*Blood by KMFDM plays as Marcus and Bloodbath walk out, the crowd getting even louder because of this being the final show in UEW arena. Bloodbath and Marcus hit the ring, and Taylor hands the mic over.*

Marcus: Ladies and Gentlemen... WELCOME TO THE FINAL CHAOS! the 25th and final Chaos of all time, and the final show in the UEW arena.

Bloodbath: Well AC spilled the beans before he was supposed to, but the final UEW card will be held at the Skydome in Toronto. Many of the tickets have already been sold, but there's still a few left. We won't be opening the upper decks for this, because quite frankly the UEW isn't big enough to fill those, but also because what's the point of sitting there when you can't see anything without binoculars?

Marcus: That's right, but we figure we could probably get about 15000 people, and we are almost there. This is going to be a huge card, even though we haven't figured out quite yet who will face Phobos yet for the final UEW Title defence.

Bloodbath: But, we HAVE figured out who will face AC! earlier today at the big pre-show fanfest, AC showed up and announced that he accepted the challenge of my good friend Xior for a match at the Final Show! a little "Territorial" history lesson here, Xior was the final NWF World Heavyweight Champion, and AC is looking to beat the man he feels he should have got a shot at 2 years ago.

Marcus: well AC still has his work cut out for him tonight, because he'll be facing EZ: The ShowStopper. AC can't be looking past this guy, because EZ is a hell of a wrestler, and if he could beat AC, perhaps he'd get the shot at Phobos for the final card. A win against AC would propel anyone into the title picture like that *snaps fingers*

Bloodbath: Also tonight, The Konvicted Felon, who hasn't wrestled here in a few weeks I think, I dunno I really probably should keep track of these things, anyway he'll face Shank. This should prove to be quite an extreme match, and it will definatly be more than just a warm up for these two for the final card.

Marcus: And, in one of two tag team matches tonight, a MIXED tag team match, as Davey Scott teams with his neice Jenn to take on "The Crazed Redneck" Billy Stark and his aunt, Aunt Bob. It's a family feud tonight, but no Ray Combs or Richard Dawson to host it... thank god.

Bloodbath: And in our first match tonight, The New Footloose Superstars will face The Synchronized Swimmers in a non-title match. These two teams just couldn't wait until the final card, they wanted to fight this week. both these teams called me earlier this week, although I don't know if the Swimmers are 100%, because they sounded like they had a bit of a cold when they called. Either way, that one is coming right up, so stick around!

*Promo for The FINAL CARD, showing clips of every wrestler so far signed for it.*

Bloodbath: Ok here we go with this next match, this should be a good one, every time these two teams have fought they've put on a good show.

Marcus: They sure have, so lets just get this one on.

Taylor: This is the opening match, scheduled for one fall, and it's a tag team match. Coming to the ring first, at a total combined weight of 393lbs... "Superstar" Chip Collins, and Super Lucha MooCow... THE NEW FOOTLOOSE SUPERSTARS!

*Perfect Strangers by Deep Purple plays as the lights dim and the spotlights shine on the entrance, and MooCow and Chip walk out, MooCow obviously getting into the alcohol early, like he used to back in the earlier days. The spotlight has a bit of trouble following him, but Chip tries to steady him as he walks down the aisle. They get to the ring, and Chip helps MooCow get up onto the apron, and into the ring. Chip gets into the ring, and they wait.*

Taylor: And their opponents... at a total combined weight of 461lbs... the Current UEW TAG TEAM CHAMPS... Earl Pool and Devon Board... the SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS!

*Wipeout plays... and no one comes out.*

Taylor: *ahem* Introducing the Current UEW Tag Champs... THE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS!

*Wipeout plays again... and this time someone comes out. Two guys who are obviously not the Synchronized Swimmers walk out, wearing the same blue tights and blue swim caps that the swimmers normally wear, but with "Earl" and "Devon" written on each of them to designate which one is meant to be which, as well as a pair of foam UEW Tag Belts. They seem to be a good 50 lbs lighter than the swimmers. They get to the ring, and climb in, and wait for the bell.*

Marcus: Well I can see why you thought they might have a cold... it wasn't even them! I don't know what Chip and MooCow are trying to prove here, but the bell rings, and here we go. I guess "Earl" here will be starting out for the "Swimmers" and Chip will start out for the NFS.

Bloodbath: They lock up here, and Chip now shoves fake Earl right down. Earl gets back up, and Chip runs at him, and levels him with a clothesline. Chip quickly pulls Earl back to his feet, and whips him to the ropes... Earl comes back, and Chip nails him with a dropkick to knock him right back down again.

Marcus: Hey I think I recognize those guys, they're 2 of the guys that are hired to carry shit to the ring when we have gimmick matches. These guys aren't wrestlers, and I know we aren't paying them extra for this. Chip now pulls Earl to his feet, and drags him over towards his corner, and tags MooCow in. MooCow slowly comes through the ropes, and Chip now whips Earl to the ropes, then picks MooCow up over his head! Earl comes back, and... Chip heaves MooCow at him in a cross body! MooCow lands on Earl, and goes for a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Bloodbath: No, this fake Earl able to kick out. MooCow now gets back to his feet, and kinda staggers around a bit as Earl gets back to his feet. MooCow now grabs Earl by the hand... but Earl pulls his arm in, and Short Clothleslines MooCow! MooCow goes down, and... Chip comes back in and nails this Earl in the back with a clothesline knocking him down, and now he drags MooCow back to his corner, and gets back on the apron.

Marcus: MooCow now makes the tag, and this fake Earl makes the tag to fake Devon Board, and now Devon runs at Chip... Chip puts his knee up and Devon runs his stomach right into it! Devon goes down holding his stomach, and Chip now making his way to the top rope!

Bloodbath: Chip all the way to the top, and this Devon gets to his feet... Chip jumps, and... MISSLE DROPKICK! that takes this fake Devon down! Chip gets right back to his feet, and runs at the fake Earl who's on the apron... and knocks him off the apron and into the steel guard rail! he goes down and out!

Marcus: Well it's 2 on 1 basically now, as Chip now tags MooCow in. MooCow sets himself up on the second rope, he still doesn't look all there, but ah well. Chip now pulls Devon up and throws him towards MooCow... MooCow grabs him by the neck, and... SUPER DUPER MOOFOO ORANGE CHICKEN DROP OF DEATH!

Bloodbath: I think you like saying that more than seeing the move! this fake Devon looks to be out here, but MooCow now slowly climbs to the top rope as Chip pulls this Devon back to his feet... Devon is basically out on his feet, here, and Chip backs up, and... LIGHTS OUT! That big Superkick! And MooCow now jumps off the top... 450 SPLASH! NOW THAT'S TALENT! He did it while he was drunk! and the ref makes the count!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Taylor: Do I actually have to announce this?...... ok, here's your winners... The New Footloose Superstars.

*CC Rolls out the ring and grabs a microphone*

Chip Collins- damnit pool...damnit board...you what you did. You ducked the NFS, and now those two losers had to get the shit beat out of them. I guess ducking the best tag team here...pissed us off even more. You go around, sayin this, saying that..wait hell you've been too afraid to say anything lately. You call yourselves champions? No, I dont think so..true champions have valor, and dont send chump change to get their asses kicked in the champions place...

MooCow- Man that was a nice hotel they stayed at...I think they've got one of those where Billy Starks lives.....what a buncha losers those Swimmers are, THEY DIDNT EVEN HAVE A BAR! MOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Hahaha They Suck! Mooooo! Ok...guys on three.........ONNNEEE...TWWWWO....THREEE!

Crowd- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

MooCow- Thank you....that was swell.

Chip Collins- On a side note, I wanna take this time to say how great it has been to be here in the UEW, wrestling with legends. And I wanna say that the crowd here in the UEW kicks some serious ass, and respect true talent. Swimmers come next Friday...it'll be on. Period. And when your trapped in the cage with the NFS, you will be taken..to..the extreme. See, tonight was supposed to be your wrestling lesson, and next week your ass kicking, I guess in that cage next week, you'll get two for the price of one.

MooCow- And Swimmers...if your not down with that..we got TWO WORRRDDSSS FOR YAA!!!

Crowd- MILK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MooCow- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Marcus: Alright, a little post match mic time with the NFS, but folks, we got more wrestling to show tonight, so right after this short break, the Family Feud match is next!

*UEW Going out of Business Sale: Just buy it, we gotta get rid of this shoddy merchandise!*

Marcus: Ok, well with this being the final show in the UEW Arena, we might as well also make a little more history too. This is the first time for a mixed tag match in the UEW.

Bloodbath: That's right, and this isn't one of those wussy mixed tags where the women fight the women and the men fight the men... In my opinion, if women want equal rights, they should receive equal beatings, and that means by EITHER gender.

Marcus: Also I think it's the first time women have competed as wrestlers in the UEW, although I might be mistaken... hell we've only been around for like 8 months, and I still can't remember what's gone on so far... ah hell, just start the friggen match.

Taylor: This match is scheduled for a one fall "Family Fued" match! No time limit, and heck if they beat the hell out of each other thats fine by me. Coming down the aisle, Billy weighing in at 290 lbs, and Aunt Bob absolutly refusing to have herself weighed..from Burnt Corn, Alabama, the Starks!

*"The South is going to do it again" by Charlie Daniels Band plays as the Starks family comes down to the ring, with 4 policemen and women escorting them.*

Marcus: Davey held true to his word, he didn't want Billy claiming screwjob.

Bloodbath: But look at Stark.. he looks pissed, do you think it was REALLY a good idea?

Marcus: Davey said it once, he will probably repeat it, he isn't all that bright with the chairshots he received over the years.

Taylor: Coming down the aisle, at a combined weight of 455 lbs, from Arizona, the Scott-Callihan Family!

*"Don't tread on me" by Metallica begins to play, Davey and Jenn appear out the in the aisle. Both look determine for the match as they walk down the aisle, while waving at the fans. Pop is pretty good for both of them, but they are mostly cheering at Jenn in her sport halter and cutoffs, and no boots. Taylor looks a bit jealous.*

Marcus: There is no denying that Davey is great at what he does, and he will be missed when he retires from wrestling.

Bloodbath: But his neice will carry on.. wow, for a 210 lber, she really looks.. looks..

Marcus: We will leave it at good. It appears Davey and Jenn are deciding who goes first, as well as the Starks. Davey and Billy going to start thismatch!

Bloodbath: The Redneck is looking at Davey, Davey is a shrimp.

Marcus: No doubt about it, Davey is the underdog in barroom brawl, being only 245 lbs, and Billy being 290. Wait.. they are starting off with a blow by blow brawl, they are heading towards the rope, over the rope they go, and they are continuing to brawl. Man, I believe Billy remarks upset Davey to a point where he won't even treat Billy like a human being.

Bloodbath: On the outside, the ref is trying to get him back in. Davey carrying Billy over to the steel stair, he is going to smash him into the steel.. noo.. Billy blocks.. Davey head gets rammed into the steel steps! Davey turns around, Billy coming to charge at Davey with a clothline!

Marcus: Davey ducked it.. Billy turns around, A DROP KICK BY DAVEY sending Billy into the steel poles. Davey returns to the ring, Jenn is asking for a tag! The folks around here are cheering for her to be tag, I think they want to see what she can do!

Bloodbath: Billy climbs into the ring, Davey leaps towards Jenn.. HE MADE THE TAG! WOOHOO! PUPPIES!

Marcus: The audiacy, Jenn leaps up to the top rope, and MISSILE Drop Kick into Billy Stark, who goes sailing to the other corner, tagging in Aunt Bob. Now things will get interesting.

Bloodbath: Jenn charges Aunt Bob with a relentless punches and kicks, and goes for a SPINNING HEEL KICK.. NOOO! Aunt Bob caught it, lifts up for a pumphandle slam, or part of one anyways. Jenn is on the floor, man that had to hurt!

Marcus: No doubt.. Aunt Bob pick the young girl up by her hair, and throws her into the corner, and delievers power blows.. wait what is this, Davey just turned Aunt Bob. I don't think he liked her in the corner abusing his neice.

Bloodbath: Oh please ,this is wrestling, not a soap opera!

Marcus: Take a look at Aunt Bob and take a look at Jenn.. and then take a look at Billy.. they outsize the girl. The ref finally got Davey out, and Aunt Bob turned around only to openly invite a kick into a midsection, and.. A DDT! Jenn goes for the pin..

Ref: 1......2..

Bloodbath: No, Billy comes in, and shoves her in the corner, and smacks her around. Oooh such violence this is getting great.

Marcus: You are a sick man. Again, Davey makes it past the ref, and gets to Billy, and pulls him away from his neice. Davey realize this sport is dangerous to say the less, but to him, Billy and Aunt Bob were crossing the line by cornering Jenn.

Bloodbath: It is a powerplay. Davey throws Billy to the outside, and Jenn barely able to get up. Aunt Bob to her feet, wow what an Amazon, she took a DDT like a man! Aunt Bob grabs her into a chokehold.. she lifts her up.. CHOKESLAM! It may be over for her!

Ref: 1......2.....

Marcus: No! Just able to kick out. Jenn is tough, and was able to kick out, but she looks like she needs to tag her uncle in.

Bloodbath: Pussycat should of stayed home! Oooh yes, Aunt Bob got her again, and she puts Jenn into a sleeper, and is tugging tightly by the moment. Look at that pathetic girl.. on her ass! She should be on her knees!

Marcus: We pay you to call the match, not make perverted jokes.. Jenn looks almost out, it is hard to say. The ref is raising her arm.. it begins to fall.. no.. she raises it.. .she is struggling to her feet which is not easy with the powerful woman with the hold on her.. getting up.. She grabbing onto her leg.. she is lift her.. SAMOAN DROP!

Bloodbath: For a small woman.. well she isn't quite small, but noneless, that took at lot of power! Jenn is crawling over to her corning as well as Aunt Bob to her.. Aunt Bob makes the tag and Billy comes charging trying to pull Jenn by her feet away from the corner..NO! REF SAW A TAG MADE! Davey comes in and clothesline Billy DOWN! Aunt Bob comes in, same treatment!

Marcus: Davey is on fire tonight. People can plainly see that Jenn is not as skilled yet as Davey is, but she has spunk. Davey picks up Billy, bodyslam right on Aunt Bob, and Davey giving them the finger.

Bloodbath: And the fans are getting a kick out of this moron! Davey tags in Jenn, Davey lifts the 290 lbs man, and powerbombs him to the mat.. and whats this?? SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE TOP ROPE ONTO BILLY!

Ref: 1......2...

Marcus: And Billy kicks out. Man this has been close all night. Wait a minute, what is this.. Someone from behind is attacking Davey, but who is it? They throw Davey into the stairs, and Davey is out, and even is bleeding!

Bloodbath: And that leaves Jenn at the mercy of these two..it is going to get rough!

Marcus: Billy puts Jenn into an abdominal stretch as Aunt Bob takes cheap shots at her, and Davey is still out cold! Billy begins to work on the young girls back with a backbreaker!

Bloodbath: Girls shouldn't be in wrestling.. unless they are going show there tits! Billy sets her up into a tombstone piledriver.. WAIT.. Jenn delievers a headbutt.. to the GROIN! Curling over, Jenn delievers a back body drop.

Marcus: Wow! That was amazing.. she is not that big compared to Billy Stark, but still that took a lot out of her!

Bloodbath: Billy is up before Jenn could recuperate, and puts her into a torture rack! SNAP HER LIKE A TWIG!

Marcus: You are a sick bastard! Davey is still.. Wait.. there is the hand.. the son of bitch is getting up.. and he doesn't look happy! He gets into the ring, Aunt Bob goes after him.. and sets him up... SLINGBLADE! Davey is down.. but he is not the legal man..Aunt Bob turns around.. Jenn fighting back.

Bloodbath: I will give her something... she is a Scott... well Callihan.. whats the scoop with that..

Marcus: Jenn is the daughter of Davey's sister. Billy is stunned.. Jenn leaps onto Bob.. HURRICARANA! Onto Billy.. ANOTHER HURRICARANA! She looks at her uncle, who is trying to get up.. but that Slingblade may of done him!

Bloodbath: Aunt Bob leaves, and Billy is still the legal man in the ring. The connect.. Billy sets her up.. SLINGBLADE! Going for the cover..

Ref: 1......2...

Marcus: Davey interfered with the count. Billy up.. kick to the midsection... oh no.. can he do it? Setting him up.. up Billy goes.. You can see Davey trouble doing it.. he is going to fall.. nooo.. he did it.. the Spindrive.. He falls down.. but he did it! He got that 290 lb man off his feet and into the Spindrive.. now all Jenn has to do is pin him..

Bloodbath: But no, the bloody bitch goes for a spinning Heel Kick at Bob, knocking Bob off the apron, and Jenn herself if she didn't catch those ropes would of done the same!

Marcus: well Jenn now comes back, and she tags Davey in, and Davey now pulls Billy up to his feet, and Jenn now picks him up, and Davey helps... SPINDRIVE BY JENN! and Davey makes the cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Taylor: here's your winners... Davey Scott, and Jenn Callihan!

Bloodbath: Well, that match was... uh... strange. Our first mixed tag, and it worked fairly well I guess... I'm sure we'll be getting calls. Anyway, we gotta take a break, coming up next, It's Kon vs Shank!