*Justin Sane walks out carrying his cane, and wearing an Extreme Icons shirt. He walks out to the top of the ramp, and raises the cane, with a mixed reaction, but mostly boos. He walks to the ring and sets his cane outside the ring in his corner*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent... with his manager, Moonlight... from Los Angeles, California, weighing 279lbs... ELITE ERIC EGO!

*We are the Champions plays as servants rush out, and Moonlight and Elite Eric Ego walk out arm in arm. One of the servants with a big grass fan fans Elite Eric Ego, while another goes to the ring and bends down as a step for Elite Eric Ego to climb into the ring. Elite Eric Ego walks into the ring, and Moonlight helps him take his robe off, then walks out of the ring*

Marcus: Well here we go! Elite Eric Ego with a definate weight advantage, but Justin Sane's an extremely aggressive man. Both men now circle, and they now lock up, Elite Eric Ego shoves Justin Sane off, and now dusts off his shoulder with a disgusted look on his face.

Bloodbath: Well I guess Eric Ego doesn't really like to be touched by "Peasants" but I mean, if he wants to wrestle here, he's obviously going to have to get his own hands dirty here.

Marcus: Exactly. Well they're locking up again, and Justin Sane puts him in a side headlock. Elite Eric Ego tries to throw Justin Sane to the ropes, but Justin Sane keeps this headlock on. Justin Sane now runs towards the turnbuckle... he springs off the second turnbuckle, twists, and... Bulldog headlock!

Bloodbath: Elite Eric Ego hits face first, and he rolls to the outside, where his servants fan him and pour water on him. Justin Sane runs towards the ropes, and jumps for a plancha... Eric Ego puts his servants in front of it, and they both go down!

Marcus: Well I'm sure that's what they're there for. Justin Sane now getting to his feet, and Eric Ego kicks him in the stomach and throws him back into the ring. Elite Eric Ego rolls back into the ring, and pulls Justin Sane back to his feet. he throws him to the turnbuckle, and follows him in.. Justin Sane jumps up, and does a backflip over Eric Ego. Eric Ego turns around, and Justin Sane slaps him in the face!

Bloodbath: Eric Ego not too happy with that. Eric Ego now tries a clothesline, but Justin Sane ducks that. Eric Ego turns around, and Justin Sane now punching him in the jaw! Eric Ego reels backwards, and Justin Sane runs at him, and... spinning heel kick! and Ego goes down!

Marcus: Justin Sane really taking it to the heavier Elite Eric Ego! Eric Ego rolls out of the ring again to regain his composure. Justin Sane runs towards the ropes at him, and Elite Eric Ego moves out of the way quickly, and Justin Sane just runs into the ropes chest first and rolls backwards right back onto his feet. Eric Ego walks to the other side of the ring, assuming Justin Sane has hit hard on the outside, and he goes to grab a chair.

Bloodbath: Elite Eric Ego now looks and sees Justin Sane running towards the cornerpost, he jumps up, and springs off... Elite Eric Ego puts his chair up to his face, and Justin Sane with a springboard dropkick from the cornerpost right into the chair! the chair hits Elite Eric Ego in the face!

Marcus: Well that's not gonna be good for Eric Ego, I think.. yes, his nose is now bleeding from that! one of the servants runs to Elite Eric Ego's side with a towel to try and mop up some of the blood, but Justin Sane throws him back, and grabs Eric Ego and throws him back into the ring.

Bloodbath: This is looking good now for Justin Sane. Justin Sane climbing to the top rope, and waits for Elite Eric Ego to get up... Justin Sane jumps and goes for a Hurricanrana... Elite Eric Ego counters with a powerbomb! and a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: Justin Sane kicks out! and it looks like you may have spoke too soon Bloodbath.

Bloodbath: perhaps... well Eric Ego now pulling Justin Sane to his feet, and sending him to the turnbuckle! he hits chest first and staggers backwards. Eric Ego picks him up, and... rolling back suplex! and Justin Sane hits hard, and is now favoring his back!

Marcus: Yeah well a powerbomb and back suplex will do that... Eric Ego now grabbing Justin Sane by the legs and pulling him to the middle of the ring, and... Boston Crab! he's trying to roll it over... and he's got it!

Bloodbath: He's really sitting back on that! It just may be a matter of seconds before this one is over! Justin Sane blindly reaching for the ropes, but they're a good 4 or so feet away! Elite Eric Ego has a pretty big smile on his face here, he feels he's won this one! You can see now the look of pain on Justin Sane's face, he's in agony! he's now pulling himself towards the ropes.

Marcus: He's really trying to fight it... Moonlight from the outside now throwing in a chair for Eric Ego. Eric Ego lets go of the hold, and grabs the chair. Justin Sane crawling to the ropes to help pull himself up, but Eric Ego walks up to him... and drives the chair into his back!

Bloodbath: What a shot! that echoed through the arena! Eric Ego throws the chair out of the ring, and pulls Justin Sane to his feet... Justin Sane with an elbow to Eric Ego's stomach! and another! and now he sets him up for a vertical suplex... he can't lift him! his back is just in too much pain!

Marcus: Eric Ego taking advantage of this, he picks him up, and... Brain Buster! and a cover!

REF: 1......2.....

Bloodbath: Justin Sane barely gets a shoulder up! Moonlight slamming her hands down on the canvas, yelling at the ref.

Marcus: That's not going to do any good. Wait a minute, look who's coming down to ringside...

Bloodbath: It's Ring King and Carl Aldrich... I don't know what's going down now! they're walking right to the ring. Eric Ego pulling Justin Sane up, and Justin Sane throws a punch into Eric Ego's stomach. and another. and another. Justin Sane now throws Eric Ego to the ropes, and... HURRICANRANA!

Marcus: Justin Sane might have this one now! He's calling for THAT'S INSANE! He goes over and pulls Eric Ego to his feet, and puts him in a fireman's carry... Ring King and Carl Aldrich jump in the ring, and knock Eric Ego off Justin Sane's shoulders and start beating on him! what's this all about?

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: The winner of this match, by Disqualification... ELITE ERIC EGO!

Bloodbath: Justin Sane now pulling Ring King off of Elite Eric Ego, and yelling at him. They're arguing, I think I heard Justin Sane say that he had this match won, and he did too! He got ripped off here, and now Ring King and Carl Aldrich are leaving.

Marcus: well the feud between those friends continues. Anyways, coming up next, ShowStopper will face "Sensational" Stevie Rhymes!

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Marcus: Welcome back folks, we are about to see a truely brutal match. This one is between two of the greats in the sport...as Stevie Rhymes meets Showstopper, and who can forget last week when Showstopper was left unconcious in the ring with Blade after one of the feircest matches I have ever seen.

Bloodbath: Well you can bet that SS has not forgotten and you can also bet that he is surely got something to prove tonite too. And then you have to look at the great opportunity that this would be for Stevie, to come out of hte gate and beat down one of the more highly regarded men in the sport.

Marcus: Well let's get down to it, and go to the ring and Rick Cobbs for the introductions!!!

*Rick Cobbs stands in the ring ready to go. Except his toupe is on backwards, but who cares.*

Rick: Ladies and Gentlemen this next bout is scheduled for one fall, and will feature the talents of two of the best competitors in the UEW! This match has a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first from Manhatton NewYork, at 6' 7" and 287 pounds....The Showstopper!!!!

*Pretty Fly for a white guy blasts and the fans come to their feet as Showstopper comes out through the curtains and struts to the ring taking time to slap fives, and shanke hands on his way to the ring. The fans chant his name and he looks like he deserves it.*

Rick: And facing him tonite, he comes from Woodstock Ontario, at 6 foot 2 and 237 pounds folks please welcome Sensational Stevie Rhymes!!!!!

*Sensational makes his way out as "The great Malenko" Thumps overhead. Rhymes comes out to a less then welcoming crowd. They boo him and he doesn't seem to care much as he jogs to the ring and slides under the rope.*

Marcus: You know you have to look in that ring right now and see that Rhymes is way smaller then Showstopper. Rhymes is going to need to be faster the Stopper in this one and that will be hard to do. Rhymes on the move already and sneaks in a quick shot to the face of the Showstopper...

Bloodbath: Following up quickly Stevie flies back into the ropes, and spring of quickly out into a cross body block that Showstopper catches...The fans are going nuts, as Showstopper circles holding the body of Rhymes....before dropping him with a fallaway slam!!!

*the fans go buck nutty*

Marcus: But every bit as quick he went down Rhymes is back up and up quickly enough to swing a boot to the back of the up sitting Showstopper. Rhymes continues to kick and kick as SS drops forward from the force! Rhymes sprints around and climbs up the turnbuckle padding...SS up to his feet looking pissed...Rhymes...Moonsaults over and....Jesus H. He caught him...SS caught him and changed it into a tomb stone piledriver!!!! That was awesome!

Bloodbath: Rhymes isn't getting up too quick from that one...and SS is capatalizing..he pulls Rhymes backup and gets him positioned in a belly to belly, and overhead tosses the body of Rhymes into the turnbucklepaddings on the other side of the ring! Ryhmes landed like a ton of bricks....Now here comes SS dropping a knee on the upturned bodyof his opponent!

Marcus: That had to let all the air out of the lungs of Rhymes. SS up now and the fans are loving it, while Rhymes is rolling around holding his guts. Rhymes getting a little force behind him and climbing back up to his feet...SS is patiently waiting. Rhymes makes it up and here comes SS with a bad ass clothesline that nocks Rhymes out of his boots and out of the ring...But wait...Rhymes held the ropes and now springboards in off the apron I have never seen a move like that...springs back in and clobbers the big man with a drop kick.

Bloodbath: This one is rolling now...Rhymes in control...SS reeling from that kick...Rhymes nails him with a standing side kick!!! Some one find that guys teeth. SS drops back onto the ropes...and Rhymes follows after and sends SS across the ring and intot he opposite ropes...Rhymes sprints...leaps and this time executes a perfect cross body block! Hooks the leg...

Ref: 1.....2.....

Marcus: SS go this arm up just in time!!! Rhymes is shocked and he leaps back to his feet and SS climbs up and Rhymes goes to send SS to the corner...SS reverses and the impact to the corner very nearly sent Rhymes out onto his ass! SS going for a splash...nails it...and Rhymes comes waddling out of the corner....SS catches him and WHAM!!!! huge scoop slam!

Bloodbath: The fans are going ape! He is giving the sign for the Showdown! He has his opponent set up...kicks his arm inplace...runs off the ropes flies to the other....stops and drops the elbow right into the chest of Rhymes while the fans go crazy! Unless Rhymes gets in control again...all that is left is the Showtime and this one is done! he pulls Rhymes to his feet, and sets him up in position for the ShowTime!

Marcus: Rhymes reverses with a reverse Russian Legsweep! ShowStopper hits face first! That was lucky right there, ShowTime would have ended it. Rhymes now to the top rope, and I think he's gonna go for his finisher... SENSATIONAL SPLASH! he hits it!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... Sensational Stevie Rhymes!

Bloodbath: amazing match by these two! ShowStopper had it, and Rhymes barely pulled off the win!

Marcus: Coming up next, the Jr. Heavyweight Triple Threat match!

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Marcus: We're back and this match looks to be one of the most exciting matches on this card! Lets take it to Rick Cobbs for the ring introductions.

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Jr. Heavyweight Triple Threat Match! First, making his way to the ring, weighing an even 200lbs... from Hell's Kitchen... STALEMATE!

*Walk by Pantera plays as Stalemate walks to the ring wearing a loose straight jacket and baggy green pants. He reaches into the jacket and pulls out a razor and proceeds to blade himself across the chest. He then throws the jacket and blade away, and slides into the ring*

Rick Cobbs: Now introducing the second competitor in this match... From El Paso Texas, weighing 220lbs... WES ANDERSON!

*No Remorse plays as Wes and Doug Anderson walk out to the ramp. Wes tells Doug to stay in the back, then Wes walks to the ring.*

Rick Cobbs: And the third competitor... from the Asylum, weighing 195lbs... SHANK!

*Dragula by Rob Zombie plays as Shank and the two armed guards assigned to him walk out. the guards escort Shank to the ring, then leave*

Marcus: Well the guards not staying for Shank, since this is a falls count anywhere match he's going to have to be able to go outside the ring for once.

Bloodbath: Good, finally we'll get to see a little more out of Shank. Shank and Stalemate now talking to each other, these guys are both nuts, Shank is pointing at Wes Anderson, and now they both go at him. Both men double teaming Wes! Shank and Stalemate both backing Wes into the corner and now they start throwing lefts and rights wildly at him. Wes is trying to cover up, but that's hard to do with two men hitting you.

Marcus: Wes now ducks down and rolls outside the ring to escape the barrage of punches. Stalemate now climbing out of the ring to go after him... and Shank nails him with a standing dropkick, sending him face first into the steel guard rail!

Bloodbath: Well that partnership didn't last long did it? Shank now in the ring by himself, looking at Stalemate, waiting for him to get up I suppose. Stalemate getting to his feet, and Shank grabs the top rope, and springboards out of the ring... Plancha on Stalemate!

Marcus: Wes Anderson now taking this opportunity to kick both these men while they're down. Wes now pulling Stalemate up to his feet, and he throws him over the guard rail! now he turns to where Shank is, who is now getting to his feet, obviously that Plancha took a bit out of himself too. Wes grabs Shank by the arm and throws him to the steel guard rail.

Bloodbath: Shank hits back first, and Wes now going to follow it up with a... dropkick to the face! and Shank goes backwards into the crowd! Stalemate just getting up now, and he sees Shank is in the crowd with him, and he just throws a guy out of his seat and takes the steel chair! Shank does the same, and now you see the crowd moving out of the way. Shank takes a swing at Stalemate, but Stalemate blocks with his chair. Stalemate now takes a swing, and Shank blocks!

Marcus: Out of nowhere, Wes Anderson springs off the guardrail, and... double flying clothesline! he now goes for a cover on Stalemate

REF: 1......2...

Bloodbath: Shank hits Wes in the back with the steel chair! Wes rolls off Stalemate, and now Shank goes for a cover on Wes.

REF: 1......2..

Marcus: Stalemate kicks Shank in the back of the head to break the count. Stalemate now picking up Shank and throwing him back over the steel guard rail. Stalemate climbs back over, leaving Wes in the crowd, who is just slowly getting to his feet after that chair shot. Stalemate now scoop slaming Shank onto the floor, and he grabs a chair, and sets it up... he's now taking a few steps back, and runs at the chair... he springs off the chair, and... Legdrop on Shank!

Bloodbath: Stalemate gets right up, and he doesn't even bother for a cover! He pulls Shank right back up, and drags him towards the ramp. Wes is over the guardrail and he's getting back in the ring. it looks like Stalemate is gonna powerbomb Shank on the ramp! Wes now runs to the ropes, and jumps up on the top rope, and springs off... swandive dropkick! it nails Stalemate in the back of the head!

Marcus: Well I guess that saved Shank for a second! Shank now going under the ring and searching around, and he's pulling out... a tray of thumbtacks! About time someone found that! Shank smiles at the site of the thumbtacks, and now he drags them all the way out from under the ring, and now goes after Stalemate. Wes Anderson is just standing there, obviously not wanting to be the one to go into those things.

Bloodbath: I don't blame him! Shank now kicks Stalemate in the stomach, and... DDT into the THUMBTACKS! Both men got thumbtacks in them with that! both men now have thumbtacks in them, Stalemates are in the top of his head, and Shank has them in his back! Wes now walks over to the carnage, and pulls Stalemate out of the thumbtacks, and rolls him back into the ring, then follows him in.

Marcus: Wes Anderson now pulls Stalemate up, and sets him up for... oh, it's gonna be a... TIGER DRIVER! and the cover!

REF: 1......2..

Bloodbath: Wes pulls Stalemate up! he's not finished yet! He drags him to the corner, and climbs the top rope... 450 Splash... NO! Stalemate gets his knees up! Shank now getting back into the ring, and Stalemate gets up to his feet and meets him with a kick to the stomach... now he's lifting him up in a Tourture Rack... and spins him around into a neckbreaker! what a move! And a cover by Stalemate!

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: Wes Anderson over to make the save! Stalemate now to his feet, and Wes Anderson grabs him by the hair and throws him over the top rope! Shank to his feet quickly, and waits for Wes Anderson to turn around... Wes turns around, and he's met with a choke by Shank! nothing scientific about this, he's just wrapping his hands around Wes Anderson's throat!

Bloodbath: Wes Anderson struggling to break this, he's swinging his arms wildly, but Shank is just squeezing harder. Shank now pulls Wes down to the mat. The ref checking Wes to see if he wants to give up. the ref sees that Wes has his shoulders to the mat, and he goes for the count.

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: Wes gets a shoulder up. Shank still choking him, now Stalemate coming into the ring, and he boots Shank in the head, that makes him break this choke. Shank up, and he shoves Stalemate backwards. Stalemate shoves Shank backwards, and Wes grabs him and rolls him up!

REF: 1......2....

Bloodbath: Stalemate makes the save. Wes now grabs Stalemate, and throws him out of the ring, and he hits hard into the steel guard rail! Wes turns around, and Shank is right behind him! he kicks him in the stomach, and picks him up... BLOODY CRUCIFIX! and the cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... SHANK!

Marcus: Well when we come back, we're gonna make use of that scaffold! And they're going to roll out the barbed wire, and Phobos and Konvicted Felon are going to kill eachother! that's what you fans payed to see, and it's NEXT!

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Marcus: Welcome back ladies and gents. We have reached our main event of the evening, and I have to say that this one really folks will be one for the ages. This has the potential to be the most extreme match ever. It is a scaffold match in which Phobos will meet the Konvicted Felon 20 feet over the ring below!

Bloodbath: Jesus a fall like that could kill some one.

Marcus: That is why ten feet from the scaffold we have suspended a net.

Bloodbath: (playing dumb a bit) Well that isn't very extreme....

Marcus: Well you are right that would take away from the extremity of this match if not for the net being made of pure barbed wire!

Bloodbath: Damn man that is worse then a twenty foot fall.

Marcus: Folks just take a look at this platform it is just designed for mayhem.

*The camera follows large support beams and cross bars up to an capital i shaped platform, on either end there is two 8X8 platforme with steel bars fencing them in with an opening leading to a 9 foot long by 5 foot wide scaffold in between with nothing but your imagination to keep the combatants from tumbling down to a taut bed of barbed wire below.*

Bloodbath: You know after that cage match last week and that super cheap cage you bought, are you sure these guys will be safe?

Marcus: um...Let's go to Rick Cobbs for the intros!!!!

Bloodbath: *whispering* you sure you didn't buy that thing at K-mart?

*High above on the bridge of the scaffold, Rick Cobbs stands at the ready with his mic in hand. He looks at the camera and then looks down at his note cards...he shuffles them and in the shuffle drops his mic off the side of the scaffol and it clanks through the barbed wire, then thuds to the mat below. Rick can be heard to shout "SHIT!!!"*

Marcus: Well let's put it this way folks if you need some one to tell you about these two guys then you get out about as much as Rick's Penis does.

Bloodbath: I wouldn't know, but I do know that the guys in this match, are the Konvicted Felon, and Phobos and let's hit the damn music and get this going! Folks we've chosen to have both men enter the ring at the same time, to not give one an unfair advantage. So here they come...to a song neither may be singing after this thing.

*Pearl Jam's Alive blasts in the background and the fans come to their feet, as several UEW gaurds surround the Konvicted Felon and Phobos as they come to the ring, both seem like they are more then ready to wait for the match on the scaffold to go at it. "187" chants roar, as do "Phobos" chants, the crowd seems split right down the middle on this one.*

Marcus: There they go taking their postions and climbing up to opposite platforms of this monstrosity. You know as I watch this I have to say that this is the first time that there have ever been three true killers in a match at the same time.

Bloodbath: I hear that Phobos, Kon, and that scaffold. Kon is up there and he has his prison issues on...and rips them off for the fans exposing what...wow...I would have to say is the Felon at his physical best of his career. Phobos on his side is wearing street clothes, a pair of jeans and a white 3-pac t-shirt. Both men facing off from their seperate platforms....Both are looking a little timid out there apparently they saw the cage match last week too.

Marcus: Here they come! Both men charge and grapple up right in the heart of that scaffold! Working a little test of strength each man trying to turn the other to a postion where they could shove the other off....Felon now throws Phobos down to the bridge after tiring of that hold. Felon probably at a strength advantage in this one.

Bloodbath: Felon rushing to stomp Phobos off the bridge...Phobos catches him with a foot to the jaw and that sends Felon stumbling backwards across the bridge, and back first onto one of the gated platforms. Felon hops up quickly but Phobos drives him back down with a double axe handle!

Marcus: Felon down on his knees...and Phobos puts his foot on the back of the head of the helpless Kon and WHAM! Stomps it onto the steel platform! Kon is busted up and may be unconcious! Phobos drops to his knees beside Kon and WHAM! WHAM WHAM! grabs the dreads of Kon and repeatedly slams him face first to the steel. One more big one for the screaming fans...NO KON blocked it with his hand...and WHAM!!! Sent Phobos' face down instead!

Bloodbath: This crowd is out of control! I can't hear a damn thing! Felon is wiping the blood out of his face. He now rises up to his feet, and turns to the still laid out Phobos...He pulls him up to his feet, and whips him across the platform, Phobos hits hip first and hard into the steel barrier. He rebounds a little...just far enough to get tagged by a standing side kick from Kon...Phobos rebounds and ...HOLY CRAP flips over the rail!!! HE FELL HE FELL!!!!

*The crowd gasps!!!!*

Marcus: Kon is right there to see it Phobo...Thumb to the eye of Kon as Phobos managed to snag the scaffold supports on his way down and has climbed back up! Goddamn that was scarey for a moment! Felon reels and Phobos climbs back in looking a little shaken up himself! Kon comes back at him, and Phobos hip tosses him out onto the bridge again!

Bloodbath: Kon is holding his back you gotta remember this scaffold is made of steel and every shot here is like getting nailed with a chair! What the hell is Phobos doing? He is climbing up on the corner of the largeplatform restaining bars...MY GOD HE JUST LEAPED ACROSS THE WIDE OPEN SPACE BETWEEN THE CORNER AND THE BRIDGE AND LANDED A SHARP ELBOW ON THE CHEST OF KON!!!!!

Marcus: I have to say that that near fall experience that Phobos had may have killed a little of that timidness he had earlier! Phobos is up and is pulling his opponent up to his feet, and setting up a...a pile driver on the scaffold...Phobos has him up...No...Felon fights down and back body drops Phobos over and he lands hard on the scaffold...Felon drops to a knee, and is still favoring his back.

*The fans are deafening!*

Bloodbath: Felon is slowly up and turning to Phobos...Phobos getting up as well, Felon helps him up and then throws him back down with a huge scoop slam. Felon now steps back on the bridge...runs forward and drops a huge leg across the neck of Phobos! Felon grabs Phobos by the t-shirt and the jeans and tosses him head first over to the floor of the other platform! Phobos looks to be trying to get up...but Felon pulls him up and drapes his neck across one of the rails around the platform...Then climbs up on the tops of hte rail...now Felon going daredevil...and he drops all his weight across the back of Phobos driving his neck down onto that bar!!!

Marcus: Felon goes up onto that bar over Phobos' back again...drops...HOLY SHIT!!!! PHOBOS STOOD UP AND HE KNOW HAS FELON IN A PIGGY BACK LIKE POSTION ON HI BACK...PHOBOS STAGGERS BACKWARD AND FALLS BACK DRIVING FELON DOWN HARD TO THE BRIDGE AND LAYING HIS LIMBS OUT LIMP!!!!!

Bloodbath: Phobos is clutching his throat and you have to say that was a desperation move on his part. You have to think that Phobos needs to knock the Kon off soon, or he will be in deep trouble. Phobos now coming after Felon...but Felon manages to sweep out Phobos' legs and that leaves both men laid out on the monsterous scaffold! Who can get on it faster....Felon is up...and so is Phobos neither can have much left.

Marcus: Both men are up to their feet, and Kon is out on the bridge...and calling out Phobos is up...he smiles and walks out toward the bridge...Then...reaches into his pocket....what the hell...CUFFS HE HAS HAND CUFFS!!!! HE'S GOING TO ....CUFF HIMSELF TO THE RESTRAINING BAR ON THAT PLATFORM!!!! Kon charges, but it's too late! Phobos is cuffed up there!!!!

Bloodbath: Not to offend any of his fans, but those cuffs ain't gonna stop the Kon! Kon starts to stomp the hell out of Phobos, who waves his unrestrained hand to block it! Kon is beating him down onto that platform!!! Kon now reaches into his prison pants..He has a hack blade!!!!! Kon is stomping with his feet and cutting with his hands!!! Phobos is trying to fight back and he tosses Felon off of him and that lands Kon out on the bridge...But HOLY COW FELON CUT HIM LOOSE!!!!

Marcus: Phobos looks shocked...and that gives Kon time to get up and level Phobos with a hard clothesline! Kon now pulls Phobos out to the bridge....He starts to attempt a carry style move....Phobos starts to fight back! A hard punch sends Kon reeling...But he comes back with a punch of his own! Both men giving it all they have!!!! Kon reeling now....Phobos back! Both men getting wobbly on that ramp. Some one is going to fall!!!!!

Bloodbath: Phobos regains his balance a bit, and takes a swing at Kon... Kon ducks, and kicks him in the stomach... he picks him up, and... He's got him up in position for the Hell Razor! He now walks over to the side of the platform, and... HELLRAZOR OFF THE SCAFFOLD! KON WINS! KON WINS!

Rick Cobbs: The winner of this match... KONVICTED FELON!

Marcus: I don't believe it! Kon won! Phobos dropped into that barbed wire net, and look at him, he's bleeding like hell! Kon now climbing down from the scaffold, and he has a huge smile on his face. That was a hell of a match by both men, and now they're taking down the barbed wire net to let Phobos leave. He is obviously hurt, Eddie Lukin now coming to check on him, folks this has been a hell of a night, we've stepped it up a notch, and next week we hope to do it again. For Bloodbath, I'm Marcus Williams saying see ya next week for the first round of the UEW Universal Title Tourny! good nig