enigma is out cold, and it looks like Cross may have sustained an injury following that spot!

*The crowd for some reason is chanting "HCW HCW HCW"*

Bloodbath: Believe me with talent like these two those fans will be getting it right really damn quick! This is one for the highlight reel! Cross is back up some how to his feet. He grabs the back of Enigma and starts to pull him back up to his feet. Cross then rolls him into the ring...Enigma just flops in there!!!

Marcus: Cross pulls Enigma up to that turnbuckle right by the table....and he is setting up his off the top rope finisher the Translator!!! Cross has Enigma set up..in that inverted front face lock...He drops back...But HOLY FRAGAROLLY ENIGMA ROLLED THROUGH IT...AND LANDED FEET FIRST ON THE TABLE...HE REVERSED IT INTO HIS OWN FINISHER....THE DAZED AND CONFUSED!!!! RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!

Bloodbath: Enigma pulled that move off by pure instinct! Enigma couldn't even hold on to the Dragon Sleeper part of his finisher, he is just lying there in the debris with Cross out beside him! My god folks this is the Universal Extreme at it's best! Two men put it all on the line...and it's a matter of who's got the guts right now!

Marcus: Enigma getting up first, he pulls Cross up, Cross does a go behind... GERMAN SUPLEX! both men have their shoulders down though!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Marcus: Well I dunno what's going on... the ref is talking to Rick Cobbs, and here's the decision I guess.

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a DRAW! both men had their shoulders on the mat.

Bloodbath: Amazing! well coming up next, AC will take on Basher!

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Rick Cobbs: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Coming to the ring first, with his manager, HotSun... from Pittsburg Pennsylvania, weighing 345lbs... BASHER!

*Enter Sandman by Metallica plays as Basher and HotSun walk out through the curtain. Basher gets to the ring and steps right over the top rope easily.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent... from Belle Fourche South Dakota, weighing 250lbs... AC!

*Grind by Alice in Chains plays as AC walks out slapping hands with the fans. He gets to a female fan who opens her shirt a bit as AC buries his face in the girls breasts for a few seconds, then continues his walk to the ring while the girl nearly faints.*

Marcus: Look at this! Basher and AC now meeting in the center of the ring staring each other down, and Basher is a MONSTER! He's got at least a one foot height advantage, and almost a 100lbs weight advantage! AC now tries to shove Basher, but it barely budges him... Basher shoves AC, and AC goes flying backwards.

Bloodbath: AC is going to have a really tough time here, it's pretty rare for him to face someone this size, all the skill AC has may not be enough to put away this guy! AC now stands right up and stares straight at Basher, he's saying something to him, but I can't hear what it is... and now he slaps Basher right in the mouth!

Marcus: AC obviously doesn't treasure his health! look at the look in Basher's eyes! he is pissed off! Basher now takes a swing at AC, but he ducks! AC now with a left jab on Basher! and another! and another! and a right hook! that one really staggers Basher, but it doesn't take him down! AC runs to the ropes, and goes for a shoulderblock... that doesn't take Basher down either!

Bloodbath: AC now going to try again, he hits another shoulderblock, this one staggers Basher all the way to the ropes... AC runs again, and goes for a clothesline... it knocks Basher over the top rope! but Basher still lands on his feet! Basher climbs right back up on the apron, and AC goes after him, Basher knees him in the stomach, and picks him up... GORRILA PRESS! Basher still standing on the apron!

Marcus: Talk about strength! Basher holding AC up there, and now he throws him back into the middle of the ring! Basher now stepping over the top rope, and goes after AC. AC slowly gets to his feet, and Basher grabs him and throws him to the ropes.... AC coming back, and Basher catches him... SIDEWALK SLAM! and a cover!

REF: 1......2..

Bloodbath: AC kicks out fairly easily. It's way too early to put him away. Basher now pulls him to his feet, and throws him to the turnbuckle! AC hits hard chest first, and staggers backwards.. Basher hits him with a lariat to the back of the head!

Marcus: Basher is just a brute! there was nothing pretty about that lariat, it was just meant to try and take AC's head off!

Bloodbath: Well AC has been dominated so far in this match, he got in a bit of offense early on, but nothing that really did any damage. Basher now picking up AC, and setting him up for something... he lifts him up, and... POWERBOMB! Basher still holding on though, he lifts AC up again... DOUBLE POWERBOMB! and he's STILL holding on! Basher lifts him up even higher this time, and... TRIPLE POWERBOMB! and a cover!

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: AC gets a shoulder up! HotSun screaming at the ref while Basher argues with him as well, they think this should be over! Basher now turns around and pulls AC up off the canvas. AC obviously hurting, you can see him favoring that back a bit after a triple powerbomb! Basher now setting him up maybe for that brain buster of his... AC is blocking! AC shoves Basher away, and kicks him in the stomach... and DDTs the big man!

Bloodbath: AC not wasting any time, he jumps on him, and starts pounding him in the face with right hands! AC now stands up, and throws Basher to the ropes... Basher coming back, and... AC with a TILTAWHIRL BACKBREAKER! and a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: Basher with brute strength just throws AC off! Basher now to his feet as quickly as AC is, and they both lock up... Basher now pushing AC back into the turnbuckle, and throwing him to the opposite side... Basher runs in after AC, AC jumps and puts the boots up! Basher staggers backwards a bit, and AC runs at him... THESZ PRESS! and a cover!

REF: 1......2..

Bloodbath: Basher still able to kick out easily. AC up first, and he kicks Basher in the shoulder as he gets up, but Basher still getting up. AC now swings at Basher, Basher sidesteps, and... DIAMOND CUTTER! AC hits the mat, and it looks like he's out. Basher now pulling AC to his feet, and he lifts him up... and places him on the top rope! I think we're gonna see the Thunderbolt here!

Marcus: It would appear so! Basher climbs up there with him, and now grabs AC by the throat... AC swings his arm and knocks Basher's arm away, and now he's punching Basher in the face, trying to knock him off the turnbuckles... AC now standing right up on the top rope, and he kicks Basher in the face, and that knocks this giant off the turnbuckles! Basher gets right back up, and AC jumps from the top... DOUBLE AX HANDLE! and Basher staggers a bit... and now he goes down!

Bloodbath: AC finally hurting the big man! AC now pulling Basher to his feet, and throwing him to the turnbuckle... Basher hits back first, and staggers forwards... AC kicks him, and he's going to go for the AC Bomb... Basher with a back body drop to counter!

Marcus: Both these men have tried their finishers and both men have not been successful! Basher now pulls AC to his feet, and sets him up for that Brain Buster once again... and he hits it this time! AC hits hard, and Basher goes for a cover!

REF: 1......2.....

Bloodbath: AC kicks out again! Basher looking pretty frustrated here. He pulls AC to his feet again, and puts his head down... AC stops in front of Basher and picks him up...

Marcus: AC BOMB! AC BOMB! and the cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... AC!

Bloodbath: Incredible! I didn't think he'd be able to get him up in the AC Bomb, but he did it!

Marcus: Up next, Blade will take on ShowStopper!

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Marcus: Welcome back folks and might I say the hits just keep on coming tonite! This next match I am predicting right now will sure as hell be a deadly one on one contest! This is for pride, and this will definetly set two of the more intense players in this game against one another!

Bloodbath: Showstopper definetly a major player in the game and Blade some one who has seriously paid his dues and kicked ass left and right all over the place this year. These two are obviously major contenders here if not the top contenders in this federation for title gold! I can't wait this one is going to be a show!

Marucus: Some one check with Rick Cobbs to see if he is ready....He's where?....How'd he get locked in the shitter? What the hell? Blood you want to do the honors?

Bloodbath: It'd be an honor!

*Bloodbath gets up and shakes some hands behind the desk, then climbs up into the ring as the house litterally explodes in anticipation.*

Bloodbath: Settle down folks I am just here to introduce the talent! This match you are about to see is going to be a nasty mother! It is going to go for a maximum of 20 minutes, and there will be only one fall! Introducing first, a Mercenary and a human killing machine...at 6 feet 9 inches, and 335 pounds, from the Badlands in North Dakota, Ladies and gentlemen get out of your seats for Blade!!!!

*Blade comes out as "Bad To the Bone" errupts over the speakers, and brings the fans to their feet! Blade slaps the fans hands at ringside. Havok, Blade's manager and tag team partner is shortly behind, and he also greats the fans with outstretched arms. Blade hops up onto the apron then leap over into the ring, he looks in great shape! He motions for Havok to wait for him backstage, and he does so with a salute to the massive Blade.*

Bloodbath: And his opponent for the evening...One of the all time greats and a man who has most definetly taken his bumps and earned his spots, folks from Manhattab NY, over six feet seven inches, and nearly 300 pounds ladies and gentle men...this is Showstopper!!!

*SS walks out through the curtain and the fans explode as his music "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" by Offspring shakes the rafters. He has on a pair of shades, and a backwards bandana on, he has on some of his own parifanalia in the form of a "Showtime" shirt, and he is charging the ring, and making this big fun for the fans!*

Marcus: Well here comes Blood and this match is about to get underway. Both men meet in the middle of the ring...they shake hands, and this is going to be a classic, SS hawks a lougie out of the ring, and he and Blade dance a little around in circles. Both occasionally extending a hand and having it slapped away.

Bloodbath: UNGH...These two are going to give us a show! It's just like that match earlier with the less then fan faves, these guys have killing each other on their minds. They just don't let the fans know it.

Marcus: That must be your job.

Bloodbath: Um...sure...anyway...Blade stops and he's letting Showstopper shoot a leg...Blade drops on him and sprawls out! Both Blade, and SS are great technical wrestlers and as extreme as this match will indeed get, it also has a strange twist of technical mastery to it as well.

Marcus: Look at how SS relinquishes the leg hold, and Blade follows through by switching position onto the back of SS, he hooks him in a Camel Clutch style move. SS is spitting and trying to wriggle free. He backs up and hooks a leg over the rope, and the ref is making Blade break it! Blade allows SS to rise and both men tie up heads in the middle of the ring!

Bloodbath: SS shoots the leg again, and this time completes the single leg take down, and now ties up the leg with a sure attempt to hyper extend that knee of Blade! Blade fighting...reaching to get to SS but that shows the ability and ring knowledge that SS posseses, he knows he has him right in the middle of the ring! Blade snaps an arm back and he grabs a hold of the front of the face of SS, and yanks him forward, causing him to break the hold!

Marcus: Both men up to a standing base...SS takes advantage...and whips Blade into the corner...Blade lands hard, and SS drives in and grabs the top rope...then starts to use the ropes for leverage while slamming his shoulder into the gut of Blade...Wait Blade has him in a front face lock!!!! Blade lifts him up in a Suplex like move....Then drops him forward...and UNGH!!! Straddles him right on the top rope!

Bloodbath: That will break up your momentum in a hurry. Blade looks a little pissed, I told you these guys would eventuallly go nuts on each other! You can't put two guys this talented in a ring, and not have them try to show up the other guy! Blade steps back...SS still hanging there on the ropes...Blade executes a perfect drop kick that sends SS flying off the rope...and WHAM CRASH!!! Right through the time keepers tables! SS took that shot hard...here comes Blade up onto the top rope...You NEVER see some one that big do a move like this any where else!!!

Marcus: Blade leaps out of the ring...But a foot a foot from the Showstopper caught him in the jaw!!!! I don't know how he did it! Somehow SS got up that foot and it has staggered back Blade...and dropped him fat on his back!

*The fans are going bannanas!*

Bloodbath: SS climbing up out of the wreckage of that time keepers table! Man we seem to go through like two or three of those a show! This shit must cost you a fortune!

Marcus: Not as much as your salary Mr. "I don't wrestle any more, my presence at ringside will pack them in!" Anyway..SS is up and looking intense...he pushes himself forward, and over to Blade! He pulls up Blade and aims him at the steel steps...He grabs him by the collar, and the tights...He runs...THEN LEAPS WITH HIM AND HOLDS ONTO BLADE UNTIL HIS HEAD SMASHES INTO THE STEPS, AND HE GOES FLYING BY FROM THE MOMENTUM!!! THAT WAS AMAZING! SS BUILT UP SPEED SENT HIM HURTLING INTO THE GAURD RAIL!

Bloodbath: I have never seen that before! Blade is wide open! Blood is flowing like water out of a broken dam!!! SS hobbles back over and he pulls up Blade again...he throws away the top of the ring steps exposing the much larger botom step plat form...He sets up Blade for a piledriver right onto that Step!

*SS lets the fans know what he has planned, they explode!*

Marcus: He is going for it...NO FUCKING WAY....Blade just back body dropped SS over him and onto the discarded top steps!!! SS is holding his back in agony..and Blade merely flops to the floor in a bloody pool! Folks if there are young kids watching get them out of the room, this match is as amazing as it sounds is far far far from over!

Bloodbath: SS is up on his feet, holding his back and looking in pain...but the fighter that he is...he is looking ot take it to Blade! SS grabs those steel steps, and pulls them over his head....runs and WHAM!!!! Slams them into the back of Blade!!!!! SS is full of juice again, and he helps Blade up the hard way, and starts to lead him by almost pulling him behind toward the entrance ramp!

Marcus: SS yanks Blade up on top of the ramp...pulls Blade into position and SMACK Power bombs him to the steel ramp! What is SS calling out for? NO THE SHOWDOWN!!!! SS gives the signal for it...then jogs off to the left, and builds up a head of steam...and drops a massive elbow right into the heart of Blade!

Bloodbath: The fans love it when he does that!!!! SS starts to pull Blade up to his feet...He is setting him up for the Showtime on that steel and you have to figure that if it isn't already over....it will be after this!!! Here it comes!!!

Marcus: Look out....Behind the Stopper it's Havok...with a chair...he swings and flattens the bean of SS with it! Blade drops back to a seated postion and wipes the blood from his eyes...SS is on all fours...Havok is going for another one...But Blade is up and he grabs the chair! He tells Havok to go to the back, and you gotta believe that Havok just got a little overzealous, and Blade wants this if it is a victory to be as clean as possible!

Bloodbath: Blade tosses the chair to the ground on the ramp...now he pulls up SS by the hair...scoops him up and...MY GOD!!! Tombstone piledriver head first onto the chair!!! Blade drops SS to the ground unconcious! SS rolls a couple of feet down the entrance ramp, and Blade now unfolds the chair at the top of the ramp...steps back gets a run...HOLY FEETAL'S GIZ!!! HE RUNS GETS BIG AIR OFF A LEAP FROM THE FOLDING CHAIR AND FLIES OUT ACROSS THE RAMP AND CRASHES LEG FIRST ACROSS THE NECK OF SHOWSTOPPER!!!!

Marcus: Blade is dominating SS right now...he pulls him up by the hair and flings him tumbling down the rest of the ramp! Blade is covered in Blood and has never looked better!!!! He is all over SS with boots rolling him back to the ring! Right outside the ring now...Blade pulls up SS and asks the crowd if he should end it yet...

*The crowd wants more "kick his ass Blade!" "Double S ain't done with you yet Jack ass!!!"*

Bloodbath: Blade hears the fans loud and clear and sets up and inverted DDT and rocks SS to the ground!!! Blade now pulls up SS and this time rolls him into the ring, and then starts searching for a something...He has that ring bell...in the ring with the bell now...Blade stomps over to SS and pulls him up and is talking some mean smack to him as he pulls walks him back into a corner...Blade now with that bell in his right hand, and SS's hair in his left starts to charge the opposite corner...Blade goes to toss SS head first into the turnbuckle...but at the last second, raises his right hand and slips that bell in his way! SPLATTT!!! SS flops right back on his ass!

Marcus: This one is out of hand! Blade drops to a knee and starts to drop fists into the face of SS! SS is starting to fight back! Both men tossing feathers at the other! There ain't a damn thing on those punches! Blade looks like a dayone tampon out there, and SS is bruised up like an apple after thirty flights of stairs! Blade pulls SS back to his feet, this thing needs to end! It has to! Blade whips SS to the ropes...Blade going for a clothesline...WAIT! So is SS both men clobber the other!!!!!

Bloodbath: Both men are knocked out cold in the center of the ring!!!

Ref: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, neither man could answer the 10 count, therefore, this match is a DRAW!

Marcus: Neither man could answer that 10 count, both men gave everything they could, and then some!

Bloodbath: Well, coming up next, our main event as the NFS take on the Extreme Icons in a Steel Cage match!

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Marcus: Well, that last match was amazing! but we're going to try and top it with this one! It seems Rick Cobbs has solved his little predicament, so lets go back to him.

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the main event of the evening! It is scheduled for one fall with TV time remaining... and it is a TAG TEAM STEEL CAGE MATCH! Introducing first... at a total combined weight of 393lbs... "SuperStar" Chip Collins, and Super Lucha MooCow... THE NEW FOOTLOOSE SUPERSTARS!

*Higher Ground by the Red Hot Chili Peppers play as the lights dim and a spotlight shines on the entrance way. Chip Collins walks out first, wearing a robe with "SuperStar" written on it. He slowly walks to the ring, while another spotlight shines on the entrance way as Super Lucha MooCow staggers to the ring, with a 40 ouncer in hand. He's having a tough time staying on the 6 foot wide ramp, but he manages to stay on it. They get to the ring, and the referee on the outside opens the cage door for them as they walk in, and MooCow hands the ref his 40 ouncer.*

Rick Cobbs: And their opponents... accompanied by "Hollywood" Carl Aldrich.... at a total combined weight of 530lbs... Ring King, and Justin Sane... THE EXTREME ICONS!

*Firestarter by Prodigy plays as Carl Aldrich walks out first, and points to the entrance. then Ring King and Justin Sane come out, all wearing Extreme ICONS shirts. Carl Aldrich waits outside the cage as Ring King and Justin Sane walk into the cage. The ref on the outside locks the door.*

Marcus: Remember folks, this is tornado rules, basically because there's no way around it. It's a cage match, and this one is fastened right to the posts, with a top on it. there's no way out, and there must be a winner!

Bloodbath: This is gonna be great! Chip and MooCow now staring down Justin Sane and Ring King. Chip now whispering to MooCow and pointing to Justin Sane, MooCow doesn't seem to be all here tonight, but really, what else is new? Chip now calling Ring King on, and MooCow rushing at Justin Sane!

Marcus: MooCow runs and throws a dropkick, but it barely phases Justin Sane, just making him take a couple steps back... Ring King now slowly walks towards Chip... they lock up, and Ring King hits a knee to the stomach on Chip! now he throws him to the ropes, and... Chip hits a bit of the steel cage, but bounces back... Ring King hits a let lariat!

Bloodbath: It's amazing how much speed and height this big guy can get! he moves like a Jr. Heavyweight, but has the power of a big man as well!

Marcus: It probably comes from his Japanese days. back on the other side of the ring, Justin Sane is pummeling MooCow with punches to the head, now he grabs him by the head... and throws him into the cage! MooCow staggers backwards, more than usual, and falls backwards.

Bloodbath: Ring King now bodyslamming Chip Collins, and he goes to the top rope, and he signals for Justin Sane to do the same... they jump, and... STEREO SPLASH! And they both go for a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: MooCow and Chip both kick out! Justin Sane now picks up MooCow, and throws him over the ropes and into the cage, and goes after Chip Collins... and Ring King and Justin Sane both start laying the boots into Chip Collins! they both now pick Chip up and throw him into the ropes... he comes back, and... Double back body drop! and Chip goes flying into the cage!

Bloodbath: Chip is gonna be hurting after that! Justin Sane now drags Chip near a corner, as Ring King climbs the ropes... SENTON SPLASH! and Justin Sane goes for a cover!

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: Chip gets a shoulder up! MooCow now figuring out that Chip is in trouble, and he goes after Justin Sane... he jumps up on his shoulders, turns around, and... HURRICANRANA!

MooCow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Crowd: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bloodbath: MooCow now goes after Ring King, and jumps on his shoulders... Ring King reverses with a POWERBOMB! and with huge force! MooCow bounced about 6 inches off the mat from that, and the spring under our ring really isn't that good, we got it out of the ECW's garbage!

Marcus: Yes... well... anyway, Chip up to his feet, and he clotheslines Ring King right down! He now goes over to MooCow who looks to be hurt, and he picks him up... and bodyslams him right on Ring King! MooCow going to the top rope, and Chip picking Ring King up again, and... PILEDRIVER!

Bloodbath: MooCow jumping from the top rope... GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! and Chip goes for a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: Justin Sane makes the save! Chip gets up, and Justin Sane immediatly kicks him in the stomach, and... DDT! Justin Sane now grabbing MooCow from behind and putting him up on his shoulders... Ring King is going to the top rope...

Bloodbath: CROSS BODY PLANCHA OFF JUSTIN SANE'S SHOULDERS! and Ring King goes for a cover!

REF: 1......2.....

Marcus: Chip barely makes the save! Justin Sane now attempts to clothesline Chip Collins... Chip ducks, and turns around and grabs Justin Sane... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Chip now setting up for the Lights Out! Ring King goes to the top rope behind Chip... and MISSLE DROPKICKS him from behind!

Bloodbath: MooCow now over to where Justin Sane is, and he's stomping his chest... now he turns around, and... Standing Moonsault! and a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: Ring King picks MooCow up off of Justin Sane, and holds him in a gorrila press... and throws him straight up! MooCow's back hits the top of the cage! and he comes down hard face first into the mat!

Bloodbath: Wow! that was something right there! Chip Collins now back to his feet, and he walks over to Ring King from behind... GERMAN SUPLEX! and he holds on for the pin!

REF: 1......2..

Marcus: Justin Sane makes the save easily!

Bloodbath: For someone to win this match, someone's going to have to knock someone else out cold!

Marcus: Wait a minute... Ring King now reaching into his tights... and he pulls out some rope! I think they're gonna tie him to the cage! Ring King turns around and picks up MooCow instead... RK DRIVER! RK DRIVER! Ring King now picks MooCow up, and they're tying him to the cage with the rope! Justin Sane coming over to help him, and they've got one hand tied to the cage... now the other... and it looks like they're gonna do the legs too! MooCow is helpless here!

Bloodbath: Well this'll work too... wait a minute, Chip up to his feet, and he's just watching them do this to MooCow... Justin Sane turns around first... Chip lunges... LIGHTS OUT! He hits Lights Out on Justin Sane!

Marcus: I guess it's just down to Ring King and Chip! Ring King looks and sees Justin Sane is down and out, and he turns around and sees Chip with a big smile on his face!

Bloodbath: Chip Collins goes for LIGHTS OUT... Ring King ducks! Ring King tries for a big lariat, but Chip ducks that, and... LIGHTS OUT! He hit it! and he falls on Ring King!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here are your winners... SUPER LUCHA MOOCOW and SUPERSTAR CHIP COLLINS, THE NEW FOOTLOOSE SUPERSTARS!

Marcus: Chip now going to untie MooCow... MooCow MOOING insanly as he sees that they've won the match! The ref on the outside opens the cage door, and they leave through it with their hands raised!

Bloodbath: Ring King now going to check on Justin Sane, who's just now starting to get up. Ring King helps Justin Sane to his feet... and Ring King with a huge right hand knocks him right back down!

Marcus: Why did he do that? Justin Sane now up, and Ring King and Justin Sane are now trading rights and lefts! what is this for?

Bloodbath: I have no idea! "Hollywood Carl" Aldrich now coming into the cage to try and play peacemaker here, He gets between them, and the two men stop fighting, but they both have angry looks on their faces.

Marcus: Well I have no idea what that was all about, but they're kind of leaving together... or maybe not! Ring King is climbing the cage, and he's calling Justin Sane up! Hollywood is trying to hold Justin Sane back, but Justin Sane grabs his cane, and climbs the cage!

Bloodbath: Ring King in the middle of the roof of this cage, and he's yelling at Justin Sane, something about loosing the match, he must think that he lost because of Justin Sane! Ring King takes a swing at Justin Sane, Justin Sane ducks, and swings his cane... he hits Ring King in the face!

Marcus: Ring King staggering backwards, and it looks like he's about to fall off the cage! Justin Sane now swinging for the sack! Ring King grabs the cane before Justin Sane can hit him! Now he walks more toward the center of the cage, and throws the cane away!

Bloodbath: Ring King now kicks Justin Sane in the stomach, and picks him up in a fireman's carry... RK DRIVER! AND THEY WENT THROUGH THE CAGE! Where did you get this thing? K-Mart?

Marcus: Shut up, it was out of the FMW's dumpster. But look at this! both men hit the mat hard! It looks like they're unconsious! We need paramedics out here now!