*"Blue Monday" by Orgy blasts as suddenly the screen flashes to a series of seizure causing images. Jaguar, shank Munky, Kon, EEE, AC, then slowly Phobos winning the UEW title...the frames pauses then holds....then the image shatters as a scene of AC pinning Bloodbath at the HCW’s RVALMS takes it’s place.*

*The scene opens back up at the announcers table where Tim and Bowar sit. Tim a smaller guy with a suit and tie on, Bowar a little taller in a black t-shirt that says "Bowar" on it. Bowar reaches to his left and picks up a 40 of jack and glugs down a bit then wipes it off his chin and smiles.*

Tim: Welcome on and all to AC NIGHT CHAOS!!!!!!!! And what a night this is going to be! We have Escobar on hand! We have Jaguar and Munky! We have a shit load of show for you tonite!!!!! We will see the return of EZ the Showstopper and we are going to see the official crowning of the new ACW champion!!!!

Bowar: If yer lookin at your screen right now and wondering if you are watchin the wrong fed well you are not! This did indeed used to be the UEW until some one finally flushed that limp turd down the shitter and put a real man in charge! we're even in AC's hometown instead of the crappy UEW arena!

Tim: Did you just compliment AC?!?

Bowar: I get five dollars every time I say anything nice about him.

Tim: Figures. Coming up later in the show we will show you exactly what led to this situation as well as never before seen footage of what has happened since the ppv! YOU WILL NOT BELIVE IT!!!! Folks this first match has ACW written all over it! You are looking at a charter member right here! Jaguar! This may just be one of the smartest men in the business!

Bowar: Why because he caved in to AC? Yeah real smooth move.

Tim: Well there is no secret behind the fact that Jaguar is not really freindly with most of the talent here. If he tried to go toe to toe to toe with AC and Akona he would lose. This way he gets their back up, and maybe has to kiss a little butt at the same time.

Bowar: Aw he’s a nob. Now this Munky that is a guy that I can get into, I call my dick a monkey. Any guy named after a dick is a guy that I will root for.

Tim: Does that mean you like anyone named Bowar?

Bowar: Fuck you!

Tim: We are going to the ring here folks...with the ACW’s very own ring mistress....TAYLOR!!!!!!

*In the ring an extremely well indowed blonde stands at the ready. Her breasts seem to be struggling to get loose from under a tight black bra. Her legs are hugged tight in a pink pair of tights. She raises her arms and the male fans go ape!!!!! "Show your Tits" chant starts up emediately and Taylor shakes a finger saying "no" as the men plead...*

Taylor: Not for free boys. Never for free. This match is scheduled for one fall, and includes the ACW’s very own golden child...the phenom....the blue chip athelete that is starting the sport on fire....JAGUAR!!!!!!

*"Genocide" by Steve Vai plays as Jaguar comes to the ring sporting a black ACW shirt the fans give him a nice albeit mixed reaction. The pro AC fans are chanting his name and he slaps a few hands but keeps a mostly disdainful look on his face.*

Taylor: And his opponent for the night....What’s this jack asses name again?!?

Bowar: IT’S MUNKY LIKE IN ....HEY TAYLOR COME SPANK MY MONKEY!

*Taylor flips off Bowar.*

Taylor: Yeah....Munky.

*Suddenly "Do the Evolution" by Pearl Jam comes on, and AC and Akona come through the curtain, dragging Munky in their arms behind them. The fans blow up some boo and some love it, a bottle crashes right in front of AC, AC drops Munky and grabs the fan, Akona keeps heading to the ring with Munky behind him, AC nails the fan with the ACT. Before joining Jaguar and Munky’s body in the ring.*

Tim: What is going on here?!? Munky is out cold already!!!! AC is taking the mic from Taylor....

AC: Uh folks....Munky here had a little accident in the back, and he is uh....going to be performing hurt tonite! But just to make this match fair, Me and Akona are going to give Munky the time to get back to his feet and get ready to wrestle, while we set up four tables in all the corners of the ring. So Munky man one way or another you are gettin yer medicine tonite. You best come to and come to quick!

Tim: This is really sick! AC punked this guy in the back to just hand him to Jagaur. I really never wanted to see this happen!

Bowar: I think it’s great! Jaguar has never been a nice guy, hell you said that already! I may not like the guy but as long as he is with AC and Akona he ain’t never going to lose you know what I am saying? And here go the tag champs, setting up the tables in the corners just like they promised!

Tim: Here comes Munky...he is getting up....I am not sure he even knows where he is! This really shouldn’t be happening. Jaguar is waiting for the final table to get in place....and there it is...and now AC and Akona are taking seats here at the ringside area.....AC has the hammer and he rings the bell!

DING DING DING!

Bowar: Here we go! Jaguar yanks up Munky and flings him into the ropes....then nails him with a standing drop kick landing Munky right on his backside!!!! Jaguar right after him pulling him up to his feet and he starts swinging!!!! I love it!!!!

Tim: I don’t there are four tables leaning in all the corners, and this poor guy who was already smacked silly is getting thumped on in the ring! I don’t see how he is still standing!!!! Jaguar grabs Munky belly to belly and scoops him into the air and slams him down in an inverted atomic drop!!!!! Munky shoots back and lands writhing on the ground! It’s nice to at least see him moving!

Bowar: Yeah and the fact that he is in mind numbing pain helps too! Jaguar going over to him now, and pulling him up all the while pointing to one of the corners! He is going to put this young man Munky right through a table! I love it I love it!!!!!

Tim: Here he goes.....NO MUNKY REVERSES AND EVEN THOUGH HE COLLAPSED...HE SENDS JAGUAR SPLINTERING RIGHT THROUGH A TABLE!!!!!!!! Munky struggling to get back to his feet....and I tell you what the fans seemed to like that one!

Bowar: I don’t believe it Munky is up to his feet, and get a load of the champs they can’t believe it!!!!! Munky is up to his feet, but so is Jaguar he leaps up from the wreckage and dives towards Munky....Munky grabs him and slams him face first into opposite table!!!!!

*The fans are chanting "MUNKY MUNKY MUNKY!"*

Tim: I am loving this as I see it! Munky now looking good in the ring there, and Jaguar way slower to get up!!!! Munky grabs him and throws a hard right into his face stuttering him back into the corner!!!! Munky now grabs a half of the table, and he WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!!!! Crushes the face of Jaguar with it!!!!

Bowar: Munky is on a roll but look out from behind is the Lord of Fire...Akona with the ring bell!!!! Munky turns in time and kicks Akona low....then grabe him by the head.....and BULLDOGS HIM INTO A THIRD TABLE!!!!! NO WAY NO WAY!!!!!! AC IS UP AND AC IS PISSED!!!!!

Tim: AC grabs that hammer he rung the bell with and he is coming into the ring with it!!!! The ref is telling AC to sit back down Munky is up behind the ref taunting AC into the ring....but look out from behind here comes Jaguar he lands a high flying knee right into the back of Munky slamming him and the ref right into the corner filled with shattered table remnants! Jaguar a house of fire now!!!!!

Bowar: Jagaur grabs Munky by the ears and starts to slam his head repeatedly into his face!!!! Nasty and now....BLOODY headbutts land Munky right on his back!!!! Here comes Akona out of the corner...He is pissed as hell he grabs Munky and sets up the 3rd Degree....and WHAM!!!!! The ref is out and he can’t do anything about this!!!! Jaguar is loving it and begging Akona to do another one!!!!

Tim: He is going to do it!!!! This is just excessive!!!!! Munky is as good as dead!!!! Akona has him...and there it is!!!!! The 3rd Degree!!!!! AC now over slapping the ref...and the ref comes too.....AC points him over to Jaguar who is in a covered position on Munky....NO NO NO!!!!!

Bowar: The ref is going to count this!!!!!

Ref: 1......2......3

Tim: That is pure bull shit!!!!! I am an AC fan but the way this whole thing is going....I don’t know! Folks plenty more is coming up...The crowning of the NEW ACW champion, and that never before seen footage is coming up in moments!!!!!!

Bowar: They just ended Munky’s carreer!

Tim: I sure hope not!

Bowar: Wuss.

Tim: We’ll be back!

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Tim: Ok we're back, with our next match of AC-Night Chaos, and AC had us reviewing some tapes, so me and Bowar actually know who these guys are now.

Bowar: Yeah, It's Oz vs Kansas in the battle of the yellow brick road tonight... did AC book this match on purpose so I could shoot off bad puns?

Tim: Yeah I don't know, but it is pretty funny.

Bowar: These two are gonna find out there's no place like home...

Tim: Ok that's enough.

Bowar: *Singing* Somewhere over the rainbow, that's where I'll be...

Tim: ok, lets go to Taylor right now before Bowar here breaks into a little dance too.

Taylor: Ok, This next one here is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit. Coming to the ring first, from Hays KS, weighing 235lbs... "The Kansas Kamikaze" NICOLAS HARRIS!

*Wildside by Motley Crue plays as Harris walks out wearing jean shorts and a maroon football jersey with the number 13 on the back. He slaps hands with a few fans, but quickly makes his way to the ring. He slides into the ring and hops around a bit waiting for his opponent.*

Taylor: And his opponent... with his manager, Dr. Katie Potter... from Bellevue, New York, weighing 235lbs, and representing the Anarchy of Insanity... OZWALD "OZ" SANDERS!

*"Insane in the Membrane" by Cypress Hill plays as Dr. Katie Potter walks out first, then Oz Sanders. the crowd boos, as Oz walks down the aisle with a weird look in his eye, staring at Harris in the ring. He gets to the ring, and climbs in as Dr. Potter walks over to the corner.*

Tim: Ok, these two men stare each other down, this Oz guy looks a little crazy, Harris now runs at him to get this one started, and goes for a clothesline... Oz ducks, and both men turn around, Oz goes for a clothesline, and Harris ducks that! both men turn around, and Harris catches Oz with a hiptoss to take him down.

Bowar: Oz quickly back to his feet, and Harris now grabs Oz by the arm and whips him to the ropes... Oz comes back, and Harris puts his head down, Oz with a leapfrog. Oz comes back now and Harris drops onto his back, and... monkeyflips Oz over... wait, Oz lands on his feet! Harris stands up and turns around, and Oz nails him with a hard clothesline!

Tim: Harris goes down, and Oz now starts stomping his chest. Harris tries to block with his arms but to no avail right. Oz pulls Harris back to his feet now, and whips him to the ropes. Harris comes back, and Oz puts his head down... Harris kicks Oz in the shoulder, staggering him backwards to the ropes, and Harris now runs at Oz, and clotheslines him over the top rope!

Bowar: Back and fourth match here, and Harris now runs to the opposite ropes as Oz gets to his feet, Harris comes back, and jumps... Suicide Dive! and Oz hits the back of his head on the steel guardrails.

Tim: Harris slowly back to his feet, those moves take a lot out of the person giving them as well as the person receiving them. Harris now pulls Oz to his feet, and whips him to the steel ring post... Oz reverses, and Harris hits shoulder first into the post!

Bowar: Dr. Potter now walks over to where Harris is trying to get back to his feet, and Dr. Potter kicks him in the ribs! the ref sees this and now starts yelling at Dr. Potter to get back to the corner. Man she's not too bad lookin huh Tim?

Tim: Well I think it's that Doctor's outfit that really... wait a minute, we're calling a match here, keep it in your pants! Oz now grabs Harris and throws him back into the ring, and Oz now climbs up on the apron, and waits for Harris to get back to his feet.

Bowar: Harris now does get to his feet, and Oz grabs onto the top rope, and springs in... and nails Harris with a springboard clothesline! and Harris goes down once again! Maybe that guy should just click his heels and...

Tim: Damnit Bowar I thought you were done with that. Oz now back to his feet, and he pulls Harris back up with him. Oz now sets Harris up, and... Powerbomb... no! Harris reverses with a hurricanrana, and he holds on for the cover!

REF: 1......2...

Bowar: Oz kicks out! Harris now quickly back to his feet, so is Oz... Harris kicks Oz in the stomach, and... DDT! Oz goes down hard holding his neck! Harris now heads to the turnbuckle!

Tim: Harris climbs onto the apron, and now up to the top rope, he's taking his sweet ass time here, but Oz is still on the mat... Oz now back to his feet, and Harris jumps... MISSLE DROPKICK! and Oz goes right back down to the mat!

Bowar: Harris right back to his feet, and he pulls Oz back to his feet too. Harris now goes behind Oz... Oz with a few quick elbows to the face of Harris, and goes behind Harris, and... GERMAN SUPLEX! and he holds on for the pin!

REF: 1......2....

Tim: Harris kicks out! I thought Oz had him with that one, but Harris able to kick out. Oz now pulls Harris back to his feet, and whips him hard to the turnbuckle! Harris hits back first, and slumps down, and Oz now backs up into the other corner, and runs right at Harris... BRONCOBUSTER!

Bowar: That move looks pretty fruity, but it's effective! Oz really in control here, as he pulls Harris out of the corner, and now pulls him towards the center of the ring, and... Snap Suplex's him right down!

Tim: Oz now walkin around here, I guess he figures he's got this one in the bag, and Dr. Potter is clapping here with a big smile on her face, she's loving this. Harris slowly getting back to his feet, and Oz now grabs Harris, and... REVERSE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! and a cover by Oz!

REF: 1......2.....

Bowar: Harris kicks out again! I'm extremely surprised by this guy, I thought that was it right there! Oz yelling at the ref, so is Dr. Potter, they feel this one is over. Oz now turns his attention back to Harris, and pulls him to his feet. Oz whips Harris to the ropes, and puts his head down... Harris stops, and... SWINGING NECKBREAKER! and both men are down now!

Tim: Harris the first one to slowly get back to his feet here though, and Oz now starting to slowly get to his feet... Harris takes a swing at Oz, but Oz ducks! Oz now with a right hand on Harris, staggering him towards the ropes... Oz now runs at Harris and goes for a flying clothesline, and both men fall out of the ring! both men hit the mats outside hard, and neither man is getting up! the ref is laying on a count here!

REF: 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9....10

DING DING DING

Taylor: since neither man was able to get to their feet, this one's a draw!

Bowar: Uh, ok... that was kinda weird, but oh well, guess neither man looses.

Tim: Yeah, that kinda sucks. Ok, when we come back, another match I think, I dunno, AC could have at least gave us a format... stick around!

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Tim: Welcome back folks what we are about to show you is pretty graphic, as you well know folks the goings on of the UEW and the ACW have been very prominant in a lot of peoples minds. It should be made clear that even though I have a job out of this that I am not to happy about the circumstances.

Bowar: The other thing is a lot of folks at home are like oh no ACW what does that mean for me. Nothing really the UEW’s booking team still works here, and they will handle what ever AC doesn’t get involved in personally, the change for you folks will be new and better announcers.

Tim: But the folks at home are concerned about their usual announce team as they well should be. Well we are about to show you just what happened after the ambulance left the ppv, and the camera’s went off. This is very graphic and certainly not for the weak of heart.

Bowar: Hey POPCORN MAN.....Yeah large buttered please....we’re about to watch a horror movie!

*The shot fades in on Marcus and Bloodbath in an ambulance. Marcus is hooked up to a respirator, his eyes are open and he is talking visibly pained. Bloodbath is seated on a cot next to him and has a pissed look on his face with a bag of ice held tight to his head.*

Marcus: They.....ugh...came out of nowhere!

Bloodbath: Well they didn’t get the job done that’s for damn sure!!!! That son of a bitch is gonna pay for this!!!!

Marcus: Man.....god......If he thinks that the rest of the federation is going to let him do this to us he has another thing coming!!!!!

*Suddenly the shot switches to an armored car. It has the letters ACW on the side and can be seen ripping down the street toward the ambulance. The ambulance switches on it’s sirens.....and lights....tries to swerve, but not in time. WHAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! SKREEEEEEE CRASHHHHH!!!!!! The Armored Car rams the ambulance toppling it and slamming it into the side of a store front*

*The door of the armored car kicks open and Jaguar gets out toting a baseball bat, he walks over to the rubble of the ambulance, and pulls the driver loose, and then Marcus who is out cold. He continues to look....for Bloodbath.*

Jaguar: He ain’t in there!

*AC and Akona walk over from the armored car.*

AC: He has to be! We have to put him on the shelf or this shit is going to be a real war!

Akona: Well Marcus is definetly not going to be a problem! If he didn’t have a good enough concussion before, he does now!!!!

Jaguar: I ain’t shitting you Bloodbath is NOT FUCKING HERE!!!!!

*AC stands as Jaguar continues to pry through twisted metal. Akona dials 911 on his cell phone to have some one come and pick up Marcus and the driver. AC looks back and forth a tad paniced.*

AC: Shit! Let’s get the FUCK out of here!

*Every one files back into the armored car, and the scene fades away.*

Tim: These guys are merciless!!!! Where will the vendetta end? Where are they going with this....but more important then all of that is folks we saw Bloodbath was not there.....WHERE IS BLOODBATH?! Folks we gotta take a comercial break, more action when we come back!