*Blood by KMFDM plays as Bloodbath and Marcus Williams walk out. They get to the ring and Marcus gets a mic from Rick Cobbs.*

Marcus: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to WEDNESDAY NIGHT CHAOS! It's three months and counting for the organization people said wouldn't last a week! And we got a great card tonight! 3 matches to decide #1 Contenders, a championship match, a great grudge-by-assosiation match, and the wrestling debut of Immortal!

Bloodbath: Oh yeah, I can't wait... you can see that the ropes haven't been even put up yet, there's a reason for that of course... our first match tonight is a No Rope Barbed Wire Match! So Screw the long-winded bullshit that we usually do at the start of these friggen things, we're gonna take a break right now, the boys in the back will come out here and string up the barbed wire, and we'll have ourselves a match here! #1 Contender for the Cruiserweight Championship coming up next!

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Marcus: We're ready to tee up the first match of the night and get things going here. This match up is for the shot at the UEW Jr. Heavy Weight title. The winner here is going to become the number one contender. Last week Oz was in a match with the same stakes only facing Jack Savage, he lost in that outing, and hopefully this time will have a little better luck.

Bloodbath: His opponent, who I believe holds the record for the longest name in the history of the UEW is no slouch either. This one is just waiting to explode. You know guys with nicknames like this guys, makes me glad that people like AC have the curtousey to keep is real short.

Marcus: "The Kansas Kamikaze" Nicolas Harris is a mouth full, but in this opening bout he is going to be facing off with a guy who will be more then happy to fill his mouth with his boots, let's get to the ring and get this night started.

*Rick Cobbs rumbles into the ring looking a little bit country a little bit industrial rock n roll.*

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to UEW Wednesday night Chaos. This opening bout is for the number one contenders spot for the UEW Jr. heavy weight title, and it is a NO ROPE BARBED WIRE MATCH! Intoducing first, from Bellevue Newyork, and weighing in at 235, and standing 6 feet tall this is Oswald OZ Sanders.

*The fans start to boo, and scream at him as he walks through the entrance, with "Insane" by Cypress Hill in the back ground. Dr. Katie Potter walks out shortly behind him clapping her hands and pissing off the fans as she ignores their disrespect.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent for this evening, from Hays Kansas, standing 6 foot tall and weighing in at 235 lbs. this is "The Kansas Kamikaze" Nicolas Harris!!!!!!!

*"Wildside" by Motley Crue starts to blare, as Harris steps through the curtains, the fans come alive, as he runs down the aisle looking ready for action. Sporting a football jersey and peircings all over his body. Harris comes right into the ring.*

Bloodbath: This Harris is quite an interesting guy. Loads of experience for such a young guy, but with an opponent like Oz you never know quite what he is going to throw at you. Both men taking this slow waiting for the bell Potter has a few words with Oz...

DING DING DING

Marcus: And we are off! Harris and Oz circling....Oz charges in at Harris...Harris flings Oz past him and into the barbed wire!....Oz staggers forward, and Harris grabs him in a HUGE swinging neck breaker!!!! What an opening assault from Harris....Oz is able to get back to his feet rather quickly. Oz looks pissed, and starts swinging right out of the booth.

Bloodbath: Harris and Oz nailing one another with repeated hard body and face shots! What heavy lumber these guys are tossing back and forth. Oz coming in with a little quicker more anger driven punches, backs Harris into the corner...then hip tosses him out into the middle of the rign! Oz right on top of him straddling him and laying in some hard rights and lefts!

Marcus: Harris is rolling it over....he does it...and starts to thump in the face of Oz! Harris grabbs the back of Oz' head and starts to riddle him with unforgiving rights! Harris is a trained fighter and showing that now, as he leaps up off of Oz and pulls him to his feet. Harris backs up near the barbed wire,runs, and leaps...HURRICANRANAS Oz down....Harris rolls up the legs and has a pin applied...this could be it!

Ref: 1......2

Bloodbath: Oz out just at the 2. Harris is pulling Oz back up....Oz with a double ax handle to the gut of Harris....then a weak and desperate looking ddt. Katie Potter is getting involved from the outside and sliding a chair into the ring for her man in there. Oz slowly getting up to his feet sees the chair and unfolds it in the middle of the ring....Then pulls up the already climbing Harris to his feet....

Marcus: Oz whips Harris to the barbed wire...Harris staggers forward....Oz drops....BACK BODY DROP LAUNCHES HARRIS INTO THE AIR AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE CHAIR IN THE DEAD CENTER OF THE RING!!!!!!

*The fans start to chant "UEW UEW UEW!!!!!"*

Bloodbath: That was awesome!!!! Oz pulls up Harris and scoop slams him right back down on top of that chair. Oz is on a roll now! He now backs up a bit and runs... and crushes all 235 pounds down onto the body of Harris! The Doc and the patient here have turned this one all around in like three seconds. Potter is looking pretty proud of herself out here, and Harris is looking bloody in the ring, not that that is new to him.

Marcus: Oz has Harris up to his feet now and is pulling him into the corner....and attempting....AND HITTING A TORNADO DDT RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!!! Harris is getting his ass handed to him in there! And the fans are getting a little pissed! Look as Oz turns his attention to the fans...Harris is starting to actually get back to his feet, I don't believe that I am actually seeing this!!!! he is scooping up what is left of the chair and Oz doesn't see it coming...

*THE CROWD BLOWS THE ROOF OFF WHEN HARRIS BRINGS THE CHAIR DOWN ON THE BACK OF OZ'S HEAD!*

Bloodbath: Harris is going nuts now wipping the blood out of his eyes and splattering it all over the floor. Oz is trying to get back to his feet....and Harris climbs up the corner....and missile drop kicks the hell out of Oz....oz flies into the ropes....and Harris runs right in there....grabs a super fast front face lock and snap suplexes him over onto the chair.

Marcus: This is crazy! Harris is looking more into beating the hell out of Oz then into beating him fairly. Can't wait to see what is going to happen next. Oz is busted open now too, both men look like hell in there and this match is just getting started. This Jr. Heavy devision is where the action is.

Bloodbath: Harris now pulling Oz up to his feet...and lifting him up onto his shoulder....now charging the corner....and tossing Oz up and out of the ring!!!! Oz crashes to the floor! Oz seems to get in this predicament a lot lately. Oz tying to get back to his feet....rigth over by the time keepers table....LOOK OUT!!!!! FROM IN THE RING.....A SUICIDE DIVE.....OZ CATCHES HARRIS COMING AND SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE TIME KEEPERS TABLE!!!!

Marcus: The time keepers table has been obliterated and the fans love it!!!!! Oz pulls up Harris off the floor again and scoops him up onto his shoulder, and rams Harris face first into the ring post! OH GOD!!!! Blood everywhere!!!!

Bloodbath: This is my kind of match! These guys are kicking the hell out of one another to get that title shot, it will be either Shank the current champion, or Jack Savage who is getting a title shot tonite at the Jr. Title. Personally I don't think that anyone is going to hold onto the title too long with the punishment that these guys put one another through.

Marcus: Oz now has a camel clutch locked onto Harris on the outside...and Katie Potter is trying to get him to bring it into the ring.....wait...Oz is telling her to get a chair.....there she goes...NO NO NO!!!!!!! Potter has the chair....Oz holding him with his head pointing forward...and SMACK!!!!!!!!! Harris is bleeding like a sive now!!!!

Bloodbath: Oz is screaming at the fans now, and Harris is actually getting up again....Potter slaps him in the face...he shoves her out of his way....

*The fans are going buck.*

Marcus: Harris grabs Oz' shoulder and whips him around to face him...and super kicks him over onto the gaurd rail!!!! Oz falls draped over the rail, and Harris hops righ up onto the apron...and hops up on the barbed wire, and spring boards off it moonsaulting out onto Oz! Both men took that impact hard....and the ref is looking like he is starting a ten count....There isn't much of either of these guys left....and a mandatory ten count has been started since both men are seemingly out cold

Ref: 1....2....3....4....5....6..

Bloodbath: Harris back to his feet, and he pulls Oz up with him, and rolls him into the ring! Oz slowly to his feet, and Harris backs up and runs at Oz... OZ WITH A HOTSHOT ON THE BARBED WIRE! Both men go down, and the ref starts the count again!

Ref: 1....2....3....4....5....6....7..

Marcus: Oz getting to his feet now! and so is Harris, both men bleeding! Oz now grabs Harris, and picks him up for a powerbomb... HARRIS COUNTERS WITH THE KANSAS KO! and a cover!

Ref: 1......2......3

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... "THE KANSAS KAMIKAZE" NICHOLAS HARRIS!

Bloodbath: What a counter, and that could maybe even be considered a bit of an upset! Harris goes on to fight the Jr. Heavyweight Champ at Living Hell!

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Marcus (in ring): Alright folks, while these guys are putting the ropes back up, we got a bit more to talk about.

Bloodbath: That's right. Last week we saw Kon turn on AC, costing them the match, and making DeCosta the #1 contender. However, me being commissioner realised something earlier in the week... I mean, sure DeCosta pinned AC, and technically won the match... but in my opinion, it was Kon who won that match. And I know DeCosta ain't in the building tonight, which is good, because that way he can't complain, because tonight, I am naming THE KONVICTED FELON as the #1 Contender for the UEW Universal Title!

Marcus: That's right, AC vs Kon at Living Hell '99! and that means that DeCosta will have to wrestle in the Deadpool match! And while we're at it, Phobos, you WILL be wrestling twice on that card, but we'll give you a break. You'll wrestle the 2nd match on the card, giving you very sufficent time to rest. And if that's not good enough, then it's GUARENTEED that you will not be one of the first 4 men in the ring. And if you don't think that's good enough, well then tough crap.

Bloodbath: Well put. Ok, the ropes are almost ready, christ you morons are slow, come on speed it up, we don't pay you minimum wage for nothing! we'll take another break, and when we come back, it's Andy Social vs Hunter!

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Marcus: What a show we have had so far tonite. This next match up is going to be a hell of a battle. You know folks this is the UEW, and that E stands for Extreme, but after tonite, it could stand for emergency room. Both these men are big and mean and this one is going to get more extreme then most matches here.

Bloodbath: You are right there. this match isn't going to be a marathon, this one isn't going to be an ironman match this one is going to be low down and dirty, and it's going to get ugly before it gets better. I am guessing this will actually be one of those matches that you get your money worth in action not in time taken up grappling you know!

Marcus: I can hardly wait Rick Cobbs ladies and gentlemen!

*Rick Cobbs comes to the ring, playing with an AC and a Konvicted Felon action figure, with Hellrazor, and AC bomb action.*

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen....buy one of these. Introducing first in this one fall 15 minute time limit match...from Great Britain, and weighing in at 250 pounds standing 6'5" this is .....Andy Social!!!!!!!

*Andy walks through the curtain to "England belongs to me" by Cocksparrer, the fans give him a nice pop, he comes out looking like a beefed up 80's style punk. He charges right to the ring and hops over the top rope.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent for this evening...from the dark side, standing 6'5" and weighing in at 266 pounds. This is The Hunter!

*"Heresy" by Nine inch Nails plays and out comes Hunter to an explosion of dismay, the fans boo the hell out of him, and he simply doesn't seem to notice as he stares coldly into the ring, and right at his opponent. Hunter glides down the aisle and into the ring.*

DING DING DING

Marcus: Right out to the middle of the ring and a collar elbow tie up from both men and the slightly larger Hunter tosses Social right back on his ass! Hunter is a powerful figure, what a build on this guy!

Bloodbath: Social right up off the floor and shoves Hunter, this guy is no slouch either! Social with a huge right cross....and Hunter returns it....Social ducks...scoops up hunter onto his shoulder....then ...into a HUGE side walk slam right onto the mat! Social right back up...and so is Hunter...Hunter charges right after Social, and clotheslines him up and over the top rope!

*The fans pop.*

Marcus: Hunter stalking out of the ring....Social on the outside holding his head, and stumbling back to his feet right out here infront of our booth....Wait Hunter up from behind, and slams the head of Social right into the table!!!! Social rails back and hunter kicks him in the back of the head with a standing side kick! Social flops to the cement!

Bloodbath: Hunter pulls up Social and goes to fling him to the rail Social reverses and flings Hunter instead, but keep srunning right after him....and nails him in the face with a flying knee. Hunter takes it to the chops but comes right back shaking it off! Social headbutts Hunter with a vengence!

Marcus: Hunter staggers back, and Social finshes the job by clotheslinging him to the ground. Social right into the stomping now...and then quickly turning to the steel steps...pulling them back to the beaten body of Hunter....lifting them over his head and crushing them down across the back of Hunter flattening him out to his stomach!

Bloodbath: Social with those steps over his head again...and this time missing...HUNTER ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! Social trying another shot with the steps but Hunter kicks his legs out from under him causing Social to drop the steps right on his own head! Hunter now hopping up to his feet, and positioning the steps over Social's unconcious head.....

Marcus: This looks dangerous...where the hell is Hunter going....He has a chair....

Bloodbath: He is coming into the ring...climbing up the corner....and.....LEAPING OFF WITH THE CHAIR IN FRONT OF HIM LIKE A BOOGIE BOARD....SOCIAL MOVES OUT FROM UNDER THE STEPS....AND CHRISSAKES....HUNTER CRASHED DOWN ONTO THE STEPS ON TOP OF THAT CHAIR!!!!!! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD HE MAY BE DEAD!!!!

Marcus: Social is loving this!!!!! He is stomping the back of Hunter and Hunter can't do a thing about it! Social now scoops up Hunter off the mat and slings him face first into the announcers booth. Social scoops him up off the mat....and slams him down onto the top of the announcers table! Now spinning him with his head draping off the table....

Bloodbath: Social drops a huge elbow across the neck of Hunter!!!! Social now with another and another and another in quick sucesstion. Hunter just flops off the booth and lands on the ground. This match is every bit as fast paced and violent as we said it would be! Social now pulling up Hunter and rolling him into the ring....Social right in after....into the ropes and a quick knee roll through across the chest of Hunter!

Marcus: Social pulls up Hunter by the back of his head...spins him around....and face busters him to the ground!!!! Hunter is in DEEP trouble! Social goes for a cover....

Ref: 1......2.....

Bloodbath: He got a shoulder up literally in the nick of time! Social is stunned to say the least! How much fight does Hunter have in him? how much can Social still dish out?!?

Marcus: I don't know! Social slowly to his feet, Hunter gets to his as well... Social nails Hunter with a right hand... and another... no wait, Hunter blocks it, and nails Social with one! and another! and another! Hunter now measures him, and takes a big swing... Social ducks! Hunter's own momentum spins him around, he comes all the way back around, and Social sets him up... D.I.Y. DROP! HE HIT IT! and a cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... ANDY SOCIAL!

Bloodbath: Social wins! he rolls out of the ring, and dives into the crowd! a little crowd surfing, as the Dark Alliance comes down to check on Hunter. Folks, we gotta take a break, we'll be back in a moment!

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Marcus: Alright, this next match should be great, it's the debut of Immortal, and the second match ever for Damien Ackenon, who fought to a draw last week. folks, lets go to the Ricky Cobbs for the intros.

Rick Cobbs: This next match is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit... coming to the ring first, from Philadelphia, PA, weighing 287lbs... DAMIEN ACKENON!

*Come Out and Play by Offspring plays as Ackenon walks out to a mild pop. He's wearing a torn up Offspring shirt, and jean shorts. He doesn't look too happy at all, even with the fans cheering him he still seems fairly depressed, not slapping hands with any of the fans or anything like that. He gets to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope, and waits.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent... from Columbia, South Carolina, weighing 282lbs... IMMORTAL!

*Touchdown Boy by Blink 182 plays as Immortal walks to the ring wearing a pair of black short tights, and black boots. The fans cheer like mad, but Immortal doesn't care at all. He just walks down the ramp looking straight ahead. He gets in the ring, and waits for the bell.*

Marcus: Here we go! The bell rings and we're off! both men very close in height and weight. They lock up in the center of the ring, and Ackenon gets Immortal in a side headlock. Immortal backs Acknenon to the ropes, and throws him to the opposite side... Ackenon comes back, and takes him down with a shoulderblock. Ackenon runs at the ropes, and jumps over Immortal who rolls over. Immortal gets back up, Ackenon comes back, and goes for a clothesline... Immortal ducks, turns around, and hits Ackenon with a clothesline of his own!

Bloodbath: Ackenon springs to his feet, and runs at him with a back elbow... Immortal ducks that, and Ackenon runs at him again... Immortal puts his head down, and Ackenon leapfrogs over him. Immortal turns around, and Ackenon comes back, and nails him with a Mafia kick!

Marcus: Back and forth here right at the beginning! Immortal quickly back to his feet, and locks up with Ackenon again. Ackenon lands a knee into Immortal's stomach, and grabs his arm and whips him hard to the turnbuckle! Immortal hits chest first! Immortal staggers backwards, and Ackenon grabs him, and... BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!

Bloodbath: Immortal hits hard on the back of his neck! Ackenon walks around the ring for a second, then pulls Immortal back to his feet. Ackenon now whips him to the ropes, and puts his head down... Immortal comes back, and stops... and kicks him in the chest! Ackenon reels backwards towards the ropes, and Immortal runs at him, and clotheslines him over the top!

Marcus: Immortal still favoring his neck a bit, that was a pretty brutal Belly to Back a few moments ago. He walks around the ring as Ackenon slowly gets back to his feet, and grabs a chair from the audience!

Bloodbath: Guess things are about to get a little more interesting. Ackenon slides back into the ring, and Immortal sees he's got the chair. Ackenon swings the chair at him... Immortal ducks! Ackenon swings again, and Immortal catches it, and kicks Ackenon in the stomach! Ackenon lets go of the chair, and it falls between them! Immortal now grabs his head, and... DDT ON THE CHAIR! and a cover!

REF: 1......2..

Marcus: Ackenon kicks out! Immortal now pulls Ackenon to his feet, and throws him to the turnbuckle! He follows him in, and nails him with a clothesline! Ackenon slumps down into the corner, and Immortal starts stomping him! Now he backs up, and runs at him.... and lands a knee to the face on Ackenon!

Bloodbath: Ackenon looks like he's hurt, but who wouldn't be after having a knee driven into their face huh? Immortal now pulls him out of the corner, and whips him to the ropes... Ackenon reverses! Immortal comes back, and... Ackenon picks him up in a fireman's carry, and... DEATH VALLY DRIVER! and a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: Immortal kicks out! And that was a great move coming off the ropes by Ackenon! Ackenon now gets up and stomps Immortal a couple of times, then pulls him back to his feet. Ackenon sets him up, and... BRAIN BUSTER!

Bloodbath: Well that isn't going to help Immortal's neck! Ackenon doesn't go for the pin though!

Marcus: He probably doesn't think he can get the win yet. Ackenon now pulls Immortal to his feet, and throws him to the ropes... Immortal reverses... Ackenon comes back, and... IMMORTAL WITH A SPINEBUSTER ON ACKENON! and a cover!

REF: 1......2....

Bloodbath: No! Ackenon gets a shoulder up! Ackenon is hurting after that one, and Immortal seems to be pretty happy with himself on that one. Ackenon now spitting up a little blood!

Marcus: Oh yeah, this is what we like to see, screw the damn cuts and stuff, we want the internal injuries! Immortal doesn't care though, he rolls out of the ring, and I guess he's going to play your game this week.

Bloodbath: What game? Oh you mean my game where I hide stuff under the ring and people find it? Well I don't even remember what the hell I put there this week...

Marcus: He pulls something out... it's a car door! where the hell did you get that?

Bloodbath: I stole it from some car out in the parking lot.

Marcus: You can't do things like that damnit! We'll have to pay for that!

Bloodbath: Who cares? I wanna see someone hit with a car door! Immortal throws the thing into the ring, and slides back into the ring. He grabs the car door, and places it in the center of the ring! Ackenon now gets to his feet, and waits for Immortal to turn around... he does, and kicks him in the midsection, and... TIGER BOMB ON THE CAR DOOR! and a cover!

REF: 1......2.....

Marcus: HE KICKS OUT! How the hell did that happen? Immortal landed on the door handle too!

Bloodbath: So landing on the door handle means he should be dead or something? It's cheap metal, I stole it from a firefly! Ackenon now pulls Immortal to his feet, and he sets him up on the top rope! we could see a Superplex right here on that car door! Ackenon climbs up... Immortal punches him, and pushes him off! Ackenon falls to the mat, and quickly goes for that car door! He picks it up, and has it in front of his face... Immortal jumps off the top... WRATH OF GOD ONTO THE CAR DOOR! and the Car Door falls on Ackenon! Immortal picks the car door up off of him, and makes the cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... IMMORTAL!

Marcus: Immortal with an impressive debut, and... wait a minute, look who's coming down the aisle, it's Prophet! Prophet hits the ring, and starts punching Immortal in the face, and... ARMAGGEDON ONTO THE CAR DOOR!

Bloodbath: What the hell is this all about? Prophet now leaves the ring after that, as Immortal very slowly getting to his feet, I don't know if he knows what hit him there! Folks, we gotta step out for a commercial for a second, we'll be right back!