And his opponent... with his manager, Veronica... from San Antonio Texas, weighing 270lbs... JUSTIN TIME!

*Breath by Prodigy plays as Veronica and Justin Time walk out arm in arm. They get to the ring and Justin Time tells Veronica to stay put, then Justin rolls in the ring and attacks Black Thunder right away*

Bloodbath: Justin Time not wasting time here tonight! He goes right at Black Thunder and starts clubbing him with forearms in the back. Now he throws him to the corner, but Black Thunder reverses, sending Justin Time to the buckle. Black Thunder comes in after him, but Justin Time puts a foot up! Justin Time now gets up on the top turnbuckle as Black Thunder staggers backwards, and... Missle Dropkick from the top!

Marcus: Black Thunder goes down and rolls out of the ring to re-think his gameplan. He was obviously thrown off by Justin Time's attack before the bell. Justin Time just standing in the middle of the ring, and the crowd with a pretty good reaction to him.

Bloodbath: Is that reaction for Justin Time or for Veronica?

Marcus: Maybe Bloodbath, Maybe. Black Thunder now back up on the apron, Justin Time goes right at him, but Black Thunder ducks, and lays a shoulder into Justin Time's midsection, and now he's going to try and Suplex him out over the top... Justin Time is blocking it, and now he brings Black Thunder back in with a Suplex of his own! and Black Thunder slides right back out of the ring.

Bloodbath: Black Thunder playing it pretty smart here, he's not taking more bumps than he really has to. Justin Time not waiting for him to come back in this time, he's going right out after him. Veronica now yelling something at Black Thunder, Justin Time coming up... and clothelines him from behind!

Marcus: Justin Time with the advantage right now over Black Thunder. Justin Time now moving back a bit, obviously setting up to do some sort of running move on Black Thunder. Black Thunder slowly to his feet, and Justin Time starts running... he jumps, looks like a running cross body... no! Black Thunder catches him, and... POWERSLAM on the floor!

Bloodbath: Excellent counter by Black Thunder. Now he's right back on Justin Time, he drags him over to one of the guard rails, and picks him up... HOTSHOT ON THE GUARDRAIL! Justin Time landed chest first, luckily not throat first on that guard rail! Black Thunder picks him up and rolls him back into the ring.

Marcus: Black Thunder now climbs back into the ring, and picks Justin Time up, and throws him to the ropes. Justin Time coming back, and Black Thunder jumps... FRANKENSTEINER! And a cover!

REF: 1......2....

Bloodbath: Justin Time puts his foot on the rope. Black Thunder not too happy about that obviously. He now picks Justin Time up, and it looks like a Vertical Suplex... he gets him up, and look at him hold Justin Time there........................ and now he drops back into the Suplex!

Marcus: He must've had him up there for 5 seconds! incredible power shown here by Black Thunder. Black Thunder now yelling at the crowd, he really should have gone for a cover here. Now he goes back for Justin Time. He picks him up, and it looks like he's going to go for another vertical suplex here... no he's going to set him up for a superplex! he puts him on the top rope, and now he's going to go for it... no! Justin Time shifts his weight and falls on Black Thunder! Black Thunder hits hard! and Justin Time holds on for a cover!

REF: 1......2..

Bloodbath: Black Thunder kicks out. Justin Time now picks up Black Thunder, and now runs to the ropes. he comes back, and Black Thunder tries for another Frankensteiner... NO! Justin Time reverses it into a Powerbomb! He goes for a cover.

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: No! He can't keep him down! Now Justin Time picking up Black Thunder, and dragging him to the middle of the ring. He kicks him in the gut, and now sets him up for a piledriver... no wait, he's double underhooking the arms, and... TIGER DRIVER!

REF: 1......2.....

Bloodbath: He STILL can't keep him down! Justin Time is looking pretty frustrated right now, and Veronica is outside banging on the apron and yelling at the ref that he isn't counting fast enough.

Marcus: Well Justin Time now picking up Black Thunder, but Black Thunder hits a couple elbows to the midsection of Justin Time. Now he punches him once, and again, and again! Justin Time is stunned, and Black Thunder now throwing Justin Time to the ropes... Justin coming back, and Black Thunder puts his head down for a Back Body Drop... Justin Time stops in front of Black Thunder, and looks at Veronica, and shows her the thumbs down... Justin Time grabs Black Thunder, and... THE TIMEWARP! and the cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: The winner of this match... JUSTIN TIME!

Bloodbath: Incredible! Justin Time with the victory here. Coming up, Basher will take on God of Thunder, in what looks like something out of Marvel Comics!

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*there is Rick Cobbs holding a mic in one hand and a half eaten bratwurst in the other.*

Rick: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match has a tv time limit of 20 minutes. Introducing first at 7'4" weighing in at 345 pounds the one and only BASHER!

*the fans erupt as Basher makes it to the ring he strolls his massive frame to the ring with his arms stretched out to both sides, and slapping hands with the fans. He gets up on the apron and then steps over the top rope and into the ring.*

Rick: And his opponent for this evening, at 6'3" and weighing over 300 lbs. The God of Thunder!

*Thunder strolls to the ring wearing black leather with his face paint on looking excited and ready to rumble!*

Bloodbath: Look at the size of Basher. There is the bell and this one is under way. Basher making wide side steps around, and Thunder keeping an eye on him...Thunder charges...Basher has him in a front face lock and yanks Thunder back and head first into the corner turnbuckle...Thunder stumbles back and WHAM!!!

Marcus: Basher with a clothesline that rips Thunder off his feet and plants him down! Thunder rolls over on his side, and Basher is calling out to his fans and they are blowing up all over the place for him! What he doesn't know is that right behind him Thunder is up to his feet....Basher turns and is met with a shoulder block that knocks him down and into a corner.

Bloodbath: Thunder taking advantage, and still from the tackle position, starts to drill heavy shots into his gut! Thunder rises to his feet and using the ropes for extra leverage, starts to stomp the chest of Basher. Thunder lets up and drags Basher out to the center of the ring. He grabs hold of Bashers leg, and pulls it up and then drops down on it with an elbow right to the joint.

Marcus: Simple wrestling there, you wrestle someone the size of Basher you take out his wheels. Thunder grabs that same leg, and ties up an ankle twist...Basher has the ropes though with no problem...Basher pulls himself up as Thunder releases the leg hold. Basher is holding himself up on the ropes...here comes Thunder right at him..Basher gets up a foot and nails Thunder in the gut.

Bloodbath: Here comes Basher..he saunters up to the doubled up Thunder, and sets up a...WHAM huge Powerbomb! Basher is limping a little, but not enough to stop him from coming off the rope with a knee drop to the traps of Thunder. Thunder clutches his shoulder, and Basher rips him literally off the mat by the hair! Basher sends Thunder to the ropes...Basher drops into the opposite ropes and is looking to catch Thunder in a Diamond Cutter...But Thunder is waiting for it, and ducks...Basher misses and flies into the opposite ropes...Thunder comes back again off of his and grabs Basher while racing back and SPINNING NECK BREAKER!!!!

Marcus: That was amazing! I have never seen two people that size do anything like that before! Thunder rolls back up, and Basher is up to his knees. Thunder is back to the ropes, and Basher is up and catches him coming with a Super fast Scoop slam. Basher hooks the leg..

REF: 1......2...

Bloodbath: He barely escaped that one! Basher gets up quick, and goes to pull Thunder up..Thunder slaps the hand off his head and starts to get up. This thing is about to explode. Thunder now kicking Basher in the knees, trying to cut Basher down, now he punches him in the head, and now he's dragging him over to the turnbuckle... Thunder climbs to the second turnbuckle, and now sets up Basher, I think he's setting him up for the... Yes, the ThunderClap! The Piledriver from the second rope, and... he hits it! and a cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: The winner of this match... THE GOD OF THUNDER!

Marcus: Well God of Thunder takes out the much bigger man! and coming up next, the main event for tonight, Oatmeal vs Soulja Slim!

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Marcus: Well folks let's get ready for our next match...

*Suddenly Marcus is cut off by the sound of "Grind" by Alice in chains, and the crowd errupts as a legend in his own right AC walks to the ring. He has on a knee brace and some shorts, and a blue nike warm up shirt.*

AC: What the hell is going on here? For the three of you who don't know who the hell I am I am AC I am the most explosive element to ever step into a ring. I am here for one thing, and one thing only, I want to win my first world title. And I don't care which one of you chimpy bitches gets in my way I will mow you all down one by one to get what I want here.

*AC struts from one end of the ring to the other and the fans love it.*

AC: But I don't expect to ride on my laurells from the past, I damn sure have something to prove somefolks here, so what I am going to do is I am going to put out an open invitation to any one who accepts to get in the ring one on one with the main man and see what it feels like to be totally and utterly out classed by your opponent. I will bury anyone with the guts to challenge me!

AC: In the past year I have beat all the names in this sprort, I have crushed Donnie Decosta, I have beaten Akona, and done hard time in the ring with Blood on two occasions, now I am here to claim what always should have been mine in the face of the man who helped to make me what I am. Bloodbath, whether you like it or you don't it don't matter. That gold is mine.

*The fans pop.*

AC: And no matter what you try to do about it...This guy right here is the man who will be representing your company for years to come! How ya like that chump?

*AC slams his mic down and points to the production box, they kickup his music, and he leaves through the screaming crowd.*

Bloodbath: AC, a man who I definatly have a past with making his presence felt here on Wednesday Night Chaos!

Marcus: Indeed he did, and what a presence! Well, this next match is with two very established professionals who have decided to make a place for themselves in UEW. Let's go to the ring for some introductions

Rick: This match is scheduled for one fall it has a 20 minute timelimit. Introducing first, from Willmington NC, weighing in at almost 300 lbs, at 6'11" Here comes Soulja Slim!!!!

*The monsterous Slim strolls to the ring with his fans going wild. Rough Rider Anthem plays over the arena speakers as he climbs up the steps and calls out to his fans before hopping into the ring. Most fans boo and some even toss stuff at him...he doesn't care*

Rick: And now introducing from From Summerside PEI in Canada...weighing in at 283 pounds, and at 6'5" this is Oatmeal!

*Sex and Candy plays as Oatmeal makes his way to the ring to anice fan pop. He slaps hands and makes little time in getting to the ring.-

Bloodbath: This one is under way and what is with that white streak of hair down the scalp of Slim? What is that the Pepe La peuw look?

Marcus: I have no idea, but both men are circling in the ring. Slim grabs the head of Oatmeal in a fierce tie up. Oatmeal takes a low base...but Slim shoots in and grabs the leg and back body drops Oat over and hard to the floor. Slim takes the initiaive and falls into the ropes...then delivers an elbow to the chest of Oat driving all his weight down hard.

Bloodbath: These two guys are monsters, both nearly three hundred pounds and both well over 6 feet tall. Oat is rolling up and Slim is behind him and allowing him to get up...Slim gets a run and catches the groggy Oatmeal from behind and nails him with a bulldogging head lock.

Marcus: Slim is a big man and fast for his size, as we saw there...now he goes to pull up Oat and whips him WHAMMM!! Hard into the corner! Slim charges goes for a splash this could be it...NO Oat moved and Slim went sternim first hard into the corner! That dropped him down right on his back.

Bloodbath: Oatmeal is groggy, but able to get a couple of stomps off into the chest of Slim. Slim scuttles back to his feet holding his back, but Oat has picked up a little energy, and off the ropes nails Slim with a cross body block, and that causes both big men off their feet and out of the ring!

Marcus: Both men hit hard, and Slim landed on the bottom. Oat is up pretty quickly and climbs up the steel steps and leaps and lands with a stomp to the shoulder blades of Oat. Slim is out cold. Oat pulls him up and turns him and grabs him in a reverse headlock...and nails him with a front slam suplex. Oat dropped him so hard the ipact actually caused Slim to sit up....No wait..Slim did sit up...He is groggy, but coming too! Oat pulls him up and starts to chop away...but Slim is returning it. Slim grabs the arm of Oat and yanks it down hard over his shoulder.

Bloodbath: Oat drops to his knees, and Slim gets up into the ring and starts to taunt him. Here comes Oat! Both men in the center of the ring exchanging shots! This could go either way both man is out of gas it's just a matter of who can get it done first.

Marcus: Slim now throws a huge haymaker, but Oatmeal ducks it, Slim spins around and does a full 360. Oatmeal kicks Slim in the stomach, picks him up, and... OATMEAL SPLASH! OATMEAL SPLASH! he hits it! and a cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... OATMEAL!

Marcus: Well Oatmeal wins the match, and oh wait a minute, the curtain just opened, and... oh no, here comes Prestige, Power, and Pain! Stevie Rhymes, Jason Funk, and Christian Cross are running to the ring, Oatmeal turns around, and sees it, and just stands there!

Bloodbath: Well Oatmeal backs down from no one! Christian Cross gets there first, and Oatmeal starts laying the boots to him! Now Funk and Rhymes hit the ring, and they hit Oatmeal! They're attacking Oatmeal, and... DONNIE DECOSTA!!!

Marcus: What?

Bloodbath: DONNIE DECOSTA is coming to the ring! And Prestige, Power and Pain scatter!