*Blood by KMFDM plays as Marcus and Bloodbath walk out as always, and head to the ring. Marcus climbs in and grabs the mic from Rick Cobbs.*

Marcus: Ladies and Gentlemen... WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY NIGHT CHAOS! We're 5 months and counting, and it's been one hell of a sweet ride hasn't it!?

*Crowd cheers, and some chant "UEW! UEW! UEW!"*

Bloodbath: Oh yeah, it's been great, and things just keep getting better, especially with the card tonight, and the big Supercard coming up Friday April 30th! Spring Slaughter, featuring the Slaughterhouse Match, and Marcus, tell the folks what exactly the Slaughterhouse Match is!

Marcus: Well, basically this is just gimmick after gimmick. The first thing is that all four competitors in the match, Jaguar, Lard Ass Chilly Bunns, Immortal, and Shank, will wrestle earlier in the night, making this a second match of the evening. If that isn't enough, we'll have the UEW crew fixing the ring up... 4 barbed wire boards, one in each corner. The Mat will be COVERED in thumbtacks, not just a tray of thumbtacks or anything like that. And to top it all off... a BARBED WIRE CAGE!

Bloodbath: This ain't your pansy-assed Barbed Wire Cage either, there is no chain links on this baby, it's just a bunch of supporting polls, with barbed wire wrapped all around it just like chain links, but barbed wire! escaping is the only way to win, by way of a 2 foot wide ladder attached to the cage... that will be the only thing NOT covered in barbed wire.

Marcus: Oh yeah, either way, this will be an extremely exciting match, perhaps even the show stealer, and I'm sure it will out-do the Deadpool Match. It is gonna be something.

Bloodbath: And of course, so far we don't have an opponent for The Konvicted Felon, which is meant to be the other main event, hopefully we'll be able to find someone though... It seems that all of the worthy opponents are busy with other matches... I'm sure the fans will be disappointed if Kon can't wrestle, I know I will be.

Marcus: Yeah, well there's gotta be someone out there. Also folks, Shank got here early, and has been running loose through the building, no one can seem to find him, and this really isn't a very big arena, but who knows with that guy, hopefully we'll be able to find him for his match with Immortal tonight.

Bloodbath: It's not so much where is he, it's what's he doing? with that guy you don't know, he could be setting something up for Immortal, or anyone else for that matter!

Marcus: Well folks, we got other stuff to worry about, like the rest of the show, so lets get going... after these commercials!

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Marcus: Ok, we are back, with action right off the bat.

Bloodbath: Well, technically...

Marcus: Ah shut the hell up... anyway, this first matchup is going to definatly be something, two pretty insane guys, vs two guys who obviously got guts... I mean, you'll see what I mean when these guys come out, with one of the strangest gimmicks of all time...

Bloodbath: oh yeah, strange doesn't even begin to describe this one... lets just get this one started...

Marcus: Ok then... Rick, do your thang!

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the opening bout, scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit... coming to the ring first, with their manager, Dr. Katie Potter, and fellow Anarchy of Insanity Member, Oswald "Oz" Sanders... from the Larned State Hospital in Larned, KS, at a total combined weight of 535lbs... Spike Sledge, and Ripper Morgan... THE ASYLUM!

*Insane in the Membrane by Cypress Hill plays as Dr. Katie Potter and Oz Sanders walk out, then the Asylum walk out, sporting their usual bright blue and orange hair, with matching torn jeans and plain shirts. They're getting quite an amount of boos, but there are a few cheers, probably because Dr. Katie Potter seemed to have missed a top button or two on her shirt. They get to the ring, and Dr. Katie Potter and Oz Sanders walk over to the corner of the Asylum, while Spike and Ripper climb into the ring and wait.*

Rick Cobbs: And their opponents... with their manager, and private interviewer, Hugh... from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, at a total combined weight of 461lbs... Earl Pool, and Devon Board... THE SYNCRONIZED SWIMMERS!

*Wipeout plays as Earl Pool and Devon Board walk out with Hugh, wearing black matching speedos, and black kneepads, with black swimming caps. A bit of the crowd is booing, while some laugh. They get to the ring, and all of the sudden the theme music switches to some sort of classical music, as both men jump up on the apron at the exact same time, then jump over the top rope into the ring at the exact same time, and start doing some of their Syncronized Swimming moves. the crowd starts laughing and booing louder than before. The Asylum then attacks from behind.*

Marcus: And here we go! The Asylum seizing the opportunity, and attack the Swimmers in the middle of their prematch routine. with clubbing forearm shots to the back! Spike now backs Earl into one corner, while Ripper backs Devon into another corner, and whip them towards each other... Devon ducks low, and Earl springs off Devon, and nails Ripper with a dropkick, as Devon nails Spike with a clothesline!

Bloodbath: Ripper Morgan rolls out of the ring, and Earl Pool now goes to his corner, as Devon Board pulls Spike Sledge up, and nails him with a chop to the chest! Spike reels backwards a bit, and Devon now grabs his arm, and whips him to the ropes... Spike comes back, and Devon goes for a cross body block... Spike catches him and hits him with a powerslam!

Marcus: The size difference is going to be tough for the Swimmers to overcome here, as Spike now pulls Devon back to his feet, and whips him hard to the turnbuckle! Devon hits hard back first, and staggers out... Spike runs at him and nails him with a clothesline! Devon goes down hard holding the back of his head!

Bloodbath: Spike now starts laying the boots to Devon's chest, and now reaches out and tags in Ripper Morgan. Ripper climbs in, as Spike pulls Devon to his feet. Ripper and Spike now set Devon up, and... DOUBLE VERTICAL SUPLEX!

Marcus: great double team move by the Asylum right there. Spike now gets a few more stomps in on Devon, and then goes back to his corner, as Ripper now pulls Devon back to his feet, and whips him to the ropes... Devon comes back, and Ripper nails Devon with a boot to the face! Devon goes down hard!

Bloodbath: Ripper now kicks Devon a couple times, and runs to the ropes... Ripper comes back, and... Elbowdrop... no! Devon rolls out of the way! Ripper goes down, but gets back to his feet quickly, as Devon gets to his feet, and nails Ripper with a dropkick! Ripper staggers back into the Swimmer's corner, and he turns around, and Earl Pool nails him with a forearm to the face!

Marcus: Ripper Morgan turns around and staggers forwards, and Devon now lifts him up, and... AIRPLANE SPIN! How old school is this? He's spinning him around and around and around, and finally drops him, and now staggers around all dizzy, but he manages to tag Earl Pool in!

Bloodbath: Earl Pool now jumps over the top rope, as Devon shakes the cobwebs, and pulls Ripper back to his feet, and whips him to the ropes, Ripper comes back, and... DOUBLE DROPKICK BY THE SWIMMERS! Ripper goes down, and Devon now goes back to his corner.

Marcus: Ripper slowly gets back to his feet, as Earl Pool now scoops Ripper up, and slams him down near a corner! Earl now climbing to the top rope, he's up there, and he jumps... SOMMERSAULT SENTON SPLASH! and a cover by Earl!

REF: 1......2..

Bloodbath: Spike comes in and makes the save. The ref tells Spike to get back to his corner, as Earl tags in Devon. Both men now pull Ripper to his feet, and throw him to the ropes... Ripper comes back, and... Double Spinning Back Elbow! The ref telling Earl to get back to his corner, as Devon now pulls Ripper to his feet.

Marcus: Devon now throws Ripper to the corner, and now lifts him up onto the turnbuckle. Devon climbs up, and... Frankensteiner from the top... NO! Ripper counters... WITH A POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP! WOW!

Bloodbath: Amazing move by Ripper, and Devon is just lying on the mat now as Ripper gets to his corner, and tags in Spike Sledge. Devon looks to be hurt pretty bad here, as Spike pulls him up, and double underhooks the arms... TIGERBOMB! And a cover by Spike Sledge!

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: No! Earl comes in and makes the save, and the ref tells him to get back to his corner, as Ripper now comes in while the ref is distracted, and both men just start laying the boots to Devon Board! The ref turns around, and Ripper now walks back to his corner, as Spike Sledge starts to climb to the top rope.

Bloodbath: Spike right up to the top, and he waits for Devon to get back to his feet... MISSLE DROPKICK! Devon goes down again! Spike quickly back to his feet, as Devon slowly gets back to his feet... Spike grabs his arm, and whips him to the ropes... Devon comes back, and Spike ducks... Devon stops, and... ROCKER DROPPER ON SPIKE!

Marcus: Devon with a surge of adrenaline here, and now he runs at Ripper, and knocks him off the apron! Devon now goes back to his corner, and tags in Earl Pool! Earl now lifts Spike back to his feet, and now puts him on his shoulders! Devon Board climbs to the top rope, and jumps... THE UNDERTOE! Earl Pool with the cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here are your winners... THE SYNCRONIZED SWIMMERS!

Bloodbath: What a great match to start off the show, and what a great debut for the Syncronized Swimmers!

Marcus: It certainly was... alright, we'll be back in a moment with more Chaos! stick around!

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["Don't Trend on me!" by Metallica begins to play as Davey begins to walk down the aisle dressed in street cloths of jeans and shirt, blah blah, not wrestling gear.]

Marcus: What is he doing down here, he is not even schedule down here!

Bloodbath: Who cares, the man has something to say!

[Davey enters the ring with a fair size pop from the crowd, as he looks around wearing pyro technix tshirt. Grabbing a mic, he walks around.]

Davey: What the people want to know is what the hell is up with Pyro Technix, since last week. Well, if this down explain it, I don't know whatwill.

[Takes his strong hands, and rips the shirt apart, with a black Davey Scott shirt under it with letter.. "Will Never surrender.. " then turns around where you find a rattlesnakes "I will bite instead!" The crowd reacts with the tshirt.]

Davey: If you got any questions, call my room at the Pyro Technix Room, and get the disconnected message!

[The crowd reacts]

Marcus: Oh my god, without Davey, Pyro Technix is pretty much dead.

Davey: Now TnT, nothing personal, it is about business.. and frankly, in the wrestling business, you can't kept this renegade down. I do things on my own, and when I walk into the ring, I will do what I want, when I want, how I want, so I don't need somebody telling me how to do something I been doing for the last 10 years, no way!

Bloodbath: April 17 was Davey's 10th anniversary in the Wrestling business, and he isn't through yet. Could he go on for another ten years?

Davey: Also TnT, I know you are back there, so I have something to say to you.. If you ever call me "The Man, The Myth, The Rebel" I will come back there, and drag your ass all the way to the ring, and with all due respect, BEAT YOUR ASS DOWN! Every fucking day I went in the media, I hear that phrase annoyingly said by you, and frankly, it became dead! This is your only warning.

Davey: Now.. unto other displeasing subjects. Immortal, you silly ass, wrestling for professionals, not kids. You came to the ring, you struck me, you caused me to geting into the ACT, and well, we all know what happened after that. Losing the tag titles wasn't the sore spot, hell even losing them AC and Akona wasn't quite bad blood to me either. You come up, the fact I even put just an ounce of faith in you, it makes me wonder.. where are your loyalties..I will tell you where, it is that ugly thing between your legs!

Davey: Konvict.. ahh screw him, we all know my feelings toward him. AC, let me phrase something you once said. "Said I climb Mt Everest, but took a chopper to the top.. we say, no way it didn't happen." The only reason you even got that close to me, is because of Immortal interferance. Call it what you like, hey you got the belts, but to me.. you are just a jackass, and jackass's can be beaten! I beat the NFS. Let me make that clear TnT, I tag you in, you went for a little, then you tag out, and I carried your whole ass throughout the match.. that is why we may be odd friends, but never can we be tag team partners.

Davey: Now let talk about Sane. Sane, you say I have a problem that needs fixing. Well, I ain't broken, so it is obvious you perception is off.. cause if I remember correctly, you couldn't pin me last time either. Yet you call it a victory, but the simple truth is, you never pinned me. For the last month, I have been doing it Pyro Technix Style. This month, I do it..Davey Style.. I will come in.. fuck censorship. Fuck rules. Fuck dq's. Cause Sane, to be honest, I am going to beat the fuck out of you, and here is my personal salute to you.. Sane!

[It starts off with a simple hands salute, but it turns into an obscene gester pointing at his genitals, and the crowd reacts as Davey leaves]

Marcus: Well Davey Scott here with comments about quite a few people, and he's got his big match coming up in a short while.

Bloodbath: That definatly should be something, he was right, in their last meeting, Sane couldn't pin Davey, but on the other hand, Davey couldn't pin Sane either!

Marcus: Well folks we gotta take a quick break, when we come back, is TNT biting off more than he can chew? He'll be wrestling 2 different men in a handicap match! That's next!

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Marcus: Welcome back folks. What can you say about this next match? We have a guy who has been just in a short short time ago one half of the tag team champions, and after suffering a devastating loss there, moves on into a whole new light. Suddenly the fans are behind him like never before. The stable he built with Davey Scott and Immortal crumbled but he rises above it stronger then before. Folks TNT is in the house tonite. He is fast becoming one of the most intense atheletes in the sport!

Bloodbath: But what is the deal with this match?!? This guy is on fire lately. People can't wait to hear what he is going to say next and then he goes and takes a match like this that well shit....that could end all this permanently!

Marcus: Very true. TNT may be a little over his head here, taking on two guys!

Bloodbath: Not just two guys, this is the family! These guys are monsters! I don't see anyway that this match is going to swing in TNT's favor. You ask me and this could be the end of a very sky rocketing carreer!

Marcus: Well for the fans sake...I hope not. Big Rick Cobbs do your thing!!!!!

*One could say that Rick Cobbs was stylin and profilin to the center of the ring. Another one could call the first one Blind*

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen this one is scheduled for one fall. It has a thirty minute time limit and is a handy capped match. Introducing first at a combined total weight of 525 pounds, This is the team of The Godfather, and John Madness Gerbus!!!!

*"Voodo Chile by Hendrix plays as the Godfather and Madness come from the back, the Godfather is hugely over as he works his way down the aisle. Madness sneers at the fans as they flip him off and shout at him. Godfather struts up the steps and hops into the ring with a smirk on his face telling us that no good is coming out of this one! Madness rolls in under the bottom rope, and takes a seat in the corner.*

Rick Cobbs: And now fighting alone tonite. Standing 6'2 and weighing at 269 pounds from Humacoa Puerto Rico the former tag team champion....TNT!!!!!

*The crowd blows up as "Summer Breeze" by Type O negative starts over the arena speakers. TNT starts through the curtain looking as intense as ever. His eyes on the ring and his hands motioning a belt around his waist. He slaps some hands with the fans and hops up on the apron then springs over and into the ring.*

Bloodbath: You know look at these Family guys. One is 7 feet tall the other is like three inches shorter....TNT is a dead man! Get State Farm insurance on the phone and make sure this guys life is covered!

Marcus: I have to agree, you seriously have to question this move on the part of TNT not to refuse this match up! My God! God Father is stepping out of the ring over the top rope while Madness stretches out by pulling down on the top rope. TNT cagey in his side of the ring....Madness steps out...TNT flies out of his corner and....THESZ PRESS!!!! Fists like shots out of an M-16 start to nail the face of Madness!

Bloodbath: Madness shoves TNT off and starts to get up, but TNT drop kicks the top of his head, sending Madess right back down to the ground! TNT comes right at him stomping away at his chest! Then grabing the leg of Madness pulling him out to the middle of the ring and dropping an elbow right into it after slamming it to the ground!

Marcus: Madness having a tough time fighting back as big as he is he can't seem to get in close enough to grab TNT and by the time he does TNT has already hurt him! TNT now twisting the ankle of Madness and rolling him around...TNT putting on an ankle lock of sorts, and turning just in time to see....GODFATHERS FOOT NAIL HIM RIGHT IN THE FUCKING TEETH!!!!

Bloodbath: TNT goes right down onto his back and Madness is now back up to his feet too. Godfather pulls up TNT and has a little chat with Madness....Godfather and Madness line up with Godfather in front with TNT and Madness standing facing his back. Godfather flings TNT into the ropes drops down....TNT rebounds...Godfather lifts him up and tosses him over his head where Madness grabs the dome of TNT and Drops down from that 7 foot distance right to the ground!!!!

Marcus: What a face buster what a tandem move!!!! TNT got completely crushed there! Godfather steps out of the ring again, and Madness makes a nonchalant cover....

Ref: 1......2...

Bloodbath: TNT kicked his foot up on the rope! There ain't a lot of life left in that body! Personally folks are saying that was only two moves! Well folks they only gotta hold you down for three seconds, and believe me when I tell you that high back body drop into a face buster from a couple of monsters like the family will take that kick out right out of you!

Marcus: No kidding! TNT may have to get facial surgery after that one! Madness is arguing with the ref, and TNT is starting to get up....but wait from outside the ring Godfather grabs his ankles...and ....UGH!!!! You know what right into the ring post. Damn.

Bloodbath: Madness done arguing with the ref now TNT just up to his knees and holding himself....Madness pulls him up to his feet, and backs him into the corner! Madness lifts up TNT onto the top rope....Here comes the Godfather again....What is going to come of this....TNT getting set up for what appears to be a superplex....

Marcus: TNT is fighting back as Madness attempts the lift....TNT digging deep...he lifts up Madness and front slams him right to the mat!!!!! Godfather charging over....TNT with a missle drop kick off the top rope!!!!! Godfather bounds back into the ropes comes off and TNT hits him with a standing side kick and then drops exhausted to the mat!!!!

*The fans chant "TNT TNT TNT"*

Bloodbath: TNT rolls out of the ring to catch a breather. Madness stirring inside. Godfather is laid out on the mat! Madness comes out of the ring to face TNT....but where did he go?!? Madness can't find him anywhere...he lifts up the ring apron and...WHAM!!!! The top of a steel chair nails him in a jabbing fashion from under the ring.

Marcus: Madness stands up and doddles back...but a chair swing from under the mat again causes Madness' knees to buckle and actually drob him to the ground! TNT emerges with a folding chair in hand....Madness up to his knees...and WHAM!!!! A shot to the head sends him back to the mat!!!! TNT now heading into the ring!!!! Godfather just now getting up....WHAM!!!! Steel chair shot makes sure that he doesn't!!!!!

Bloodbath: Godfather being dragged out to the middle of the ring, and TNT drops that chair across his chest....The fans know what's coming you can hear them start to scream it!!!! TNT is going for the Nitro Blast!!!! TNT making a cover...but wait...

Marcus: Madness is still the legal man in the ring....The ref won't make the count.

Bloodbath: TNT is pissed threatening the chair on the ref...The ref is addement about it! Madness is up to his feet folks! Coming into the ring like thunder unleashed....TNT has that chair will he see Madness in time?!?

Marcus: TNT turns around and nails Madness with the chair! I guess he did! Madness doesn't go down though, he just staggers backwards, and now TNT grabs him, and... FALLOUT! and a cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... TNT!

Marcus: TNT wins! he beats two men! wow! TNT climbs out of the ring now and leaves, and we gotta take another break, when we come back, another tag match, so stay tuned!

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Bloodbath: Alright, tonight is quite the night for tag team lovers, since we've seen 3 different tag teams featured in matches tonight, and right now we're going to have 2 more!

Marcus: Yeah, well talk about bad pacing, most wrestling organizations would probably space it out so you'd have at least one singles match in the first half of the show, but no one ever said that the UEW was a very good wrestling organization, so here we go, since we pay Rick to do intros, lets leave it to him instead of us doing it every damn time.

Rick Cobbs: This next bout is a tag team match scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit, with the following stipulations... If the Death Squad win, they get a shot at the Tag Team Championship Belts at Spring Slaughter, but if they lose, they must wrestle in drag for 30 days! Coming to the ring first, from New Orleans, and Mexico respectivly... at a total combined weight of 393lbs... "Superstar" Chip Collins, and Super Lucha MooCow... THE NEW FOOTLOOSE SUPERSTARS!

*Perfect Strangers by Deep Purple plays as the lights dim and two spotlights shine on the entrance, then Chip Collins and MooCow walk out. The spotlight follows them as they walk down the aisle slapping hands, the crowd cheers, some do the MOOO!, while others hold up their beers and some ringside fans try and keep their beers away from MooCow who keeps trying to grab the beers from them. They get to the ring and and climb in, and wait.*

Rick Cobbs: And their opponents... from Brooklyn NY, and Las Vegas Nevada respectivly... at a total combined weight of 602lbs... Killer Kid, and The Protector... THE DEATH SQUAD!

*Dope Show by Manson plays as Killer Kid and The Protector walk out to some fairly loud boos, but they ignore the fans, focused on the ring and the task at hand. They get to the ring, and Killer Kid climbs in, as Protector steps over the top rope.*

Marcus: Ok, the bell rings... and Protector is pointing at MooCow! he wants MooCow to start with him! Protector is way more than twice his weight, and more than a foot and a half taller! MooCow is looking at Chip, and Chip is nodding, he's telling him to go for it!

Bloodbath: This could be handing that championship match over right here, there's no possible way a 5'5", 150lbs man can compete with a 7 foot tall, 320lbs man... but I guess we're going to see it! MooCow runs at Protector with a shoulderblock... Protector just stands there, and MooCow bounces off him and flys about 5 feet backwards!

Marcus: What in the hell is MooCow thinking? He must REALLY be drunk to think that he can take Protector off his feet that way. MooCow gets back to his feet, and now takes another run at Protector... Protector puts his foot up, and MooCow runs face first into it! MooCow goes down hard!

Bloodbath: Protector with a big grin on his face there, as MooCow gets back to his feet, and runs at him again! what the hell is MooCow thinking? Protector puts his foot up again, but MooCow ducks under and hits the other ropes! Protector turns around, and MooCow comes back with a dropkick... that just staggers Protector a bit!

Marcus: MooCow runs and goes for another dropkick... but Protector just swats him out of the air! MooCow goes down again, and Protector pulls him right back to his feet, and... picks him up in a Gorrilla Press! This just can't be good! He walks around the ring holding MooCow over his head, and now walks towards the ropes... and throws him into the crowd!

Bloodbath: That has to be into the 3rd or 4th row! MooCow lands on a bunch of fans, and it's a good thing he doesn't way that much or I'm sure we'd have quite the lawsuits on our hands. MooCow now slowly starts to climb out, as Killer Kid jumps off the apron and pulls MooCow over the guardrail, and... throws him hard into the steel post! Chip climbs in the ring now, but the ref comes over and tells him to get back into his corner.

Marcus: Killer Kid now throws MooCow back into the ring, and gets back up on the apron, as Protector now picks up MooCow by the side, and... SIDEWALK SLAM! devestating move by Protector, and now he's going for the cover!

REF: 1......2...

Bloodbath: MooCow gets a shoulder up! MooCow now trying to get to his corner, but Protector just grabs his foot and pulls him back, and now tags in Killer Kid. Protector now picks up MooCow, and sets him on his knee in a backbreaker-type position, and Killer Kid climbs to the second rope, and... elbow! the old demolition decapitation! what a move!

Marcus: Killer Kid not bothering to go for a pin here though, and he could have had it right there I think. Protector goes back to his corner, and Killer Kid now picks MooCow right back up, this could be the Killer Bomb... NO! MooCow counters with a frankensteiner!

Bloodbath: MooCow now trying to get back to his corner, but Killer Kid quickly gets back up and pulls MooCow back to the center of the ring, and pulls him to his feet. Killer Kid whips him to the ropes... MooCow comes back, and Killer Kid puts his head down... MooCow with a leapfrog, and comes back, Killer Kid turns around... and MooCow with a running headbut into Killer Kid's groin!

Marcus: That's one way to take a big man off his feet, and now MooCow crawls towards his corner, and... makes the tag! Chip Collins comes in, as Killer Kid gets back up, Chip runs at him, and Killer Kid goes for a clothesline, but Chip ducks, and turns around, and nails Killer Kid with a standing dropkick! Protector now tries to climb in... but Chip kicks the top rope up as Protector has one leg over it!

Bloodbath: Protector with a little testicular pain now! Killer Kid back to his feet, and Chip with a knife edge chop! and another! and another! backing Killer Kid into the corner! He now whips Killer Kid to the opposite corner... no, Killer Kid reverses and Chip runs chest first into the turnbuckle! he staggers backwards, and Killer Kid picks him up... Belly to Back Suplex!

Marcus: Chip goes down holding his back, and Killer Kid now stands over him, and starts stomping away at him! He now drags Chip towards his corner, and tags in Protector. Protector picks Chip up for a piledriver, as Killer Kid grabs Chip's feet, and... SPIKE PILEDRIVER! and a cover by The Protector!

REF: 1......2....

Bloodbath: MooCow runs in and makes the save, as Killer Kid comes in to chase MooCow out. The ref now tells Killer Kid to get back to his corner, as Protector pulls Chip up, and tags Killer Kid right back in again. Protector whips Chip to the ropes, and Killer Kid and Protector go for a double clothesline... Chip ducks! both men turn around... CHIP NAILS PROTECTOR WITH LIGHTS OUT!

Marcus: Protector goes down hard, and Killer Kid now takes a swing at Chip, Chip ducks, and grabs him... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Chip now tags MooCow in, and MooCow quickly up to the top rope, as Killer Kid gets back to his feet... CHIP NAILS HIM WITH LIGHTS OUT! Killer Kid goes down, and MooCow jumps... 450 SPLASH! and the ref counts!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here are your winners... THE NEW FOOTLOOSE SUPERSTARS!

Bloodbath: The much smaller team of "Superstar" Chip Collins and Super Lucha MooCow pull off the win, and it looks like The Death Squad will be trading their leather pants in for a dress very soon! they'll have to wrestle wearing dresses for the entire month of May!

Marcus: Killer Kid and Protector now both coming to in the ring, Chip and MooCow already took off, and they're obviously stunned at this one, they can't believe it. They both climb out of the ring and head towards the back.

Bloodbath: Alright folks, we gotta take another break, we'll be back with more action in a moment!