Tim: Welcome to ACNC!!!!!!!! Folks we have a great show for you tonite! But like a Death Star circling the planet that Lea chick is from, AC vs. Bloodbath is the stand out. What can we expect to see from this it�s all on the line here folks!
Bowar: No fucking shit our jobs are on the line here too don�t forget that. AC is our meal ticket! I will do any thing to keep this job.
Tim: You don�t think AC....I don�t care what level he sinks to...won�t fire your ass if you get in the way of this?
Bowar: Shit. Actually he might just kill me.
Tim: heh....heh...hey...why don�t you go in there and bludgeon Bloodbath when the ref isn�t looking?
Bowar: F....
*Suddenly AC�s music "Do the Evolution: live version" kicks out and the fans go ape shit. Akona walks out and the fans keep cheering. Akona looks pissed and has the ACW title tight around his waist looking angry and making a neck swipe with his hand to stop the music.*
Tim: Akona....
Bowar: No shit Kreskin what gave it away.
*Akona steps through the ropes and screams to shut off the music. A mic flies in from the left and he catches it as a flame bursts in his hand as he reaches for it.*
Akona: I said shut that shit off now!
*The music stops.*
Akona: AC! AC get your egomanical ass out here now!!!!!!
*The fans roar. AC�s face flickers onto the ACtron.*
AC: What do you want Akona, I got bigger things to worry about besides your chump change back stabbing ass.
Akona: No right now I am the biggest damn thing on your plate and you�ll make the time for the only friend that hasn�t left you in the ditch RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!
*The fans are hushed. AC is visibly shocked to pissed.*
AC: WHERE do you get off with that shit?!? HUH UH! No I don�t think so. Last week you did stab me in the back trying to interfere in me ending that pitiful little chimps career. What the hell kind of friend are you! I told him what would happen I told you what would happen....fucker didn�t leave the arena when he had the chance....he was begging for that ass kicking....and just a little bit harder then you are right now.
Akona: You were trying to seriously injure him!
AC: Oh...I did seriously injure him there was no try!
Akona: Funny. AC you can count me out of your little revolution you are no fucking leader you are a despot and tonite...I pray for the good of all the other guys here....hell for your sake that Bloodbath breaks all those tendens in your knee and puts you away for good.
*AC smiles.*
AC: SHUT YOUR LITTLE MOUTH! First of all I gave you that title you have on. And I can take it away. Infact....You give that title back!
Akona: Naw...Naw...you know what....I like this belt...I had this belt coming a long time ago, and I deserve it now! And I am going to keep it.
AC: Well....very well then. You want to be a champion....Then at the ppv....You will face...PHOBOS for the ACW and the nickle and dime UEW strap. You know what Akona....I don�t think you can beat him....shit I know you can�t!
Akona: After Bloodbath is done with you tonite, there won�t be a fucking ACW this title will be the nickle and dime title.
AC: Oh no. I only got rid of the top two guys here, and took over booking...the rest of the staff is still on....and they lke my idea. The like it so much they signed the paper....FOR BOTH FEDS!!!!!!! Either way Akona...you have a date with Phobos and I gaurentee that he will mop the floor with you. Not only that Akona...but since you are such a whiner, and obviously not part of the team....tonite...You face my NEW right hand man...JAGUAR!!!!!!!
*Akona gives a spooky finger wiggle then smirks.*
Akona: Why don�t you send yer gramma out too...she would have a better chance.
AC: You�ll find out chimpy. And tonite... Blood who the hell needs to talk. I have proven time and time again that I am the superior athelete the superior talker...shit...you want to put fucking wagers on this bout...you want the company and my exclusive rights....fine. But if I win...I get YOUR career, you hit the mat for three...and you stay out of the sport FOR LIFE!!!!!! None of this Randy Savage shit...YOU STAY GONE. Period.
*Akona leaves the arena flipping off the screen, AC fades off. The fans explode.*
Tim: Folks WHAT a show tonite!!!!! This ought to be a ppv!!!!!! We�ll be back!!!!!
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Tim: Alright, back with some action, and this match is going to be something alright...
Bowar: Something weird! It's the heaviest in the ACW, vs the lightest in the ACW! Lard Ass Chilly Bunns vs Super Lucha MooCow!
Tim: No time for talking about this one, lets just see what happens here...
Taylor: This first match is for one fall, and has a 15 minute time limit... coming down here first, from Mexico, weighing a mere 150lbs... SUPER LUCHA MOOCOW!
*Perfect Strangers by Deep Purple plays as Super Lucha MooCow comes walking out, and Chip walks out with him. Chip holds a bottle of Whisky in his hand, and MooCow keeps turning around and grabbing at it, but Chip holds it away from him. MooCow gets to the ring, and climbs up on the apron, then jumps over the top rope, and Chip waits on the outside.*
Taylor: And his opponent... from Kingston, Ontario, Canada, weighing 348lbs, even though he looks about 450... LARD ASS CHILLY BUNNS!
*Big Bottom by Spinal Tap plays as the cart can be heard... it comes through the curtain, in it's new paintjob done by the swimmers, and the swimmers are on top of it, enjoying the ride. Lard Ass is behind the wheel, with a bit smile on his face, glad to have his cart back. He gets to the ring, and the Swimmers both do backflips off the cart, then walk to the back, as Lard Ass climbs into the ring.*
Bowar: AC must've booked this one just for his own personal amusement. is there any possible way MooCow can win this? he's outweighed by 200lbs!
Tim: Well it's definatly gonna be a tough task. the bell rings... and MooCow runs straight for Chilly Bunns... Bunns just stands there, and MooCow runs into him, and falls backwards! MooCow with a lot of guts, but there's no way he can overpower this fat man.
Bowar: MooCow right back to his feet, and he runs at Chilly Bunns again.... Chilly Bunns stands there again, and MooCow lands a dropkick, that one just barely budges the fat, fat Chilly Bunns. MooCow runs at Chilly Bunns again, and... Chilly Bunns catches him and POWERSLAM!
Tim: This could be a pretty short match here, as MooCow goes down hard under all the weight of Chilly Bunns! Bunns peels MooCow off the mat here, and whips him hard to the turnbuckle! MooCow hits back first, and staggers forward, and Bunns runs at him, and... clotheslines him down!
Bowar: MooCow down again, and Chilly Bunns now runs to the ropes, and comes back and jumps... elbow drop... no, MooCow rolls away, and avoids getting flattened by a Chilly Bunns elbow!
Tim: MooCow right back to his feet here, and Chilly Bunns slowly gets to his feet, and MooCow runs and clotheslines Chilly Bunns, but Chilly Bunns doesn't go down, it just staggers him! MooCow now quickly up to the top rope, and jumps... DROPKICK FROM THE TOP, and that takes him down!
Bowar: MooCow now pulls Chilly Bunns up to his feet, and nails him with a stiff european uppercut! Chilly Bunns staggers towards the ropes, and MooCow now grabs Chilly Bunn's legs, and heaves him over the top rope!
Tim: MooCow climbs out on the apron, as Chilly Bunns gets back to his feet... MooCow jumps up to the top rope, and... SUPER QUEBRADA! both men down hard, and what an amazing move by MooCow!
Bowar: MooCow really holding his own here, using his quickness and arial ability to fend off Lard Ass Chilly Bunns! MooCow slowly gets back to his feet, and grabs Chilly Bunns by the mask and throws him back into the ring!
Tim: MooCow rolls back in, as Chilly Bunns gets back to his feet, MooCow now scoops him up and tries to slam him... no! Bunns falls on MooCow, and stays on him for a cover!
REF: 1......2...
Bowar: MooCow squirms out of that one, and that was not a smart move at all! MooCow can't possibly lift Chilly Bunns! Bunns now pulls MooCow to his feet, and whips him to the turnbuckle. MooCow hits back first, and Bunns runs in at him... and... AVALANCHE... no! MooCow moves out of the way, just barely avoiding getting his ribs crushed!
Tim: Chilly Bunns staggers backwards out of the corner, and MooCow jumps over the top rope and onto the apron, and springs back in... Springboard Lariat! and Chilly Bunns goes down again!
Bowar: MooCow now up to the top rope, and sets himself up... 450 SPLASH... NO! Bunns rolls out of the way, and MooCow comes crashing down to the mat hard! Bunns showing he's got a little bit of quickness... VERY little, but enough to get away from that one!
Tim: Bunns back to his feet now, and MooCow gets to his too. Bunns grabs MooCow by his mask, and scoops him up, and slams him down. Bunns now takes a few steps back, and runs at MooCow... and SPLASHES HIM! and he stays on for a cover!
REF: 1......2....
Bowar: MooCow gets a shoulder up barely, that one was almost over right there! Chilly Bunns now back to his feet, and he pulls MooCow up with him, and throws him to the ropes... MooCow comes back, and Chilly Bunns nails him with a clothesline! Chilly Bunns now steps back a bit again, and runs at MooCow... RUNNING ELBOWDROP!
Tim: MooCow absorbs ALL of that one, and Chilly Bunns stands up and decides to take a little breather in the corner, he should be going for the pin here, but I think he's too tired to even think right now, if that's possible... MooCow now very slowly getting back to his feet here, and Chilly Bunns walks out of the corner, and grabs MooCow in a waistlock, and... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Bowar: MooCow down again, and Bunns still not making the cover, he could probably have him right here... wait, what's this? Chip raises the whisky bottle over his head... and MooCow sits right up! what the fuck?
Tim: MooCow gaining strength from the whisky bottle, like a certain wrestler used to do in those so called big league feds with a different object! MooCow up, and Chilly Bunns nails him with a punch, but it doesn't even budge MooCow! MooCow now scoops Chilly Bunns up... and SLAMS HIM! HE DID IT!
Bowar: I never would have believed it! MooCow jumping up and down, extremely happy with it I'm sure! MooCow now lifts Chilly Bunns to his feet, and whips him to the corner... the ref gets in the way and Bunns slams into him! Bunns turns around, and MooCow runs at him... Bunns catches him and... POWERSLAM! AGAIN!
Tim: it certainly does the trick though... wait a minute, here comes Ring King, formerly the second Lard Ass... he runs to the ring, with a chair in hand... Chilly Bunns turns as Ring King gets on the apron, and... RING KING NAILS CHILLY BUNNS WITH THE CHAIR! Bunns goes down hard, and MooCow rolls over and draps an arm over him and makes the cover! the ref slowly up, and he makes the count!
REF: 1.........2..........3
DING DING DING
Taylor: Here's your winner... SUPER LUCHA MOOCOW!
Bowar: Ring King hands Chilly Bunns another loss! Chilly Bunns rolls out of the ring and into the golf cart as Ring King gets up the ramp, and Bunns chases Ring King out!
Tim: We got way too much stuff to do tonight so we gotta go to a commer...
*The lights go out... and "Blood" by KMFDM plays, and the crowd explodes! the lights stay off for about 10 seconds, then come back on, but with a red glow to them, and Bloodbath is standing in the middle of the ring. the music stops.
Bloodbath: AC... I accept your little wager... if I win, I take back the UEW in the name of Marcus Williams... if you win, I leave this sport forever... no more Commissioner Bloodbath... no more Commentary... nothing. Bloodbath leaves the sport for good. Tonight, I will officially sign it... in your blood...
*The lights go back out again, and stay out again for about 10 seconds... and come back on again, with Bloodbath gone, and the UEW logo displayed on the AC-Tron*
Bowar: Shit... umm... we'll be back.
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Tim: Ok, we're back, and the producers have told us we gotta keep things moving for AC/Bloodbath 4, so Taylor, announce the next one...
Taylor: This next one is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit... coming to the ring first, from St. Louis... weighing 320lbs... RING KING!
*no music plays since Ring King doesn't have any yet... Ring King comes walking out slowly as the fans give him a fairly mixed reaction, but mostly cheers for what he did to Lard Ass. He gets to the ring, and climbs in and waits for Chip.*
Taylor: And his opponent... from New Orleans, weighing 243lbs... "SUPERSTAR" CHIP COLLINS!
*Perfect Strangers by Deep Purple plays as the lights dim and the spotlight hits the curtain. Chip walks out to a fairly good pop. Chip slaps hands with all the fans, and MooCow comes walking out too, now with the wiskey bottle in hand, and a bit of it already gone. Chip gets to the ring and starts to climb in, and Ring King immediatly attacks him.*
Tim: Ring King not wasting any time, the bell rings, and Ring King is clubbing Chip here with forearm smashes to the upper back! again and again and again, and now he grabs him by the hair, and throws him out to the floor.
Bowar: Chip back up, and Ring King runs at the ropes... SUICIDE DIVE! Ring King REALLY not wasting any time, pulling out the high risk maneuvers already!
Tim: And what a move it was for a 300 pounder! Ring King now back to his feet, and he pulls Chip back up and throws him into the ring. RK back up on the apron, and Chip gets back to his feet, and RK springs in... SPRINGBOARD CROSS BODY... Chip rolls through and catches RK in a pin!
REF: 1......2..
Bowar: No! RK kicks out, and gets back to his feet immediatly. Chip up, and RK levels him with a clothesline! RK showing he can use his strength and his quickness, making this guy one dangerous competitor in the ACW.
Tim: I'll say... RK now pulls Chip back to his feet, and whips him to the corner! Chip hits back first, and comes staggering out of the corner... RK grabs his arm, and whips him to the opposite corner! Chip hits back first again, and RK comes running in... Chip gets a foot up! RK staggers backwards, and Chip runs at him, and... dropkicks him down!
Bowar: Chip now walks over to RK, and tries an elbowdrop... RK rolls out of the way! RK back up, and he tries an elbow on Chip... Chip rolls out of the way! Chip back up, and he tries another elbowdrop... no wait, he just fakes it, and RK rolls over thinking the elbow was coming... Chip moves over, and... connects with an elbowdrop!
Tim: quick thinking by Chip, as Chip now pulls RK back to his feet, and... nails him with a knife edge chop! and another one! backing RK into the corner with these vicious chops! RK in the corner, and Chip nails him with another one! now Chip grabs RK's arm and whips him to the opposite corner... wait RK holds onto Chips arm, and reverses... straight into a short arm clothesline!
Bowar: RK now pulls Chip off the mat again, and throws him to the ropes... Chip comes back, and RK catches him... T-BONE SUPLEX! Chip goes down hard, and Ring King makes a cover!
REF: 1......2....
Tim: No! Chip kicks out! RK now rolls outside, and he's going to get himself... a chair! we've seen him weilding one of these earlier tonight, and I guess we're gonna see him try again... he slides back into the ring, and Chip gets back to his feet... RK brings the chair back, and swings... Chip catches it with his hands! RK holding onto the legs of the chair, and Chip holding onto the top, and we got a tug-o-war for this chair!
Bowar: both men having a hard time getting it away from one another... Chip now kicks RK in the stomach, and RK releases it! Chip grabs it by the legs, and swings... and nails RK right in the head with it! RK goes down hard!
Tim: these guys going at a pretty fast pace here, I don't know how much longer they can keep it up... and Chip is going to the top rope! he gets up there quickly, and waits for RK to get back to his feet... RK gets back up, and Chip jumps... MISSLE DROPKICK! RK down again, and Chip makes a cover!
REF: 1......2....
Bowar: No, RK kicks up in time! Chip back to his feet, and so is RK... Chip now grabs RK, and he tries for that belly to belly suplex... but he can't lift RK! RK now grabs Chip, and... BELLY TO BELLY OF HIS OWN! wait... Lard Ass slowly making his way to the ring here, what the hell does he want here?
Tim: Revenge perhaps? Lard Ass actually making good time here, I guess when he's motivated, he can move! Lard Ass to ringside, as RK now runs to the ropes... Lard Ass grabs RK's foot! RK falls down, and the ref now yelling at Lard Ass and telling him to get out of here, as RK now slowly gets to his feet, and turns around... Chip back up, and... LIGHTS OUT! HE HITS IT! and a cover by CHIP!
REF: 1......2......3
DING DING DING
Taylor: Here's your winner... CHIP COLLINS!
Bowar: an eye for an eye I suppose! Lard Ass now actually running up the ramp, and RK is running after him! Ok, we gotta take a break here, when we come back, it's TNT vs EZ: The ShowStopper!
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Tim: *To Producers* Yeah Yeah Yeah... oh, shit, we're back, and these people are really rushing us along here tonight, so lets go to Taylor...
Bowar: mmm... lets.
Taylor: *sorta gives Bowar a dirty look* this next match here is scheduled for 1 fall with a 20 minute time limit... coming down here first, from Humacao, Puerto Rico, weighing in at 269lbs... TNT!
*Enter Sandman by Metallica plays as TNT comes out to a mixed reaction, lots of boos from the Davey Scott fans, and the ShowStopper fans. TNT just continues walking, sort of ignoring the fans. He gets to the ring and climbs in, and waits for EZ.
Taylor: And his opponent... from Manhattan, New York City, New York, weighing 287lbs... EZ: THE SHOWSTOPPER!
*Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) by The Offspring plays as EZ comes to the ring to a few cheers, but also a lot of boos, just because a lot of fans don't like him. He gets to the ring, and rolls in and waits for the bell.*
Tim: both these guys have extremely similar finishing moves in the Fallout and the EZ Slam, and wrestle very similar too... they lock up here now, and both trying to get the advantage here right off the start.
Bowar: EZ now with a side headlock on TNT, but TNT shoves EZ to the ropes. EZ hits the ropes and comes back, and TNT drops down. EZ runs over him, and hits the other ropes as TNT gets back up. EZ comes back, and TNT puts his head down, and EZ does a leapfrog over him! EZ hits the ropes again and comes back, TNT goes for a clothesline, but EZ ducks, and both men turn around, and EZ nails TNT with a dropkick to take him down!
Tim: TNT quickly back to his feet, and EZ grabs him by the arm and whips him to the ropes... TNT comes back, and EZ puts his head down... BACK BODY DROP! TNT goes down, and EZ seems pretty proud of himself here right off the start.
Bowar: He's always proud of himself... TNT back to his feet again, and EZ grabs TNT's arm and whips him to the corner! TNT hits the corner, and EZ walks in, and climbs up and starts punching TNT in the head repeatedly! the crowd counts with him 4,5,6,7,8,9... TNT now lifts EZ out of the corner, and... INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! EZ goes down!
Tim: TNT quickly pulls EZ back up to his feet, although after that move I don't think EZ feels much like standing... TNT now gets him in a front face lock, and... DDT! TNT goes for a cover!
REF: 1......2...
Bowar: EZ kicks out! TNT back to his feet, and he pulls EZ up with him. TNT now picks EZ up, and slams him down... and he's calling for that Nitro Blast move of his, that fancy elbow... TNT runs to the ropes, comes back, and... SHOWSTOPPER MOVES!
Tim: EZ back to his feet, and TNT slowly back up, EZ picks him up, and... slams him down... and he gives the sign for the EZ ELBOW! it's basically the same thing as that Nitro Blast... ShowStopper runs, and comes back... and he hits it! EZ ELBOW! and a cover by EZ!
REF: 1......2...
Bowar: TNT kicks out! EZ pulls TNT back to his feet... TNT with a lowblow on EZ! TNT now picks EZ up, and... POWERBOMB! with authority!
Tim: The crowd getting extremely loud here, and... here's why, here comes Davey Scott! Davey running to the ring, obviously favoring that knee of his but he's still sorta running here, he slides into the ring, and scoops up TNT and slams him down! EZ slowly back to his feet, and Davey picks him up and slams him down again!
Bowar: TNT right back to his feet, and he and Davey now start brawling! EZ back to his feet, shaking off that Powerbomb he received a little earlier, and he starts in on it to, and it's all three guys just throwing wild punches at each other!
Tim: well the bell is ringing, this one is definatly over, I'm guessing it'll be considered a double DQ, and we got ACW security now coming out here to try and break this one up... Davey and TNT and EZ both still brawling, as Security hits the ring to pull this one apart.
Bowar: Pretty short match here, but a lot of action, and these 3 men will be fighting at the Supercard for that vacant National Title... alright folks, security has sort of pulled this one apart, and we're gonna take another break, up next is Jaguar vs Akona!