*Confetti and Balloons drop from the celing, as Marcus and Bloodbath walk out. Some kind of parade-like music plays, the fans don't really know what's going on, they're all just cheering because they don't know what to do. Marcus takes Rick Cobb's mic, and shakes his hand.*

Marcus: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the 10th ever card, and the almost 2 month anniversary of UNIVERSAL EXTREME WRESTLING!

Bloodbath: That's right, there's a lot of people that said the UEW wouldn't last this long, there's a few people that said we wouldn't even make it past our first card. But here we are, still going strong!

Marcus: That's right, and to celebrate, we got some big stuff going on tonight. First, it's official, the second ever UEW SuperCard, Extreme Pain '99, will be held January 31st!

Bloodbath: Oh yeah, an official date, and we will also decide the main event TONIGHT! That's right, it's a #1 contenders match for the Universal Extreme Wrestling's Universal Heavyweight Title! Konvicted Felon will take on "The Next Franchise" Justin Funk! Will the Kon be able to hold off the rest of Prestige, Power and Pain? Or will Funk get revenge on the Kon from Goldrush '98? We will decide that tonight!

Marcus: Oh yeah! That match should be something! The rest of the card should be great, we got some really good matches, we hope ya like it, we hope you're going to stick around for the rest of the show, because it's gonna be good, trust me when I tell you this! it's going to be great!

Bloodbath: (covering the mic pretty half-assed, so the crowd can still hear though) What the hell do you care if they leave Marcus? they already payed they're money, the stub says no refund!

Marcus: Oh yeah... Well whatever, we need the crowd noise, we don't have good enough recording equipment to pipe our chants in, hell, the only way I get copies of these shows is because I set my VCR to tape it! So stay and have fun, we now sell beer here, and we won't cut you off no matter how much you drink!

*the crowd goes nuts at that remark, and you can see a bunch of people, some minors, holding up beers. Marcus and Bloodbath leave the ring, and take their places at the announce booth as it goes to commercial*

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Marcus: Alright, here we go with our first match of the night, Rick Cobbs, take it away!

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this opening contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Coming to the ring, with his tag team parter Blade... from Fort Bragg, NC, weighing 290lbs... CAPTAIN MIKE HAVOK!

*Bad to the Bone plays as Mike Havok and Blade walk to the ring wearing fatigues and combat boots. He pulls his shirt off, revealing the giant tatoo of a screaming eagle on his chest. He walks into the ring as Blade waits on the outside*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent, with his manager, Donovan Bane... from Parts Unknown, weighing 300lbs... TESTAMENT!

*Donovan Bane and Testament walk out to no music whatsoever, the crowd is booing as they make their way to the ring. Testament is wearing an all black leather mask, with leather pants and black boots. Testament steps over the top rope and waits for the bell*

Marcus: These are two big guys in this match! Havok is almost 300lbs, and Testament IS 300lbs... Normally in a match like this with guys this size, I'd say you aren't going to see a wrestling match, but Havok is a master of pain, he can make you tap out in so many ways. He knows all the submission holds as well as other martial arts moves from his training in Brazilian Ju-Jitsu, Tai boxing, karate, and Chinese Kung Fu.

Bloodbath: Oh yeah, and Testament ain't too bad himself. He is mostly a brawler, but he's not just going to punch and hope to win that way, he knows some really good power moves. The bell has now sounded, and here we go!

Marcus: Both men just run at each other, and both slam into each other. Neither man goes down. Testament now daring Havok to try it again, and Havok runs to the ropes, and tries a shoulderblock... Testament staggers back a couple steps, but regains his footing. Havok runs to the ropes again, and tries the shoulderblock again... again it doesn't take Testament off his feet!

Bloodbath: Havok now daring Testament to try it! Testament runs at Havok, and hits a shoulderblock... Havok backs up a bit towards the ropes. Testament now takes a few steps back and runs at Havok... Havok ducks and Testament goes over the top rope, but lands on his feet!

Marcus: Testament now grabs Havok's foot and pulls him outside with him. It appears Donovan Bane and Blade are going to keep out of this, which is good, I want to just see the wrestlers go at it. Testament now throws a right, but it's blocked by Havok... and Havok gives him a palm thrust to the nose!

Bloodbath: I don't know how much damage that did, with that mask that Testament wears, but it looks like a bit of blood is now trickling out the nose holes of that mask! Havok now throws Testament back in the ring, and follows him back in. Testament back to his feet, and grabs Havok by the arm and throws him to the ropes... Havok reverses... Testament comes back and sticks his arm out for a clothesline, but Havok grabs it and takes him down to the mat!

Marcus: Testament hit hard face first on the mat, and Havok is really wrenching back on that arm! Testament is in pain here, you can hear it, you can't see it on his face though, that mask does a good job of covering that up. Testament trying to reach for the ropes with his free hand, and......... he's got it!

Bloodbath: Havok letting go, which we have decided to make a real rule. The Wrestlers now have to let go of the submission if the wrestler reaches the ropes. We forgot all about that, and last week someone figured out they couldn't be DQed for not letting go, I can't remember who it was now, but it doesn't matter, we changed the rule.

Marcus: Havok and Testament now both getting back to their feet, Havok tries a thrust kick, Testament dodges it, and Havok turns around... Testament grabs him by the throat, and... CHOKESLAM! and a cover!

REF: 1......2..

Bloodbath: Havok kicks out fairly easily. That chokeslam really caught him by surprise more than anything, I don't think he even realised he was being covered for 2 seconds! Testament now pulls him up to his feet, and whips him hard to the turnbuckle! Havok hits hard back first, and Testament follows him in with a clothesline! Havok staggers out a bit, and Testament picks him up, and... POWERSLAM! and another cover!

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: Havok kicks out again! Testament now pulling Havok back to his feet... Havok shoves Testament back, and then goes for a roundhouse kick... it connects! Testament staggers back a bit, and Havok shoots the leg, and locks in an anklelock!

Bloodbath: Oh yeah, this is a painful hold to say the least. You can hear Testament in pain again, he is yelling, but they're in the middle of the ring! can Testament reach those ropes!? He's really squirming, but he's moving forward... It looks like he might make it! He's reaching... and Blade pulls the rope away from him!

Marcus: Well that's kind of outside interference I guess, the ref is now warning Blade to let go of the rope, and he finally does, and Testament is able to reach it! Havok lets go, and now gets up and starts stomping the ankle of Testament!

Bloodbath: A little unconventional, stomping on a guy's ankle, but I guess it works. Testament now trying to use the ropes to pull himself up, but Havok pulls him the rest of the way... Havok tries to throw Testament to the ropes, but Testament is able to reverse... Havok comes back, and... Testament picks him up, and hits a sidewalk slam!

Marcus: Testament in control here, he pulls Havok to his feet, and Testament runs towards the ropes, and goes for a clothesline... Havok grabs his arm, and... HAVOK HANGOVER! Testament is trying to fight the pain... no, he taps!

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: The winner of this match... CAPTAIN MIKE HAVOK!

Bloodbath: One half of the Mercenaries wins his match, and Blade will wrestle later tonight too, but when we come back, it's The Hunter vs Justin Sane!

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Marcus: This next match should be good, this feud has really just started, and you can bet it's going to heat up pretty quickly! lets go to Rick Cobbs for the ring announcement.

Rick Cobbs: This next match is a Heavyweight vs Jr. Heavyweight match scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Coming to the ring first, From Philadelphia, weighing 210lbs... representing The Extreme Icons... JUSTIN SANE!

*My Life by the Jerkoffs plays as Justin Sane walks out wearing an Extreme Icons shirt, and long cutoff shorts. the fans give him some cheers, but there's a little bit of booing. He's carrying his cane as always, and sets it in his corner.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent... from "The Dark Side", weighing 266lbs... he is the leader of The Dark Alliance... THE HUNTER!

*Heresy by Nine Inch Nails plays as Hunter walks out, without the Dark Alliance. The crowd really boos, some of the fans throw hot dog wrappers and drink cups at him. He gets in the ring, and Justin Sane immediatly attacks him*

Bloodbath: and it's on! Justin Sane attacking Hunter right from the start, trying to get a little revenge from last week! Hunter trying to block Justin Sane's fury of punches, but every second or third one is still connecting! Justin Sane now grabs Hunter by the arm, and irish whips him to the corner... Hunter reverses, and runs in... Justin Sane jumps up on the second turnbuckle and does a backflip over Hunter! Hunter runs into the corner, and turns around, and is met with a right hand by Justin Sane!

Marcus: Great quickness and athleticism by Justin Sane, it's always fun to see a Jr. Heavyweight vs a Heavyweight because of the different styles! Justin Sane now starts hammering Hunter into the corner... Hunter now starts blocking punches, and throws Justin Sane into the corner, and starts punching him!

Bloodbath: Oh yeah, he turns the tables on him, Hunter throwing lefts and rights to Justin's face and body, and now he grabs him by the arm and throws him towards the opposite turnbuckle... wait, instead he's pulling Justin Sane back towards him, and nails him with a short arm clothesline!

Marcus: Interesting move by the bigger man. Hunter now jumps up in the air, and drops an elbow into the throat of Justin Sane! Justin Sane grabs his throat in pain, as Hunter now pulls him back to his feet. Hunter now throwing Justin Sane to the ropes, Justin Sane comes back, and... Hunter lifts his knee into Justin Sane's stomach!

Bloodbath: Justin Sane goes down, holding onto his gut and gasping for air, that one knocked the wind out of him! Justin Sane now rolls over and starts to get up... and Hunter kicks him right in the mouth!

Marcus: I think I just saw a tooth go flying! Justin Sane holding his face, he's bleeding a little now, but trying to get back to his feet anyway... and Hunter is going for Justin Sane's cane!

Bloodbath: Oh yeah, this is where things get interesting! Hunter has the cane now, and Justin Sane is coming after him... Hunter swings the cane and nails Justin Sane right on the shoulder! Justin Sane grabs his shoulder, and Hunter now swings again, and nails Justin Sane right in the thigh!

Marcus: Justin Sane is now down on one knee, and Hunter swings again... Justin Sane ducks it, and that one barely missed Justin Sane's head! Justin Sane now nails Hunter right in the crotch! Hunter drops the cane, and goes down in pain!

Bloodbath: Justin Sane now picks up the cane, and nails Hunter in the back with it! and now he stands over Hunter, and drives the cane into the back of Hunter's head!

Marcus: Hunter now trying to get back to his feet, but Justin Sane pulls him back up the rest of the way, and kicks him in the stomach and picks him up... LYGERBOMB! and the ref starts to make the count!

REF: 1......2...

Bloodbath: Hunter kicks out! that was an impressive move by Justin Sane right there! Hunter now trying to get back to his feet again, Justin Sane backs up, and runs at him... swinging neckbreaker!

Marcus: Justin Sane now picking Hunter up, and scoop slams him down near one of the corners. I think I know where this is going... straight to the top! Justin Sane climbs up, and... MOONSAULT... NO! Hunter puts his knees out and Justin Sane hits hard!

Bloodbath: Hunter back up now, and Justin Sane up pretty fast too. Justin Sane grabs Hunters arm, and throws him to the ropes... Justin Sane jumps up to try a frankensteiner... Hunter reverses with a POWERBOMB! and a cover by Hunter!

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: Justin Sane gets a shoulder up! Hunter now going outside to get a chair! he's got one, and... wait a minute, here comes the rest of the Dark Alliance! The Albino Prince and Wraith are out here now... and here come the Extreme Icons! Ring King and Carl Aldrich rush to the ring, and they attack the Dark Alliance! Hunter is watching all this in the ring, he turns around... and Justin Sane nails Hunter's chair with a jumping savate kick! The chair nails Hunter in the face!

Bloodbath: Justin Sane now placing the chair in the middle of the ring, and picks up Hunter and puts him in a fireman's carry... THAT'S INSANE! right on the chair! He goes for the cover, Wraith now in the ring!

REF: 1......2.....

Marcus: Wraith kicks Justin Sane in the head! the ref calls for the bell, and the ring fills up with the Extreme Icons and the Dark Alliance!

DING DING DING

Bloodbath: The Icons and the Alliance are brawling now, refs are rushing to the ring trying to break this up, the bell keeps ringing, but that's about as effective as flicking the lights on and off in grade school when the kids are talking! the refs are trying to pull this apart, they're just getting thrown aside, now we got more security, basically rent-a-cops, and they're getting in there, and this is now sort of dying down, they're just now yelling at each other.

Rick Cobbs: The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification... JUSTIN SANE!

Marcus: Well we're going to try and get this completely cleared out, then up next it'll be Bill Neno taking on Blade!

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Marcus: Welcome back folks. In this match we are also welcoming back a UEW star that left for a bit and now has returned to toss his hat in the ring and see what he has going for him. I for one am excited to see this match cause I don't think his opponent gives a rats ass about him coming back.

Bloodbath: I think you are right. This one has the makings for some hardcore out of control action. This guy Blade...he knows hardcore. And Bill Neno is no slouch either. I can't wait.

Marcus: Then let's get to it take it away Rick Cobbs.

*The camera angle switches to center ring, and Rick Cobbs is in the house. Hell he is in most of it just standing there.*

Rick: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is scheduled for one fall, and has a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first from parts unknown at 6'5" and weighing in at 259 pounds...Bill Neno.

*"Come with Me" by Puff Daddy slams in the background. The crowd gives him a good pop. He comes to the ring slapping hands and then runs up the stairs all set to cause some serious havok.*

Rick: And his opponent for the evening from Badlands ND, weighing in at 335 pounds at 6'9", this is Blade.

*"Bad to the Bone" plays and the fans give a good sized pop as Blade comes out of the back. He looks in great shape aside from a bunch of little cuts all over him from his previous hardcore matches.*

Marcus: This one is going to be great. Blade comes up and into the ring, Neno walks up...this is looking dangerous....Neno extends a hand...Blade does too...The two men shake then...break and wait for the bell, both of these guys are professionals.

DING DING DING

Bloodbath: These two may have come out to a handshake but they look like they will be leaving to an ass kickin! Blade and Neno lock up super quick. Blade takes quick control with his size advantage, and he shoves Neno back into the corner. Blade starts off with a quick barrage of gut shots then yanks him loose and flings Neno to the opposite side of the ring.

Marcus: Neno sails across the ring and lands hard into the corner...Blade charges in and big spash by Blade! Blade is a much bigger competitor then you would think. He pulls Neno out of the corner and throttles him back down with a hard short arm clothesline!

Bloodbath: Blade is soo big that Neno just has to either get away from him and get a damn good game plan, or start fighting dirty. Those are about the two options you have with a guy like this. Right now Blade is pulling Neno up off the floor, and scooping him up onto his shoulder....Then drops Neno down onto his knee. Knee lift shoulder breaker by Blade.

Marcus: Neno is hurt and holding his shoulder out here in the middle of the ring. Blade towering overhim and really laying into Neno with hard stomps...Neno now doing the right thing and rolling out of the ring under the bottom rope. He just collapsed on the mat after he rolled out there. Blade just stepped over the top rope.

*The fans know that this is about to get hardcore.*

Bloodbath: These guys are professionals but both of them know that they need wins here in the UEW to get title shots. Blade up and he pulls Neno up to his feet, and looks to be whipping him into the steel....Blade whips..Neno holds on and pulls Blade forward, then meets him at close range with a knee to the gut! Blade stumbles back and Neno out of desperation nails him with a hard clothes line!

Marcus: For the first time tonite Neno is in control. Neno is trying to catch his breath here unable to continue the attack...

Bloodbath: He better figure something out here pretty quick cause Blade is starting to get back to his feet. Neno stumbles back and is looking for a tool...he is going for the RAIL? Neno is disconnecting the security rail! Blade is up to his feet...Neno better know what he is doing because Blade is coming up super fast behind him...

*The Crowd Explodes!*

Marcus: He just swung that gaurd rail like a baseball bat and flattened the shit out of Blade in the process! Neno raises the rail up over his head....and SLAMS it down onto he chest of Blade! Neno is rockin now! Neno pulls up Blade by the head and flings him out into the open area from the security rail!

Bloodbath: Neno charges in after him and tackles him out into the fans! Blade rolls and tries to get out from under Neno who is flying fists at him from a stradled position! Blade tosses Neno off him landing him several feet away in a bunch of fans and chairs. Blade rises slowly to his feet.

Marcus: Blade is busted open. He turns and WHAM!!!!! Neno charges in with a chair and nails the shit out of Blade. Blade stumbles back and Neno nails him with the chair all over again! Blade is all the way down to the floor now. Neno yanks up Blades head, and slides that chair under his head....and WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!! Punishing shots from Neno onto the steel!

Bloodbath: Blade is as good as done I would say. Neno seems to think the same thing, as he starts to drag him out to the ring. Blade seems to some how be coming too...Neno turns and drops the legs of Blade and just starts to kick the hell out of Blade...who through it somehow is still trying to get back to his feet.

Marcus: Blade just grabbed the foot of Neno and tossed him down! Blade is back in this and back in it to win! He lifts up Neno and throws him into the ring! Blade right up on the apron and in ofer the top rope!

*The fans are going wild!*

Bloodbath: Blade kicks the gut of a rising Neno and double arm ddt! Blade for the cover

Ref: 1......2...

Marcus: NO! Neno ain't going out like that! Blade pulls Neno back up, and starts to chop away at his chest and backs him to the ropes....Whips him to the opposite side races after and nails him with a knee to the face! Neno flops to the floor! Blade rebounds into the ropes and he is looking to drop a knee on the face of Neno!

Bloodbath: NENO MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!!! BLADE WENT KNEE FIRST INTO THE MAT!!!! NENO IS UP AND BLADE IS TOO! BOTH MEN ARE BEAT TO HELL WHO CAN WIN THIS ONE NOW?!?

Marcus: I have no idea! Neno goes for a clothesline on Blade, Blade ducks, and throws Neno to the ropes, Neno staggers backwards... BLADE HITS THE EDGE OF DESTRUCTION! and a cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... BLADE!

Bloodbath: Blade gets the win, and the Mercenaries go 2 and 0 tonight! folks, we'll be back right after this with the Jr. Heavyweight contest!

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