*Blood by KMFDM plays as Bloodbath and Marcus Williams walk out to the ring, as they always do each and every Wednesday. They get to the ring, and Rick Cobbs hands Marcus the mic.*

Marcus: WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY NIGHT CHAOS! it's 4 months and counting for the UEW! And tonight, we announce the big plans for the next SuperCard!

Bloodbath: That's right, because this will be the big SuperCard of the year, and who better to name it after than me? That's right, UEW: BLOODBATH will go down this month on a TUESDAY instead of a Sunday... Tuesday, March 30th to be exact. It's gonna be a hell of a card I'm sure, although not much is signed yet, we do know that the Universal Heavyweight Title will have a new owner!

Marcus: Yes, Hopefully we'll hear from AC tonight, and get more information on his condition, but there's no possible way he can wrestle after that car accident that injured his already bad knee, and since there's a rule that the Universal Heavyweight Title MUST be defended at every SuperCard, we'll have to strip him of the title!

Bloodbath: How will it happen you ask? well, although we don't know the names that'll be in it yet, we will hold a 1 night, 4 man mini-tournament to crown the new champion! so right there is 3 matches signed already, plus the other 3 titles will be defended, the only actual match signed so far will be Immortal vs Phobos for the UEW National Championship. Immortal has pinned Phobos' shoulders to the mat on two occasions, so the UEW feels he probably deserves a shot at the damn title.

Marcus: Yeah... we'll see if lightning can strike three times in the same place, I don't mean just in the same ring, I mean the same building because we're too cheap to travel, but this city sure loves it! so folks, stick around, when we come back, we'll get this night started!

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Marcus: Alright, we're back, and... wait, we're getting word that the cameras in the back are picking something up, lets go to that right now!

*The camera goes to the back outside of the arena where we can see a black Mustang coming flying down the street. It stop infront of the UEW building and the car lower down and than four men exit the car, we can see that one of the men is Justin Funk, and another is Big Nasty JC Rhymes, and the other two men are the men from last Wednesday nights attack on Cross and Rhymes. The men begin talking to each other and than begin to laugh, a camera man runs to the back and goes up to them.*

Funk: We really punk out those assholes last week, but that�s just the beginning for the whole UEW right, Big Man.

Rhymes: Your damn fuckn� right, it�s time we get back to our roots.

*Than the four men see the cameraman and they don�t look to please.*

Funk: Get the fuck out of here, before we kick your fuckn� ass all over this parking lot.

*Big Nasty pushes the cameraman to the cement and than the four men enter the arena.*

Funk: It�s time that we let the whole UEW what the hell is going on, let�s go to the ring and speak on this shit.

*The four men are now making there way in the direction of the entrance way to the ring.*

Nasty: Let�s give these fuckn� assholes out here something to get excitied about, hit the music.

*Bow Down by Westside Connection begins to blast over the PA, than Funk, Nasty, and the other two men come threw the entrance way and the crowd begin to scream and boos as soon as they are in sight they really, really hate these men.*

Marcus: What the hell are these guys trying to prove here.

Bloodbath: It looks like they have something to say, maybe we will find out who these other two men are that attack Cross and Rhymes last week.

*Funk, Nasty and the other two men enter the ring and Funk grabs the mic from Rick Cobbs and pushes him to the mat.*

Funk: Get the hell out of my ring, and sit your sorry punk ass down before I put my foot up your asshole.

*Cobbs exits the ring.*

Funk: Now, now, now, it appears to me that the boys are back in town. But it seems by the reaction of your motherfuckn� assholes you aren�t to pleased to see us.

*The crowd is booing and now throwing beer and pop glass into the ring.*

Funk: Thanks a lot I really need a drink. Now last week you the fans and the whole UEW roster saw what happens to people that come in the way of my revolution.

*Funk begins to laugh.*

Funk: From now on anyone who comes in the way of my revolution will end of just like Cross and that fool Rhymes did last week right BigNasty.

*Funk throws the mic to JC Rhymes.*

Rhymes: Yeah, it time that I get back to my roots. I have seen really in my liftetime, back I have never seem such a stupid motherfucker like Stevie Rhymes in my whole god damn lifetime. Yes he is my brother, but he didn�t see I good deal when it�s handed to him. We gave you the world and what do you do to repay us, you accuse the MAN himself of attacking you. Well you found out what happens to people that get in the way of me and my real brothers. And for Cross he was just another peddle in the water, that we decided to sink.

*Big Nasty handles the mic over to Funk.*

Funk: The time has come, and from now on the UEW will be run by my rules and it�s my time to rule. Now from now on you will no longer refer to me as �Next Franchise� what a fucked up name that was, from this day on you picks of shits you refer to me as Tha Don Mega Justin Funk. And my revolution is called the Compton Connection, and we will rule the entire UEW before the dust settles from the AC and Felon storm. And after the dust settles, we will see Tha Don Mega will the gold around the waist of the best damn wrestler in the UEW.

*The four men begin to exit the ring and than Funk stops and grabs the mic from the mat.*

Funk: Oh yeah, I just about forgot to introduce you to my two new buddies. My I introduce to two of the toughest son of bitches on the streets of Compton they are Ice Man and Silk da Shark.

*Silk da Shark grabs the mic from Funk.*

Shark: COMPTON CONNECTION IS IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!.. And you stupid motherfucker better shit down and shut your fuckn� mouths.

*The crowd begins to boo.*

Shark: You stupid motherfucker better shut up and listen to that I have to say. Now last week you saw the true power of the Compton Connection, and what�s in the future for the rest of the UEW. Cross and Rhymes it wasn�t anything personal last week it was just business, you were great examples for the UEW. You let you show the whole UEW our true power.

*Silk drops the mic and than Funk grabs it once again.*

Funk: Yeah Bloodbath, the boys are now back in town and there are more of these men on the way. So what the fuck are you going to do, whomever you throw at us we will destroy the Compton way. So lineup up your best, or just give us all the gold right now and save us the time.

*Bow Down begins to blast over the PA again and the Compton Connection exit the ring and begin to go to the locker room arena.*

Bloodbath: Well, looks like the UEW's got a challenge, Funk here ditching the Prestige, Power and Pain for the Compton Connection. And remember folks, later tonight Big Nasty JC Rhymes will take on Kon, who I'm sure probably isn't too pleased with these guys calling themselves the Compton Connection, seeing as he's from Compton, and as far as I know, at least two of these guys aren't.

Marcus: well, as you said, that's later, but coming up next The Family will take on the Death Squad!

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Marcus: Alright, finally we got some action coming your way! tag team action to be exact, so Rick Cobbs, take 'er away!

*Rick Cobbs stands in the ring not looking too happy, mumbling about how he doesn't get payed enough for this job*

Rick Cobbs: This opening bout is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Coming to the ring first, from Brooklyn NY and Las Vegas Nevada Respectivly... at a total combined weight of 595lbs... Killer Kid, and The Protector... THE DEATH SQUAD!

*Killer Kid and The Protector walk out to some fairly loud booing. Killer Kid and Protector don't even pay any attention to the fans, they just walk to the ring focused on getting ready to kick some ass. Both men are in their usual Leather Pants, and long dark black hair. They get to the ring, and Killer Kid goes through the ropes, while Protector steps right over the top rope.*

Rick Cobbs: And their opponents... with their manager, Andrew Gerbus... from Mexico, at a total combined weight of 525lbs... John "Madness" Gerbus, and "The Godfather" Wild Chico... THE FAMILY!

*The Family walk out together, to a mixed reaction, but more cheering than boos. They walk to the ring starring at the Death Squad, who are calling them on, trying to get this match going right away. Gerbus and Chico slide into the ring, and Killer Kid and Protector attack them immediatly.*

Bloodbath: And here we go! The Death Squad starts stomping the Family before they can fully get into the ring! Protector now pulls Gerbus to his feet, and whips him right over the top rope! Killer Kid pulls Chico to his feet, Protector comes over to where he is, and they both throw Chico to the ropes... Chico comes back, and... Double Back Body Drop!

Marcus: The ref now telling the Death Squad that one of them has to leave the ring, and Protector walks over to his corner, and steps over the top rope onto the apron. Chico to his feet, Killer Kid grabs Chico by the hair with his left, and nails him with a hard right hand! Chico staggers backwards, and Killer Kid runs at him and nails him with a hard lariat!

Bloodbath: Killer Kid and Protector with the definate size advantage here, and they're really using it to their advantage. Gerbus gets back on the apron now, as Killer Kid pulls Chico back to his feet, and throws him to his corner as Protector puts his boot up, and Chico runs face first into Protector's boot and falls backwards! Killer Kid walks to the corner, and tags in The Protector!

Marcus: Protector steps over the top rope, and now both men start laying the boots to Chico! Killer Kid steps onto the apron, and Protector pulls Chico back to his feet, and whips him to the ropes... Chico comes back, and... PROTECTOR WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM!

Bloodbath: amazing show of power by the 7 foot tall Protector. Chico holding his back in pain, and Protector walks around a bit, waiting for Chico to get to his feet. He does, and Protector goes for a clothesline... Chico ducks! Chico turns around, and kicks Protector in the stomach, and... DDT's him!

Marcus: Chico now gets to his corner, and tags in Gerbus! Gerbus pulls Protector to his feet, and whips him hard to the turnbuckle! Protector hits chest first, and staggers backwards... Gerbus picks him up, and... BACK SUPLEX!

Bloodbath: Protector goes down hard, holding the back of his neck! Gerbus now pulls the big man to his feet, and... DDT's him! Protector getting DDT's from both men now! and Gerbus goes for the cover!

REF: 1......2..

Marcus: Protector kicks out, as Killer Kid was about to make the save, but I guess it was unnecessary there. Killer Kid goes back to the corner, as Gerbus pulls Protector to his feet, and drags him towards his corner and tags Chico back in. Both men now pick Protector up, and... DOUBLE VERTICAL SUPLEX!

Bloodbath: great move right there, and now the Family pulls Protector back to his feet, and whips him to the ropes... they go for a double clothesline, but Protector ducks under, and comes back... and nails both men with a double clothesline of his own!

Marcus: Gerbus rolls back out, and Protector tags Killer Kid back in! Killer Kid now pulls Chico back to his feet, and sets him up... PILEDRIVER! and a cover by Killer Kid!

REF: 1......2....

Bloodbath: Gerbus in to make the save! the ref tells Gerbus to get out of the ring, and he does. Wild Chico taking the most of the beating here, as Killer Kid pulls Chico to his feet, and tags the Protector back in.

Marcus: Protector climbs in, and shoves Chico into the corner, Killer Kid gets on the apron, and starts choking Chico with the tag rope, as Protector kicks him in the stomach!

Bloodbath: That's called good teamwork right there. Gerbus climbs in the ring to help his partner, but the ref holds him back and tells him to get back to his corner. Killer Kid stops choking Chico, and Protector now pulls Chico out of the corner, picks him up, and... POWERBOMBS HIM DOWN! and makes a cover!

REF: 1......2.....

Marcus: NO! Gerbus comes in and makes the save just in time! Protector now tags Killer Kid back in, and he pulls Chico to his feet, and whips him to the ropes... Killer Kid puts his head down... Chico stops right in front of him! Killer Kid slowly stands up, and Chico scoops him up into Fireman's Carry position, and... MAFIA KILLER!

Bloodbath: Mafia Killer puts Killer Kid out of it, and Chico slowly now trying to make the tag! Killer Kid kinda close to his corner already from the poor placement of that move, and he tags Protector back in... Chico gets to his corner, and makes the tag! Gerbus comes in, and nails Protector with a right hand! and another! Protector staggers backwards, into a neutral corner.

Marcus: Gerbus now lifts Protector up onto the top rope, and... CHOKESLAM FROM THE TOP ROPE! Gerbus goes for a cover!

REF: 1......2.....

Bloodbath: Killer Kid makes the save! Chico back in, and he clotheslines Killer Kid! Killer Kid gets back to his feet, but staggers backwards towards the ropes, and Chico clotheslines him over the top rope! Gerbus pulls Protector to his feet, and... URANAGE! Chico now climbs the top rope, and... SHOOTING STAR PRESS! and the ref makes the count!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here are your winners... "The Godfather" Wild Chico, and John "Madness" Gerbus... THE FAMILY!

Marcus: The Family wins, with the move they call Welcome to the Family! Alright folks, we got lots more great action coming up, so stick around and we'll be right back!

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Marcus: We all saw last week as the Lard Ass came out here and destroyed his opponent, right here in spight of the fact that no one seemed to think he would...Lard Ass Chilly bunns has returned this week, this week a little different enemy a little more seasoned. Triple E Elite Eric Ego.

Bloodbath: I like the guy... Chilly Bunn's body can make you want to puke, but his moves will put you away.

Marcus: His moves can lead to you getting scraped off the mat with a spatula, but enough about that, I for one am surprised that Ego accepted this match. Ego is the kind of guy that thinks he is more important then anybody in the federation, and he must think Lard ass is just a joke....much like I did, but my eyes were opened....will Egos?

Bloodbath: Ego's eyes may just be burst out his head if Lard Ass hits his finisher.

Marcus: True true. Let's get to the ring Rick Cobbs take it away.

*Rick Cobbs comes out looking a little people friendly and a little bit stand offish*

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen This bout is set for one fall....and if Chilly bunns is the guy that falls it's scheduled for a 3.5 Earthquake as well. The time limit, like tons a fun can make it that far is twenty minutes. Introducing first the most out of shape gut wrenchingly foul man in all of sports, standing 6'2" and weihing in at a staggering 348 pounds this is the LARD ASS Chilly Bunns!!!!

*"Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap blows up over the arena and the sounds of back firing explode behind the curtain and slowly a bowed out golf cart carrying loads a laughs himself comes sputtering through the curtain. At the top of the ramp the cart finally pops and steam and smoke rise up from the busted machine. Bunns looks ready to cry the crowd laughs he kicks the cart and starts to rumble to the ring.*

Rick Cobbs: doihavetowaitforhimtogethere...nook....And his opponent for the evening....Standing 6'2" 279 pounds from Los Angeles California....This is Elite Eric Ego!!!!!

*"We are the Champions" starts to play and Ego and his Valet Moonlight come through the curtain to some nice heat. Ego looks at Bunns still scooting to the ring, and shakes his head.*

DING DING DING

Marcus: There is the bell and neither man is in the ring yet...Ego still watching in amazement as the Lard Ass clumps to the ring. Moonlight is holding her mouth like she wants to vomit....and Ego is sending her to the back. Now Ego racing down the ramp....right behind Bunns...Leaps and a knee right into the small of the back...sending Bunns stumbling into the apron.

Bloodbath: I have yet to see Bunns move that fast...and Ego is all over him! Ego grabbing the back of his head and slams Bunns face right into the apron...and Ego seems to be disgusted by all the sweat on his hands from Bunns' head. Ego is "grossed out!" And Bunns is getting right...Ego is too busy trying to wipe the sweat off his hands....

Marcus: Ego doesn't see it and Bunns with a huge double axe handle flattens Eric right out on the side of the ring! Ego lands hard and Bunns is all over him....Rights and lefts not too fast but definetly backed with some heavy hands if you smell what Marcus is cookin.

Bloodbath: Bunns pulling up Ego now...and lifts him over his head...and slowly waling with that gorilla type press....and drops Ego neck first over the rail! Man oh man the impact of that one could have ended the career of Ego!

*The fans are loving this though they don't seem to be backing either man.*

Marcus: Bunns now drops a knee right down on the small of Ego's back...Ego is hurting and hurting bad! Bunns now pulling Ego back up to his feet...grabbing the arm of Ego...and using a huge jarring shoulder breaker to send Ego back to the concrete! This is amazing! Bunns is demolishing Eric Ego!

Bloodbath: Eric Ego starting to get back up and Bunns rolling his largeness up onto the apron. Ego slowly rolling up into the ring after Bunns it is clear that Ego's shoulder did indeed take the brunt of that impact. Ego is having a hard time getting to his feet, so is Bunns but for a different reason.

Marcus: Ego up first....and charges after the still rising Bunns nailing him with a boot to the ribs! Man you think he felt that?

Bloodbath: Not sure.

Marcus: Ego moving quickly now, we may not like Ego but he is a competitor. Racing up the ropes...and do you believe this Moonsault off the corner...and Bunns is up....and he caught him!!!! Bunns is holding him right there....upside down....this is amazing!!! Front Slam from the Lard Ass!!!! That took all the wind out of the body of Ego!

Bloodbath: Ass back into the ropes gets a little momentum and drops a huge elbow into the chest of Ego! God how in the hell is he able to keep moving?!? Ego trying to get up and Bunns pulls him upto his feet, and headbutts him back down to the mat! Ego is in a great deal of trouble...it really almost shocks me how the hell this big man can pound an opponent and move at the speed of a snail on dramamine.

*The fans are going wild as Bunns does a little posing then wipes his hand in his arm pit.*

Marcus: What the hell is that all about?!? This Chilly Bunns is about the nastiest smelling bastard I have ever laid my eyes on...but this is going some where I don't like....Bunns having just pulled his hand through is sweat soaked armpit....now palms the face of the laid out Ego...AND THAT BRINGS EGO RIGHT BACK TO LIFE!!!!! EGO TRYING DESPERATELY TO GET THAT STINK PALM OFF HIS FACE!!!!!!

Bloodbath: Look up the ramp here comes Moonlight again...with a large Roast Beef...What the hell is this?!? Moonlight can cook?

Marcus: You'd have to ask Ego about that but here she comes to the ringside....The ref is in position....

Ref: 1......2...

Bloodbath: Bunns sees Moonlight with that food....he turns his attention to her...and breaks the stink palm... He is just begging for a taste....Ego from behind with a low blow! Bunns turns and clotheslines Ego right to the mat! Ego pops back up....Bunns looking pissed but holding the jewels with one hand and holding himself up on the ropes with the other...

Marcus: Ego kicks Bunns, and now drags him to the middle of the ring, and goes for a bodyslam... no! Bunns falls right on top of Ego! Bunns gets right back up off of Ego, and stands over him... VELVETY CHEEK DROP SQUAT! and the ref makes the count!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... LARD ASS CHILLY BUNNS!

Bloodbath: Well I don't believe it, Lard Ass wins two in a row here, and now he rolls out of the ring, and steals the Roast Beef from Moonlight, and starts eating it like an apple!

Marcus: He's going to town on that thing as he walks to the back, I guess he feels that's his reward for winning. Ok, lets put all this ugliness behind us, and go to a commercial break, when we come back, Shank and Jaguar will lock up!

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Marcus: Alright, here we go with some Jr. Heavyweight Action! this is what makes the UEW great...

Bloodbath: Uh, Marc, first off, the hardcore weird ass stipulations you make up all the time is what makes the UEW great, and second, there's only one Jr. Heavyweight involved... the champ Shank! Jaguar is out of the Jr. Heavyweight weight-class.

Marcus: Well, I stand corrected.

Bloodbath: Marc, you're sitting... man, you just can't get anything right!

Marcus: God Damnit! Rick, do your thing!

Rick Cobbs: This next match is a non-title match, scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring first, from Brasilia, Brazil, weighing 250lbs... JAGUAR!

*Genocide by Steve Vai plays as Jaguar runs out, running towards the ring. The fans boo as Jaguar quickly makes his way to the ring, looking major angry. He gets into the ring, and antagonizes the crowd a little, showing his sharp teeth and yelling at the crowd.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent... from The Asylum, weighing 195lbs... The UEW JR. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... SHANK!

*Dragula by Rob Zombie plays as Shank is shoved out, his hands cuffed, and the UEW Jr. Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist, instead of in a jar like a few weeks back. Shank doesn't look to happy, and the crowd seems a little confused. the camera zooms in and you see one of the guards has a black eye, and the other has a bit of dried blood coming out of nose, and what looks to be teeth marks on his hand. The guards uncuff Shank, and shove him into the ring.*

Bloodbath: Well, I don't know what this was all about, Shank looks a little slow here, and... it looks like there's some bruises on his arms and back and chest... here comes one of the guards... excuse me, sir, what happened here? Why is Shank all bruised up and why did he come to the ring cuffed?

*one of the guards puts on a set of headphones*

Guard: There was a bit of a problem with Shank, and we had to restrain him.

Marcus: Looks like you did a little more than restrain him.

Guard: it was necessary to use force. *the guard takes the headphones off*

Bloodbath: Ok... well, Jaguar is taking it right to Shank, while we were talking to that guy Jaguar started punching him, now he whips him to the ropes... Shank comes back, and Jaguar nails him with a back elbow!

Marcus: This might be a tough one for Shank, not only because of the weight disadvantage, but because he was beaten by the guards earlier already. Jaguar now pulls Shank back to his feet, and whips him to the turnbuckle with force! Shank hits hard back first, and Jaguar runs in, and nails him with a clothesline! Shank staggers forward a bit, and falls face first to the mat.

Bloodbath: Yeah, Shank doesn't look like he's in very good shape here, and I think this one could be over quick. Jaguar pulls Shank to his feet once again, and sets him up and... PILEDRIVER! Shank goes down, and Jaguar makes a cover!

REF: 1......2..

Marcus: Shank gets a shoulder up! Jaguar looking pretty pleased with himself, he figures he's got this one in the bag already!

Bloodbath: Well he should be happy, the guards basically did his job for him! Jaguar stomps Shank a few times, and now taunts him to get up. Shank slowly attempts to get up, and Jaguar grabs him by the hair, and sets him up... and POWERBOMBS HIM DOWN! Shank hits hard, holding onto the back of his neck, and Jaguar makes another cover!

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: NO! Shank gets a shoulder up again, and Jaguar now yells at the ref, telling him to speed the count up. Jaguar now pulls Shank to his feet, and throws him to the ropes... Jaguar sticks out his arm for a clothesline... Shank stops, and grabs Jaguars arm, and sinks his teeth into his bicep!

Bloodbath: Jaguar in pain from this! Shank keeps on biting him, and now he releases it, and kicks Jaguar in the balls! Jaguar bows down in pain, and Shank grabs him by the head, and... DDT!

Marcus: Jaguar goes down hard, and he's hurt in 3 places at once here, his arm, his neck, and his groin! Shank now pulls Jaguar up, and scoop slams him right back down near a corner! Shank climbs to the top rope, looks back, and... MOONSAULT! and he stays on for a cover!

REF: 1......2..

Bloodbath: Jaguar kicks out! Shank now shaking off his two earlier beatings, and pulls Jaguar back to his feet... Jaguar starts biting Shank in the forehead!

Marcus: Both these men a little bit sick this way. Jaguar now stops biting him, and punches him in the face right where he was biting him, opening up a bit of a cut there! Shank fires back with another punch of his own! and another! Shank now runs to the ropes, Shank comes back, Jaguar goes for a clothesline, but Shank ducks, and comes off the opposite ropes... and nails him with a spinning heel kick! Jaguar goes down and slides out of the ring!

Bloodbath: Shank now sets up as Jaguar walks around the ring taking a breather, Shank now runs at Jaguar, and... SUCIDE DIVE! Jaguar slams the back of his head on the steel guard rails! and both men are down!

Marcus: Shank slowly now getting back up, the guards are now on either side of him to make sure that he doesn't do anything completely insane, as if it's possible for Shank to not do something insane. Jaguar now slowly gets up holding the back of his head. Shank grabs him and throws him back into the ring, then rolls back into the ring himself.

Bloodbath: Jaguar gets to his feet, as Shank goes for a kick to the midsection... Jaguar catches his foot! Shank hops around on one foot, then... INSUGIRI! and Jaguar goes down in a heap! Shank goes for the cover!

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: NO! Jaguar gets a shoulder up! Shank now pulls Jaguar to his feet... and Jaguar hits him with a low blow!

Bloodbath: Both these men using every dirty trick in the book to gain an advantage. Jaguar now rolls out of the ring, and starts searching under the ring... and pulls out a table!

Marcus: Jaguar slides the table into the ring, and sets it up as Shank is still in a bit of pain here. Jaguar pulls Shank to his feet, and drags him over to the table... and sets him up... POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! and a cover by Jaguar!

REF: 1......2.....

Bloodbath: NO! Shank just gets a shoulder up! I thought this one was over right there!

Marcus: Apparently Jaguar thought so too. He's looking pretty frustrated here, and now he kicks the remains of the table out of the ring, and rolls outside... and gets another table! He slides it in, and rolls in to set it up, as Shank is still laying there, blood running down his face from being bitten, and all bruised up from the guards!

Bloodbath: Jaguar now pulls Shank to his feet, and drags him over to the table again... he sets him up for another Powerbomb... NO! Shank counters with a Frankensteiner and Jaguar goes through the table!

Marcus: Shank coming back once again, he now pulls Jaguar to his feet, and sets him up on the top rope! Shank climbs up, and, I think we're gonna see a Frankensteiner from the top... NO! Shank jumped up and tried it, but Jaguar his holding onto his waist! He now gets control of Shank, and... JUNGLE KILL! The Piledriver from the top rope! Jaguar regains his composure, and covers Shank!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... JAGUAR!

Marcus: Jaguar gets the win! I'd normally consider that an upset, but Shank had the disadvantage of being beaten before this match even started, that's not really fair at all. The guards come back in, and handcuff Shank and drag him out of the ring, and folks we gotta take another break, so stick around, it's not like there's anything better to watch on a Wednesday Night!