*Blood by KMFDM plays as Bloodbath and Marcus come out, something that hasn't been seen on WNC for quite a while. They get to the ring, and Marcus shakes Rick Cobbs hand, then takes the mic from him.*

Marcus: WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY NIGHT CHAOS! This is the first WNC since the ACW was run out of town, and we're glad to be back!

Bloodbath: Yeah, and even though we have a short card tonight, it's a good one. in the a # 1 contender's match we'll see Jaguar wrestle Akona in a steel cage! the last time this match happened there was a little intereference by Phobos, but this time there won't be anything like that.

Marcus: And in our main event, We'll have a throw in the towel match. Davey Scott vs TNT, and if Davey wins, Davey will face ShowStopper next week! speaking of EZ, he'll be TNT's cornerman! Davey's cornerwoman will be his neice Jenn.

Bloodbath: Also tonight, a tag team title rematch between The New Footloose Superstars and The Synchronized Swimmers, the NFS were able to get the win at May Massacre, can they retain them tonight, or will we see new Tag Team Champs tonight?

Marcus: And coming up next after the commercial, it's the up and comer, "The Crazed Redneck" Billy Stark vs Killer Kid, who can finally wrestle without his dress, so stick around.

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*camera focuses on Rick Cobbs who's just staring into space. He finally realizes they're back from commercial and looks into the camera*

Rick Cobbs: This opening bout is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Coming to the ring first, from Burnt Corn AL, weighing 290lbs... "THE CRAZED REDNECK" BILLY STARK!

*"The South's Gonna Do It Again" by the Charlie Daniels Band plays as Billy Stark and Aunt Bob walk out of the entrance, sorta looking around at their surroundings, like someone would do if they'd never been somewhere. Billy Stark wears tights with the Confederate Flag on the ass, and the word Slingblade written down his left leg. He gets to the ring and rolls in, and waits for his opponent.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent... from Brooklyn,New York, weighing 275lbs... KILLER KID!

*Dope Show by Marylin Manson plays as Killer Kid walks out, back to wearing his leather pants, and back to the fans booing instead of laughing at him. He slowly walks down the aisle, yelling at fans and threating to hit some of them. He gets to the ring, and attacks Billy Stark from behind as he was talking to Aunt Bob.*

Bloodbath: And this one is underway! Killer Kid nails Billy Stark with some clubbing forearms to the back while he wasn't paying attention, and the bell rings to officially start this one. Killer Kid continues just to pound on the big southerner.

Marcus: Killer Kid spins him around now and starts punching him in the face, and now he grabs him by the arm and whips him to the ropes. Billy Stark comes back, and Killer Kid lifts his foot up into the air, catching Stark in the mouth! and Stark goes down.

Bloodbath: Killer Kid now stomping Billy Stark into the mat, showing no mercy here. Killer Kid stops now, and Billy Stark rolls over and tries to get up... and Killer Kid boots him hard in the ribs! Billy Stark goes right back down!

Marcus: Killer Kid is just a mean guy out to hurt people, he's not so much a wrestler as he is a brawler. He now pulls Billy Stark back to his feet, and whips him hard to the turnbuckle! Billy Stark hits hard chest first, and staggers backwards... Killer Kid grabs him from behind, and... BACK SUPLEX!

Bloodbath: Killer Kid really taking it to Billy Stark here, perhaps Billy hasn't fully recovered from the beating he took at May Massacre. Killer Kid now pulls Billy Stark right back to his feet again, and kicks him in the stomach... DDT BT KILLER KID! and a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: No, Billy Stark with a fairly easy kick up. Killer Kid now pulls Billy Stark back up, and whips him to the ropes... Billy Stark comes back, and Killer Kid puts his head down... Billy Stark stops in front of Killer Kid, and... nails him with a knee in the face! Killer Kid goes down!

Bloodbath: Billy Stark finally getting a little offence in, lets see if he can capitalize here. He pulls Killer Kid right back to his feet, and sets him up... CANADIAN BACKBREAKER! he's got Killer Kid up on his shoulder, sorta like a sideways Torture Rack, and Killer Kid looks to be in quite a bit of pain here!

Marcus: Yes, and the ref is asking Killer Kid if he gives up, but he's shaking his head no, he won't give up. Billy Stark now just lets him go, and Killer Kid lands on the mat, holding his back in pain.

Bloodbath: Billy Stark now starts stomping on the lower back of Killer Kid, working on trying to weaken it. Perhaps this guy isn't as stupid as he looks, because if Killer Kid's back is out, then he probably can't do the Killer Bomb!

Marcus: Nah I doubt he knows that, he's just trying to hurt him. He now pulls Killer Kid back to his feet, and whips him to the turnbuckle... wait, Killer Kid reverses, and Billy Stark hits the turnbuckle. Killer Kid now walks up to Stark, and puts him on the top turnbuckle! Killer Kid now starts to climb up, but Stark punches him in the face, and he grabs him by the head... TORNADO DDT!

Bloodbath: Great counter by Stark! Killer Kid right back down, and now Stark runs to the ropes, and comes back... ELBOW DROP! and a quick pin by Stark!

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: No, Killer Kid kicks up. Stark now pulls Killer Kid right back to his feet... Killer Kid nails Billy Stark in the nuts! Stark lets go of Killer Kid, and Killer Kid now grabs Stark, and... PILEDRIVER! Stark is down again, and Killer Kid goes for another pin!

REF: 1......2.....

Bloodbath: NO! that was a close one right there! Billy Stark able to kick out, and Killer Kid feels he had this one won. He now pulls Billy Stark back to his feet, and whips him to the ropes... Stark comes back, and... SIDEWALK SLAM BY KILLER KID!

Marcus: Excellent move by Killer Kid, and Billy Stark is looking tired, I guess hillbillies aren't extremely well conditioned. Killer Kid now pulling Billy Stark up, and he's gonna set Billy Stark up... I think he's signaling for the Killer Bomb! He sets Billy Stark up... wait, Stark slips out and lands in front of Killer Kid, and... knees him in the balls!

Bloodbath: Billy Stark now sets Killer Kid up, and... SLINGBLADE! The Pumphandle Backbreaker! and a cover by Stark!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... "THE CRAZED REDNECK" BILLY STARK!

Marcus: Stark wins another one, and Aunt Bob climbs into the ring and these two are pretty damn happy about this win, and Killer Kid is looking fairly pissed off. Folks, we gotta take a commercial break, when we come back, the Tag Titles will be on the line! Stay with us!

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Marcus: Alright, we're back, And this one is going to pit two of the greatest tag teams I've ever seen against each other... again. These four wrestled a great match at May Massacre, and I'm sure they'll wrestle another great one... Ricky, take 'er away.

Rick Cobbs: This next match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the UEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Coming to the ring first... the challengers... from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, at a total combined weight of 461lbs... Earl Pool, and Devon Board... THE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS!

*Wipeout plays as the golf cart comes out, and the Swimmers are behind the wheel. Earl and Devon drive the Golf Cart to ringside, with huge smiles on their face, and wearing pool cleaning jumpsuits, that say "The Synchronized Pool Cleaners" on the back, but still with no shoes on. They slowly get to the ring, as the fans actually finally cheer for these guys instead of laugh at them. The Swimmers park in front of the ring, and walk into the ring.*

Rick Cobbs: And their opponents... from New Orleans and Mexico respectivly, at a total combined weight of 393lbs... THE UEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... "Superstar" Chip Collins, and Super Lucha MooCow... THE NEW FOOTLOOSE SUPERSTARS!

*Perfect Strangers by Deep Purple play and the lights dim, and the spotlights shine on the entranceway. Chip and MooCow both walk out holding their tag titles high into the air, and the fans cheer for these guys too. They get to the ring, and Chip walks up the steps and slowly climbs into the ring, while MooCow jumps up onto the apron, then jumps over the top rope into the ring.*

Bloodbath: Alright, Chip and MooCow in one corner, Earl Pool and Devon Board in the other corner, both teams talking amongst themselves deciding who's going to start this one... Chip now steps out, and so does Devon Board, so the two smaller guys from each team are going to start this one off.

Marcus: They now circle each other, and lock up. Earl Pool quickly spins behind him and grabs his arm in a chickenwing... MooCow takes his free hand and grabs Earl Pool's neck with it, and jumps up... and takes him over on the way down!

Bloodbath: MooCow really resoting to the old Lucha Libre counters and moves more recently, instead of the tricks and stuff he used to use to win. Earl right back to his feet, and he runs at MooCow, but MooCow sidesteps, and takes him down with a drop toe hold! Earl hits his face on the mat on the way down.

Marcus: Earl now getting back to his feet, and MooCow grabs his arm, and whips him to the ropes... Earl comes back, and MooCow goes for a hip toss... Earl lands on his feet, and holds onto MooCow's arm... and hiptosses him over! a great reversal by Earl! and Earl goes and tags in Devon.

Bloodbath: Earl and Devon both in, and they grab MooCow and whip him to the ropes, and Devon goes and stands behind Earl... Earl puts his head down, and... Back Body Drop... into a POWERBOMB BY DEVON! What a double team move by the Swimmers!

Marcus: It certainly was, and Devon now taunting Chip there with a few of his own little dance moves here, while Earl goes back to his corner. MooCow now slowly getting back to his feet, and Devon now pulls him to his feet, and whips him to the turnbuckle! MooCow hits it back first, and staggers out... and Devon picks him up, into an AIRPLANE SPIN!

Bloodbath: Devon spinning around really fast, and..... now he drops MooCow, and starts staggering around, all dizzy. He staggers into Chip's corner, and Chip nails him with a right hand, making him stagger backwards and fall down! MooCow crawls back over to his corner, looking pretty dizzy himself, and he tags in Chip!

Marcus: Chip in there, and Devon starting to regain his composure, he gets up, but he's met with a kick to the stomach from Chip, and Chip sets him up... VERTICAL SUPLEX! and a cover by Chip!

REF: 1......2.

Bloodbath: Devon easily gets a shoulder up. Chip now pulls him back to his feet, and whips him to the ropes. Devon comes back, and Chip puts his head down... Devon catches him with a Swinging Neckbreaker to take him down! Devon now slowly crawls over, and tags Earl back in.

Marcus: Earl now quickly up to the top rope, as Chip gets to his feet, and he jumps off the top with a cross body... Chip turns it into a powerslam! Chip walks over to his corner, and tags MooCow back in.

Bloodbath: MooCow quickly up to the top, and he jumps... LEGDROP OFF THE TOP! Earl holding onto his chest where MooCow's leg drove into him. MooCow now grabs Earl by the arm, and... MAJISTRAL CRADLE!

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: No! Earl able to kick out of that weird cover! MooCow now walks back over to his corner, and tags Chip in! Chip quickly up to the top, and Earl getting back to his feet... Chip jumps, and... MISSLE DROPKICK! Earl goes right back down again!

Bloodbath: Chip now strutting around the ring like he just won this match, he's really gotta stay on these guys. Chip now slowly walks over to Earl, and pulls him to his feet... Earl nails him with an elbow to the gut! Chip lets go of Earl, and Earl now nails Chip with a european uppercut! Chip staggers backwards towards the ropes, and Earl clotheslines him to the outside!

Marcus: Earl now over to his corner, and he tags Devon in, and Earl now goes over to the corner and puts his head down... Devon runs at him, as Chip gets to his feet on the outside... Earl Back body drops Devon over the top rope onto Chip! What a move!

Bloodbath: sort of a variation on the summersault plancha, and both these guys are down, and Earl turns around and sees MooCow perched on the top rope! MooCow jumps, and... FLYING HEADSCISSORS TAKES EARL DOWN!

Marcus: MooCow right back to his feet, and the crowd is Mooing this guy, they love him! MooCow now climbs out to the apron where Devon and Chip are just getting back to their feet on the outside, and MooCow jumps up to the top rope, and... SUPER QUEBRADA! that one takes both men out!

Bloodbath: all three men down again, as Earl now gets back to his feet and waits for them to get up... Earl runs at the ropes, and jumps... RUNNING PLANCHA! And that one takes all of them out, all 4 men laying on the ground outside here!

Marcus: The same thing happened at May Massacre, the ref lost control of this match then, and he's lost control again! Devon and Chip now slowly getting back to their feet first, and Devon throws Chip into the ring. Devon now climbs on the apron, and Chip gets back to his feet... Devon jumps, and... SPRINGBOARD LARIAT! and a cover by Devon!

REF: 1......2.....

Bloodbath: NO! Chip kicks out, and Devon thought he had this one... he pulls Devon back to his feet, and... Chip grabs him by the waist, and... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! that's the setup to Lights Out!

Marcus: It certainly is, and Chip is backing up and waiting for Devon to get to his feet... Earl outside at the golfcart, and he grabs some sort of bucket, and he yells something to Chip... Chip turns around, and... Earl throws the contents of that bucket into Chip's eyes! what the hell?

Bloodbath: That smells like Chlorine! Chip has it in his eyes, and he can't see now I don't think! Devon back to his feet, and he now picks him up, and... POWERBOMB! Earl back to the corner, and Devon tags him in... Earl to the top, and... SWAN DIVE SPLASH! that's gotta be it! he goes for the cover, as Devon attacks MooCow in his corner!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here are your winners... AND NEW UEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... THE SYNCRONIZED SWIMMERS!

Marcus: I don't believe it, we have new Tag Team Champions! the Swimmers get the win, and they take off in the cart with the belts, and MooCow now checking on Chip to make sure he's ok, I don't know if he got that chlorine directly in the eyes or what, but he could be severly injured here.

Bloodbath: I dunno, but MooCow helping him out of the ring and helping him find his way back, but it appears that he can't see a thing! Folks, we gotta take another break, when we come back, it's the Cage match for the chance to fight Phobos!