*Blood by KMFDM plays as Bloodbath and Marcus Williams walk out to a fairly good pop, probably due to the fact that the fans feel they finally booked something good. They get to the ring, and Rick Cobbs hands Marcus the mic.*

Marcus: Ladies and Gentlemen... WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY NIGHT CHAOS! And what a Wednesday Night Chaos it is! the biggest Wednesday Main Event since Kon vs Phobos in that barbed wire net scaffold match a few months back! Tonight, Konvicted Felon, Justin Sane, AC, Akona, TNT, and Davey Scott will all be in the same ring for a triple threat tag team match for the UEW Tag Team Titles!

Bloodbath: TNT and Davey Scott are the champs right now, but will they be able to walk out of the arena with those belts around their waists? that's the question we'll answer soon enough tonight!

Marcus: Plus tonight we will sign some matches for the UEW's upcoming SuperCard, Spring Slaughter! and just what is the Slaughterhouse Match? We just may answer that question tonight too!

Bloodbath: And that's STILL not all, on top of the tag titles being defended, Immortal will defend his UEW National Title against the feral Jaguar! this guy has really come into his own, and certainly deserves this shot! All this, plus the debuts of Munky, Glass, and Deathrow, and an exciting Jr. Heavyweight match between LSD and Jack Savage... this is gonna be some night!

Marcus: It certainly is, so lets get it going right now... oh wait, we're told we have some sort of camera feed from where?

*** Above high up on the Bloodtron......The street light flickers over a home of a darkness. Until a chopping noise in the background, silent at first, now taking over all of camera's audio quickly approaches. The noise belongs to the Police helicopter, "ghetto bird" if you will. It's giant light illuminates the dozen to fifteen homes lined evenly on both sides of the projects silent, sleeping street obviously looking for suspects in the latest homicide in the "hood". The ghetto bird flutters over head then slowly disappears into the hot Compton air. Then all is calm and quiet once again until a sand brown 6-4 Impala, rips around a street corner at the far end of the camera's lens. It's headlights filling our screen now approaches fast, Kon at the wheel of the convertible. With the irritating screech of metal on metal the car grinds up onto the curb then brakes hard on the grass leaving a great divot. "Ruthless is for Life" by Mc Ren rumbles from within as Kon staggers out his mind body and soul in a drunken haze. Besides the buzz of liquor that decorates his face, it's also influenced with a ball of anger. His eyes are blood shot, on fire with anger, like two small fire balls, his lips laced with a look of revenge and frustration. His nostrils flare in and out like a bull's getting ready to charge. He enters the home door rapping behind him ***

Marcus: I don't like this Blood, there's no telling what a drunk rampaging guy like Kon has in mind.

Bloodbath: Especially the emotions rattling around in his mind after the stunt AC pulled last week on Chaos. This is a dangerous situation for AC and anybody else that is or was on Kon shit list.

Marcus: Our camera's in the home of Kon now as we follow him to room to room pushing over tables and chairs in anger.

Bloodbath: What the hell is he doing, fuckin up his own house isn't gonna help in getting even with AC. Looks like he's in his bedroom now....

Marcus: what he doing???

***Kon is down on his knees rustling things from up under his bed, until apparently he has found what he is looking for ***

Bloodbath: A nike shoe box?!?!

*** Kon's frown of anger finally lifts as he opens the box and chucks the lid a side ***

Bloodbath: Uh-oh.......

Marcus: Oh shit!!!!! He's gone to far this time!!!!!!

Kon: (mumbling to himself) Muthafucka wantz it personal huh we'll see......

Bloodbath: I dont think Ive ever seen Kon in this kind of mind set before....He lost it!!! Your not gonna let him bring that 357 or 9mm or what ever the fuck it is here are you!?!? I mean this is the Kon we're talking about here, he just may kill AC, it's not like he hasn't been provoked.

Marcus: Of Course not he wont get in the building!!!!! Folks... uh we'll be back in a second... shit...

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Marcus: Debuts Galore tonite, big matches and possibly the biggest main event that ever on this show! I tell you what folks things are going down tonite that you wouldn't believe even if you were here. I tell you what folks this up coming matchw is goinr to be a big one for the fans in the arena cause this one is going to go all over!

Bloodbath: You wanna talk about volitile personalities....and well just plain oddballs....I got a big ol bag o weirdness coming right up for you in the next match. We got a guy called Loverman and a guy called Munky.....just the names are strange and their fighting styles are every bit as off the wall.

Marcus: Let's get the action started with Rick Cobbs in the middle of the ring.

*Rick Cobbs Sashays his way into the ring. Roams to mid ring and points to the ceiling like a superstar as he starts his intros.*

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlmen this one is scheduled for one fall. There is a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first from Orange County California standing 6'3" and weighing in at 245 pounds please welcome MUNKY!!!!!!!

*"Freak on a Leash" by Korn blows up. Munky walks through the curtain and takes on a respectable pop. Munky comes to the ring with ripped of sleeves and Fat dreads. His walks is brisk and his look is psychotic the fans are really into him as he walks to the ring.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent standing 6'1" 236 pounds from parts unknown....This is Loverman!!!!!!

*Loverman by Metalical blares out and Loverman comes out to a nice pop from the arena. He is looking good and atracts quite a bit of attention from the lady fans. His stride is confident, and his eyes are locked onto his opponent. The fans are really buzzing about this one!*

Bloodbath: I am quite surprised at just how intense this moment suddenly is. Both these men just sort of stalk out to the ring and now look as pissed as hell about being in there with the other one.

Marcus: Being to new or relatively new people in this federation and they really have their game faces on for this one! Munky circling now and Loverman is just kind of staring at him....Munky makes the move it's a collar elbow tie up....Lover man slips loose and kicks Munky in the stomach!

Bloodbath: Loverman dips right into the arsenal and nails him with a nasty looking DDT! Loverman pops up off the mat and the fans are going nuts! Munky is getting up too...but Loverman is right down on him with a wristbreaker. Munky is laughing.....Munky is laughing at this hold!

Marcus: He is no stranger to the ring whether it be extreme rows or simple strait out matches...Loverman breaks the hold and here comes the Munky!!!! Loverman steping back towards the ropes....Munky lunges and topples them both over the top rope and spilling out onto the floor.

Bloodbath: Uh-oh both men are up to their feet and here comes the brawling! Loverman and Munky exchanging some hard blows....Munky is taking the worst of it! Loverman with a stiff shot that puts Munky right down on his ass! Munky reaches under the ring....and

*The ringside fans start to scatter as a sudden FWOOOSH!!!!! takes over the air, and white powder flies everywhere!!!!!*

Marcus: Munky with a fire extinguisher from under the mat.....Look through the smoke....Munky is up again....and WOPING!!!! Smashes that fire extinguisher right down into the middle of Loverman's face!!!! Loverman teaders backwards....Munky charges forward with that big red can and smashes it into the head of Loverman sending him to the mat!

Bloodbath: Munky is going up the steel steps and then up the ring post...what is he doing here?!? Loverman is out cold on the outside....and Munky is going for a shooting star press from the ring post to the floor....There he goes!!!!!! OH MY GOD HE NAILED THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE RING POST RIGHT ONTO HIS OPPONENT!!!!!!

Marcus: We told you you could expect to see things like this! Munky going up on the apron now and dropping a boot off onto Loverman! I have to say that Loverman needs to break this momentum...he might not get himself back into a position to win but he if he lets Munky continue at this level...he is going to lose.

Bloodbath: Munky pulls up Loverman by his hair...and WHAM!!!! Loverman with a forearm to the schvawnts if you take my meaning. Munky drops to his knees and that is what you were talking about there I suppose huh Marcus.

Marcus: Any way to break the momentum!

Bloodbath: AC did that to me like thirteen times in our second match. Who ever booked that match really has a thing for low blows.

Marcus: Loverman climbing back to his feet....and Munky is too....Loverman a little quicker and he grabs the top set of steel steps....and takes a swing....smashing it right into the dome of Munky! Munky goes down really really hard and fast! Loverman pulls him up...and Suplexes him right onto the steps that he had just dropped behind him! Munky took quite a hit there! He is holding his back!

Bloodbath: And Loverman is capitalizing with rapid boot stomps to his back. Munky flattens out to the mat...Loverman yanks him up off the ground and rolls him into the ring! Lover follows right in....Munky starting to get up and Loverman is taunting him....Munky up...and WHAM!!!!!! Loverman with a HUGE superkick that had to send a peice of jaw back into Munky's brain!

Marcus: Loverman loves it! He pulls up Monkey and is looking for his diving powerbomb here....Munky flips through it....Loverman whips around....Munky so fast....Black Tiger Bomb!!! Munky collapses though...he got that burst of energy out of nowhere!!!! Both men laid out in the center of the ring! Loverman was on a roll....but Munky came out of nowhere with that counter!!!! the ref is counting both these men out!

REF: 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9....10

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, both men have been counted out, therefore this match is a DRAW!

Bloodbath: A hard fought match by both men here, but neither man was able to get up, so this one's a draw.

Marcus: Unfortunate for both these guys, but I'm sure there'll be other days. Ok, coming up next, Escobar will take on Glass!

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Marcus: Alright, debut number 2 coming up, as Glass debuts against Escobar.

Bloodbath: Escobar really hasn't gotten off to a very good start at all in the UEW. We'll see if he can make up for it tonight, or if Glass can add to Escobar's less than perfect record.

Rick Cobbs: This next bout is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Coming to the ring first, with his manager Cindy.. from Miami, Florida, weighing 267 lbs... GLASS!

*Dr. Feelgood By Motley Crue plays as Cindy and Glass walk out to a sort of mixed reaction since no one really knows who this guy is. He swaggers down to the ring very arrogantly, sporting 3 tatoos, one of barbed wire and one of an angle with a chainsaw, one on each arm, and a large one across his stomach that says "Destroy". He gets to the ring and has Cindy open the ropes for him as he walks in.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent... with his manager, Chyna Doll... from Harlem, NY, weighing 245lbs... ESCOBAR!

*If I Ruled the World by Nas plays as Escobar and Chyna Doll walk out to mostly boos. He's wearing full suit. He walks to the ring completely ignoring the fans, not really caring about them. He gets to the ring and Chyna Doll opens the ropes for him, and he walks in and Chyna Doll takes his jacket off for him while Glass just looks at him with a "who does this guy think he is?" kinda look.*

Marcus: Alright, the bell rings and this match is underway! Glass immediatly runs at Escobar... Escobar with a drop toe hold! Glass hits face first on the mat! Escobar pops back up, and Glass gets back to his feet too. Glass runs at Escobar again, and Escobar takes him down with an arm drag!

Bloodbath: Glass back to his feet once again, and runs at Escobar again... Escobar with a hiptoss, taking Glass down once again! Glass slams hits hands on the mat, and now slides out of the ring to regroup as Cindy goes to his side.

Marcus: Escobar crouching waiting for Glass to get back into the ring, as Glass walks around outside. Glass now turns to climb into the ring, but Escobar runs at him, and... baseball slide sends Glass to the steel guardrails! Glass hits the back of his head on the steel, and Escobar rolls outside.

Bloodbath: Glass slowly to his feet and Escobar now grabs Glass by the hair, and... nails him with a stiff european uppercut! Glass staggers backwards, and now Escobar throws Glass back into the ring. Escobar gets back up on the apron, and Glass gets to his feet and runs at Escobar, but Escobar ducks and buries his shoulder into Glass's stomach! Escobar now jumps over Glass and... sunset flip!

REF: 1.

Marcus: Barely even a count as Glass kicks out. both men quickly back to their feet, and... Glass runs at Escobar and nails him with a Clothesline! Escobar goes down hard!

Bloodbath: Glass a bit heavier, and a few inches taller, obviously the bigger man, and he's gonna try and use his size to his advantage here. Escobar back up to his feet, and Glass now grabs him by the arm and whips him to the turnbuckle... Escobar hits back first, and Glass now walks in, and starts stomping Escobar in the stomach! just repeated boots to the stomach!

Marcus: Glass finally lets up, and grabs the hair of Escobar... he now picks him up, and... GUTBUSTER! Escobar goes down holding his stomach, and now Glass continues to stomp the midsection of Escobar!

Bloodbath: pretty good strategy here by Glass, you can't wrestle if you can't breath, and going for the midsection can knock the wind out of someone pretty quickly. Glass now picks Escobar up, and whips him to the ropes... Escobar comes back, and... Glass picks him up and drops him throat first across the top rope!

Marcus: Escobar goes down holding his throat! Glass now strutting around the ring, what the hell is he doing this for he should be staying on him!

Bloodbath: Well Glass must think he's got this one in the bag, because he's trying to play to the crowd, but the crowd is booing this guy, they don't really seem to like this guy now. Escobar now slowly getting to his feet again, as Glass turns around... Escobar with a small package!

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: Glass kicks out, and quickly gets back to his feet, as Escobar gets back to his feet too... Glass picks him up, and... BRAINBUSTER!

Bloodbath: Escobar was like an inch from getting a quick win here, and now he's laying there after a brutal brainbuster! Glass now kicks Escobar a couple times, then pulls him back to his feet. Glass whips Escobar to the ropes... Escobar comes back, and Glass puts his head down... Escobar stops in front of Glass, and grabs him by the neck, and... DDT!

Marcus: Great counter by Escobar, and Glass is down and holding his neck. Wait a minute, Cindy up on the apron now yelling at Escobar, as Glass slowly gets to his feet... Escobar turns around, and scoops Glass up, and slams him down again!

Bloodbath: I guess Escobar knew what was going on there, and Glass now back on the mat. Escobar now goes to the corner and climbs to the top rope! He jumps, and... FROG SPLASH!

Marcus: Escobar with perfect execution of that move, and now I think he's gonna try and put him away, he's motioning that he wants to finish him! he grabs Glass by the foot, and spins him over, this could be the Hostile Takeover... it is! he's got it locked on!

Bloodbath: they're in the middle of the ring too, Glass screaming in pain... and now he taps!

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... ESCOBAR!

Marcus: Escobar wins one! he gets his first win here in the UEW, and Glass starts his UEW career with a loss.

Bloodbath: Not a great way to start off, but perhaps he'll have brighter days to come... alright, up next, the final debut of the night as Deathrow will take on God of Thunder!

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Marcus: We're back, and we got the last debut of the night right now. Newcomer Deathrow vs God of Thunder.

Bloodbath: God of Thunder hasn't wrestled in a while, and Deathrow hasn't wrestled yet at all here in the UEW, and both these guys are over 300lbs! this may prove to be an interesting match, so lets not wait any longer.

Rick Cobbs: This next bout is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Coming to the ring first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 347lbs... DEATHROW!

*Sairin Through My Rearview By Tupac plays as Deathrow walks out to another mixed reaction. He's wearing baggy shorts, and a New York Yankees Jersey, with a gold chain around his neck. He walks down the aisle badmouthing the crowd, which starts to turn the mixed reaction into boos. he gets to the ring and climbs up the steps then into the ring.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent... with his manager, The Ring Master... from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 301lbs... GOD OF THUNDER!

*God of Thunder by Kiss plays as God of Thunder and The Ring Master both walk out to cheering. God of Thunder has black and white facepaint, and is wearing black leather pants and a black leather jacket with spikes. He gets to the ring and throws the jacket off, and slides into the ring as Deathrow immediatly attacks him.*

Marcus: and this one is on! Deathrow not wasting time in his debut here, laying the boots to God of Thunder. Deathrow lets God of Thunder gets back to his feet, and now grabs him by the arm, and whips him to the ropes... God of Thunder comes back, and... Deathrow brings his knee up into God of Thunder's stomach, and God of Thunder goes down!

Bloodbath: Deathrow now pulls God of Thunder back to his feet and punches him in the face! and again! and again! backing him into the corner! Deathrow now nails God of Thunder again in the face, and now grabs his arm, and whips him to the opposite corner... God of Thunder hits chest first, and staggers backwards... Deathrow walks towards him and grabs him in a waistlock, and... RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!

Marcus: Deathlock really going for big moves early, he's obviously trying to finish this one as quickly as possible. Deathrow now pulls God of Thunder back to his feet... God of Thunder with a quick body shot, and another... Deathrow backs up, and God of Thunder grabs him by the arm and whips him to the ropes... Deathrow comes back, and God of Thunder nails him with a hard lariat!

Bloodbath: Deathrow goes down holding the back of his neck. God of Thunder stomps Deathrow in the ribs, and again... and now he lets Deathrow get back to his feet... God of Thunder now grabs Deathrow by the head and puts him in a side headlock... and starts running... Bulldog Headlock by God of Thunder!

Marcus: Deathrow back down on the canvas again, and God of Thunder now starts stomping him again repeatedly! look at him go, walking around him and stomping him! 4 times, 5 times, 6 times, 7 times, in the face and the chest! He now stops, and jumps up... and nails him with an elbowdrop!

Bloodbath: God of Thunder keeping Deathrow on the mat here, but now Deathrow attempting to get to his feet. God of Thunder pulls him all the way back to his feet, and now whips him to the ropes... Deathrow comes back, and God of Thunder tries for a clothesline, but Deathrow ducks... Deathrow hits the other ripes, and comes back, and nails him with a clothesline of his own!

Marcus: Deathrow now runs to the ropes again, comes back, and jumps up... and nails God of Thunder with a legdrop! Deathrow quickly back to his feet again, and he pulls God of Thunder up with him, and kicks him in the stomach, and... PILEDRIVER! and a cover by Deathrow!

REF: 1......2...

Bloodbath: God of Thunder kicks out. Deathrow didn't have a very good cover anyway, I think he knew that he couldn't put him away. Deathrow now rolls outside, and... he grabs two chairs! God of Thunder slowly getting to his feet, as Deathrow rolls into the ring.

Marcus: Deathrow drops one of the chairs on the mat, and grabs the other chair with both hands and waits for God of Thunder to get back to his feet... Deathrow swings, and God of Thunder ducks! God of Thunder kicks Deathrow in the stomach, forcing him to drop the chair, and... God of Thunder with a DDT on the chair!

Bloodbath: Deathrow goes down again, and God of Thunder now gets the other chair, and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Deathrow back to his feet, and God of Thunder grabs Deathrow by the hair on the back of his head, and runs... BULLDOG VARIATION INTO THE CHAIR!

Marcus: Deathrow is bleeding a little bit here now, as God of Thunder now grabs both chairs and sets them up facing each other, so it's like a mini-table! God of Thunder grabs Deathrow by the hair to pull him back to his feet... Deathrow with a low blow on God of Thunder!

Bloodbath: God of Thunder not liking that I'm sure! Deathrow now sets him up, and... POWERBOMB ON THE TWO CHAIRS! Deathrow now kicks the bent up chairs out of the way, and goes for a cover!

REF: 1......2.....

Marcus: NO! God of Thunder kicks out! I don't know how though, that was an insane powerbomb! Deathrow now back to his feet, and pulls God of Thunder up with him. Deathrow throws a punch... God of Thunder blocks it! Deathrow throws another punch, and God of Thunder blocks again! God of Thunder with a kick to the stomach on Deathrow, and... ACE CRUSHER! Deathrow goes down, and God of Thunder makes a cover!

REF: 1......2....

Bloodbath: Deathrow has his foot on the rope! God of Thunder seems to have this one here... he pulls Deathrow back up, and... Deathrow kicks God of Thunder in the stomach, and... FISHERMAN SUPLEX! both men's shoulders are down, and the ref is making the count!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Marcus: The ref is going over to Rick Cobbs now, and I don't think either man was able to get a shoulder up, lets see what Rick Cobbs has to say...

Rick Cobbs: Folks, both mens shoulders were down, therefore, this match is a DRAW!

Bloodbath: Well, two draws and one loss, no one debuting here tonight really did that well at all... both men are now leaving unhappy with that I'm sure.

Marcus: Well no one can be happy with a draw or a loss, everyone wants the big W, especially in their first match. Ok, we're gonna take a break now...

*Genocide, by Steve Vai plays as Jaguar walks out, to a fairly mixed reaction, cheers from his true fans, but boos from all the Immortal fans. he quickly gets to the ring, and grabs the mic out of Rick Cobbs' hand.*

Jaguar: You people ready to see some serious bloodshed? Cause there's gonna be immortal blood staining this ring as I take that National Title belt! Oh, yes, Immortal. I'm gonna take it from you, no questions about it. Even if it does mean I must take the title of "Midcard King," which is more suited to you.And, Lard Ass, if you're going to interfere, better bring a tourniquet, 'cause you're gonna need one to stop the bleeding by the time I'm through! Also, while I'm out here, I got something else to say: Kon, you think you can take me? Well, this Supercard, why don't we find out? So, I'm challenging you: No Ropes Razor Wire match for the Universal Title! What da ya say to that, huh, 'champ'? Whether you deserve that belt more than AC is irrelevant. I could beat either of you on my worst day! So, Kon, see you at Slaughter? Heh heh, come prepared to lose. To all of you jobbers and so-called 'champs' out there, prepare to be Slain. By. The... DARKNESS!!!

*Jaguar tilts his head back and lets loose a purely animal roar that reverberates throughout the entire building, leaves the ring and struts back up the ramp.*

Bloodbath: Ok, NOW are we gonna take that break?

Marcus: Yeah, I guess so... coming up next, I don't friggen know... just stick around.