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Height: 6'2"
Weight: 348 lbs.

Align: Heel

Hometown: Kingston, Ontario, Canada

Theme Song: Big Bottom by Spinal Tap

Finisher: Velvety Cheek Drop Squat
Description of Finisher: Opponent is on the ground, Chilly Bunns jumps up and lands his butt in the ribs area

5 Other Favorite Moves: Turnbuckle Splash, Elbow Drop, Sledgehammer To the Back, Clap Ears, Rub Eyes on the Rope

Manager(s): Blubber Love & Prichard Simmons

Lard Ass Chilly Bunns is an extremely fat, out of shape, unhygenic man. His wrestling skill isn't very good, so he has to rely on his weight advantage to put guys away. He's 348lbs of blubber, there's very little muscle on him at all. He wears a pair of blue tights to the ring, and always comes to the ring in his re-enforced golf cart, because he's too lazy to walk down the aisle.