*Blood by KMFDM plays as Bloodbath and Marcus walk out, Bloodbath wearing a new dark red suit, and Marcus wearing a regular black suit. They get to the ring and Rick Cobbs hands Marcus a Microphone.*

Marcus: Folks, this is a BIG NIGHT for UEW! We got Supercard material for you all tonight!

Bloodbath: Oh yeah that's right! Including our Double Main event tonight, starting with Phobos vs Prophet for the UEW's NATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! These two had a great match a while back, and tonight it's a re-match, hopefully that will top their first one!

Marcus: And the big one, AC and Kon, who has been released after a few presidents visited the prison, if you catch my meaning, will take on the team of "Dangerous" Donnie DeCosta and "The Next Franchise" Justin Funk, with the following stipulations: Akona and Scott Diamond, who made his debut here at Extreme Pain '99, will be BANNED from ringside, and if they even think of coming down, they'll be suspended for a month and face being kicked out of the UEW forever, but the entire PP&P will be allowed to surround the ring, and if DeCosta and Funk win, then DeCosta will get a shot at the UEW Universal Heavyweight Title at Living Hell '99!

Bloodbath: Folks it's going to be a hell of a night, we got lots of other great matches, the Jungle Match, that top contenders match for the Jr. Heavyweight title, and some other great stuff, and we'll announce the last two men who will be in that Deadpool match coming up in just two and a half weeks! So stick around, we'll be right back!

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Marcus: Alright folks, we're back, and we got an exciting match for you right off the bat, a guy making his debut vs a guy we haven't seen much of lately, but maybe we'll see more of in the future. Lets go up to Rick Cobbs for the intros.

Rick Cobbs: This opening contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Philadelphia, PA, weighing 287lbs... DAMIEN ACKENON!

*Come out and Play by Offspring plays as the newcomer Damien Ackenon walks to the ring wearing Jean Shorts and an Offspring shirt that looks like it's seen better days. He doesn't look too happy at all, the crowd is giving him a pretty good reaction though. He gets to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope, then waits in his corner.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent... Also from from Philadelphia, PA, with his manager, SEXY TIFFANY... weighing 267lbs... HURRICANE!

*Tubthumper plays as Hurricane and Tiffany walk out, the crowd giving him a pretty good reaction as well, more cheers than Ackenon got, mostly because of Tiffany. He's wearing a white shirt and jean shorts. He gets to the ring and jumps over the top rope, and stands in his corner.*

Marcus: Alright, the bell rings and we're off! Hurricane the very technical wrestler, and I don't know anything about this Ackenon.

Bloodbath: What I want to know is why all our damn wrestlers seem to be from Philly!

Marcus: I have no idea, But oh well, they're locking up! Hurricane immediatly takes him down with a fireman's carry. Ackenon quickly springs to his feet, and runs at Hurricane... Hurricane with a drop toe hold to take him down again!

Bloodbath: Ackenon up a little slower, and he runs at Hurricane again... Hurricane with a hip toss to take him down again, and Ackenon slides out of the ring, looking extremely pissed off!

Marcus: Well I can imagine he must be pretty frustrated. Ackenon turns around to come back in the ring, and Tiffany grabs his shoulder and starts talking to him, what is this all about?

Bloodbath: I don't know, Ackenon just turns around again... Hurricane runs at him, and.. Baseball slide! And Ackenon slams back first into the guardrail!

Marcus: Well obviously Tiffany is good for something other than the obvious... Hurricane now rolls out of the ring, and slams the back of Ackenon's head into the guardrail! now he grabs him by the hair and throws him back into the ring, and rolls back into the ring again.

Bloodbath: Hurricane now pulling Ackenon to his feet... Ackenon with a kick to the stomach... but Hurricane grabs his foot, and... DRAGON SCREW LEGWHIP!

Marcus: Ackenon goes down, and he is getting extremely frustrated. He gets back up, and Hurricane nails him with a quick clothesline to take him right back down again, and now he goes for a sleeper!

Bloodbath: Ackenon struggling to break free here... he's getting to his feet now, and he backs Hurricane into the corner hard.... but that doesn't break the hold! Hurricane really holding on here... Ackenon goes for a jawbreaker! that does the trick!

Marcus: Hurricane releases the hold to make sure his jaw is still in place, and Ackenon gets down and starts laying a few punches into his face.

Bloodbath: Well Ackenon probably happy to get any sort of offence in here finally, after getting whipped around in and out of the ring! He now pulls Hurricane to his feet, and throws him to the ropes... Hurricane comes back, and... Ackenon sticks his knee up into Hurricane's stomach! Hurricane goes down holding his stomach.

Marcus: Ackenon now stomps him a few times in the stomach, then pulls him back to his feet. He sets him up, and... BRAIN BUSTER! and a cover by Ackenon!

REF: 1......2...

Bloodbath: Hurricane kicks up, and I don't know how, that was a very brutal brain buster! He's holding the back of his neck, and you know that's going to be sore for the next week and a half! Damien Ackenon now pulls Hurricane back to his feet, and picks him up for a sidewalk slam... and walks around the ring with him for a second! look at this!

Marcus: He's really showing off, but the crowd doesn't seem to care too much, they just want to see him drop him... and he does! and what a sidewalk slam indeed! and he goes for another cover!

REF: 1......2....

Bloodbath: Hurricane kicks out! Ackenon gets up and runs to the ropes, comes back and... drops an elbow on Hurricane! Ackenon now slowly pulls Hurricane to his feet, and drags him towards the turnbuckles. He slams Hurricane's head into the top turnbuckle, and now he's setting him up on the top!

Marcus: Ackenon now climbs up, and... SUPERPLEX... NO! Hurricane shifts in mid air and lands on top of Ackenon! and a cover!

REF: 1......2.....

Bloodbath: NO! Ackenon kicks out! and you can hear Tiffany yelling at the ref, saying this should be over, but it's not, Ackenon kicked out barely in time.

Marcus: Hurricane now pulls Ackenon to his feet, and... PILEDRIVER! and a pretty damn good one, almost rivalling yours Bloodbath!

Bloodbath: Yeah right, apparently you haven't seen the Bloodydriver in a while. Hurricane not making the cover yet, although he probably should have after that. Hurricane now runs to the ropes, comes back, and... hits Ackenon with a legdrop!

Marcus: Hurricane gets up now, and pulls Ackenon to his feet... he does a go-behind, and goes for a German Suplex... Ackenon elbows him in the face, but Hurricane does one anyway! and the ref counts!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Bloodbath: Wait a minute, the ref talking with Rick Cobbs, I guess Hurricane might not have got a good bridge and his shoulders were down too...

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a DRAW! both men's shoulders were down!

Marcus: Well both men obviously not getting the results they were looking for. Folks we gotta take a break, we'll be back in a moment with Inferno vs Justin Sane!

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Marcus: Here it comes folks!!! This one is pure bread gaurenteed to be a dandy!!!!!! We are so sure that this one is going to deliver that we are already letting an ambulance in the back of the arena. EMT's are on hand here at ringside, and there are even armed security here to keep this one from hurting anyone too badly.

Bloodbath: These guys really have a fire under their asses lately, and there is sooo much to prove in the UEW right now these guys are going to come out guns blazing! You will not believe this match...What....WHAT?!? Marcus: Word from the back is saying that...that it's already started....in the back!!!!! Get a Friggin crew back there!!!!!

*A camera stumbles into the back, and just barely catches the tail end of Justin Sane whipping Inferno into a large chair rack. The rack topples over and Inferno slides across and lands on his ass on the other side.*

Bloodbath: If you haven't figured it out yet this match is between Justin Sane, and Inferno! These two men are going nuts back here....Sane gets a run and leap across the chair rack, and lands elbow first on Inferno!!!! Holy crap This one might not even make it to the ring! Sane grabbing one of the chairs off the rack...and swings it golf club style cracking the head of Inferno!!!! MY GOD!!!

Marcus: Sane ripping Inferno up off the floor. Sane starts to chop away at the chest of Inferno...inferno bobbling back into the hallway leading to the talent dressing rooms!!!! Inferno flops back and falls on his chest....Sane comes stomping in, and then starts to drag Inferno by the hair down the hall to a janitor's closet!!!!!

Bloodbath: Sane slams the head of Inferno into the door, and then opens it...grabbing a broom, and then shutting the door and stradling Inferno...pulling the broom back over his head.....Inferno...kicks Sane square in the nuts! Sand drop the broom and flops off to the side. Inferno rubbing the top of his head, and seeing the blood on his hand is starting to freak out! Inferno struggling to his feet, and opening the janitor's closet again and walks in...coming out with a huge metal bucket, and slams it down onto the face of Sane!

Marcus: The fans here in the arena are watching his on the UEW-tron and have not stopped cheering since this started! Inferno now still moving pretty slowly has stepped back into the closet...and I hear water running...what is going on....Here comes Inferno again...with a big metal bucket full fo water...and he drops it right on the face of SANE!!!!! THAT SENT BLOOD AND WATER FLYING EVERYEWHERE!!!!!!! I THINK THAT BUSTED THE NOSE OF SANE!!!!!

Bloodbath: Inferno is starting to cook now walking out of the closet and laying the boots to Sane! Sane holding his face and trying to get away....Inferno unrelenting! Stomps to the small of the back!!!! Sane kicks back and trips Inferno...Sane now scooters around a corner, and inferno climbs up slowly and follows. Sane now on all fores dripping blood all down the hall way reaches up and opens a door and crawls inside....

Marcus: Inferno now stumbling quickly down the hall after Sane...and coming up to the door...he opens it...and inside he sees a large poster of Akona on the wall...it is well documented that both Akona and Inferno claim to be the king of flames...Inferno is just sort of staring at it....SANE FROM THE SIDE WITH A LAMP!!! CLUNK!!!! AND INFERNO GOES DOWN IN A HEAP!!!!!

Bloodbath: Sane is bleeding like a siv! He pull up Inferno and whips him head long into the wall!!! smacking that already busted open head of Inferno's right into the wall!!! Blood splatters all across the wall. My God this one is out of control and Akona is going to be pissed when he sees what they are doing to his dressing room. Sane now kicks in a door leading into a shower room that apparently is part of a larger locker room area...and then tosses Inferno out into the middle of the floor!

Marcus: Sane is now pulling Inferno up off the ground, and into a basket carry...then fallaway slam on the floor of the lockerroom!!! Folks the bell hasn't even dinged yet, this is just a fight this is not a match! Inferno is trying to get up...but Sane is trotting his bloodied up ass over there, and trying to kick him down...Inferno grabs that boot and twists over sending Sane drilling back into the floor!!! Get some one back there, and break this up!!!! This is getting out of hand!!!!!

Bloodbath: Inferno and Sane both back up to their bloody feet, and throwing lefts and hard rights at eachother!!!! I can't beleive that I am seeing this! Other wreslters are circling around them....Big Nasty is in there....Stevie Rhymes...SHANK, Savage, OZ, Ringking, and others are circling as blood splatters from each heavy fist!!!! Marcus: I said break this up!!!! I want this fight in the ring! That's it I am going back there!

*A camera follows Marcus as he walks up the ramp and into the back stage area.*

Bloodbath: Well alone again naturely huh? Folks I know you are all loving this as much as me, but we are going to have to cut to a commercial until this get's straitened out.

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*The show comes back showing Marcus in the ring along with about thriteen gaurds, and a bloodied up pair of wreslters.... Sane hocks a loogie on Inferno, and Inferno tries to come at him...Marcus is shouting in the ring.*

Bloodbath: Welcome back folks. During the break here is what you missed

*tape cues up*

Bloodbath: Everyone was jammed into the locker room...Inferno had just gotten the upper hand, and had just tossed splattered Sane all over the locker room wall! Blood was every where and suddenly just as Inferno started to really lace into Sane Marcus and the security came in. They broke up the row, and then hauled both men out here, and basically we are trying to get this thing set up... As you can see now...Marcus is having a couple of the gaurds set up tables in the ring...and now some chairs...what the hell is this is Marcus going to have a friggin dinner party in there?

*End of Tape*

Bloodbath: Well here he comes and the gaurds are starting to leave the ring... there is the bell....

DING DING DING

Marcus: They want to go extreme. I got no problem for that! But we are going to play by my rules!!!! Three tables match!!!! I supplied the tables...I suplied chairs...they just gotta do the rest!

Bloodbath: Both men being a little cautious....LOOKOUT!!!!! Inferno lunges at Sane smashing him back into the corner and then laying heavy shoulder blocks into his gut! Inferno is wailing on him!!!! Sane dropping back into the corner! Inferno is violently stomping him into the ground!!!!

Marcus: Inferno grabing one of those chairs, and flatening it out....Sane trying to get back to his feet....Inferno with a swing and a SMUCK to the noggin of Sane!!!! Both these guys are bleeding sooo bad I can't believe it! Inferno pulls Sane up off the mat...and hip tosses him flat out into the middle of the ring!!!!! Inferno sets up his chair and steps back into the corner....gets a run and leaps off the chair and drops a knee into the middle of the chest!!!!!! MY GOD THAT MUST OF DAMN NEAR BUSTED HIS STERNIM!!!!!

Bloodbath: Inferno seems to be doing a lot better now that they have come back into the ring! Inferno has the chair again and smashes it down onto the the chest of SANE!!!! Sane is down and out in the middle of the ring.

Marcus: Looky here. Inferno is rolling Sane up onto the table....Then stepping up with him....onto the table...pulling him up and scooping him into a firmen's carry...holy shit....it's the light the match!!!!! WHAM!!!!!!!! DRIVING HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE AND DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!!

*The Inferno fans explode!!!!*

Bloodbath: Inferno leading one table to zero! Both men just laying there in what is left of the obliterated table. Neither guy is moving, I have a feeling that Inferno who has lost a ton of blood may just have cashed in his chips on that one! What a bloody bloody mess we are looking at here, let's see that move again.

*screens splits to show a replay.*

Marcus: Look at this impact, look at that table rip to peices under neath that move!!!! Inferno is a machine, and he showed what he is all about in this one! But like you said Blood neither man is getting back up very quickly. Here comes Inferno...and Sane is starting to get up too......Inferno is trying to club Sane back down...

Bloodbath: Sane is fighting back from his knees shots to the ribs and abdomen! What an effort from these competitors!!!!! Sane is rallying the troops from deep inside!!! Sane has Inferno bobbling back...Coming up with hard shots to the face...Inferno is bloody as hell, and I am not sure he is even concious. Sane whips Inferno across the ring...past a chair...Sane sets up over the chair...and Huge Face buster onto the chair!!!

Marcus: Sane right back up blood drooling down his face, these guys look like shit. Look at this...Sane kicks the chair they just busted out of the ring...and now is setting up one infront of one of the other tables...facing away from the table...Sane picks up Inferno onto his shoulder...and gets a run to the chair....OH MY GOD!!!!!

*The crowd EXPLODES!!!!!*

Bloodbath: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MOVE LIKE THAT....SANE JUST...JUST...RAN AND LEPT OFF THE CHAIR, THEN.....YANKED HIS SHOULDER FORWARD, WITH INFERNO ON IT, AND DROVE HIM RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!

*The fans start chanting "SANE SANE SANE!!!!"*

Marcus: Sane right back up, and folks I don't want to sell Inferno short, but I think that he is done. Sane is violently wiping the blood from his eyes. Sane is all pumped up and goes right back down to Inferno...Inferno is out cold folks...and I hate to see stuff like this......

Bloodbath: Sane stomping the remains of that table ontop of Inferno! Sane is now picking up a half of that table and slamming it down onto Inferno...repeatedly!!! This is the bloodies match that I have EVER seen! More bloody then most that I have been in! Inferno is out cold...this is almost not right....Sane thankfully is finally putting Inferno up on the table now....

Marcus: Sane climbing up there too....lifts up Inferno up into a fireman's carry....THAT'S INSANE THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! AND THERE IS YOUR BLOODY AND BATTERED WINNER!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! THAT WAS.........INSANE!!!!!!!

Bloodbath: Inferno put up a great fight but just couldn't muster the offense in the last few minutes to turn it around! What an awesome match what a pair of competitors!!!!! No other two guys would have gone through all that for a win, from the locker room to the ring that was awesome!!! What a hell of a show!!!!!

Marcus: Sane used everything he had to get that one over with!!!! What an awesome showing!!! He literally went through hell to pull that one off! I for one am shocked!!!! This match ravaged over half the building...What are these guys going to say now?!?

Bloodbath: We'll have to wait for tomorrow, and find out! Folks we'll be back after this.

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Marcus: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. As you all know at the last Super card, we crowned an new Jr. Heavy weight champion, in Shank, and he recently demanded a shot at some real talent. Well it didn't take long when two men jumped into the fray, and took that shot!

Bloodbath: This week the two men go at it one on one, and the winner gets a shot at Shank next week, and just a personal note, Marcus where the hell do you get these Jr's at? They are all total fucking nutcases, Shank, Cross these guys Damn it's like you went to a nut house and just started signing all the skinny guys?

Marcus: SHHHHHHH.

Bloodbath: Rick Cobbs take it away.

*Rick Cobbs climbs into the ring, with his sports coat tucked into his pants, and waddles out to center ring.*

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlmen this next match is for a shot at the UEW JR Heavy Weight title, next week on Chaos! Introducing first from Dallas Texas, weighing in at 205 pounds, and stanidng 5'10" This is Jack Savage!!!!!

*"Stranger then Fiction" by Bad Religion plays overhead, and Savage stomps his way to the ring, the crowd explodes as he charges down the aisle. He flies into the ring over the top rope wearing black boots and black trunks, he also has a cow boy hat on and places it on the ring post.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent for this bout, standing 6 foot even, and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Bellevue New York, this is Oswald Oz Sanders!!!!!!

*Oz comes to the ring with his manager Dr. Katie Potter "Insane in the Membrane" by Cypress Hill plays over head, as Oz stalks to the ring in all white asylum issue togs. The Dr. tries to console him as the fans boo and toss things at him. In the ring, Savage paces anxiously.*

DING DING DING!!!

Bloodbath: Here we go! Both men fly to the center of the ring and lock up! Savage is a little smaller and is getting yanked in a circle by Oz. Oz, holding on with that tie up, and flings Savage into the corner, then charges in with a flying knee to the chest of Savage!!!! Savage is looking hurt, as Oz continues with the knee lift smashes to the gut.

Marcus: Oz, now pulls out Savage to the middle of the ring, and snap suplexes him to the mat, then rolls through straddling the body of Savage, and starts right into punching the hell out of Savage's face!!!! Savage shoves Oz off him and back into the ropes! Savage leaps up and flies in knee first to the face of Oz, before he can get back to his feet!

Bloodbath: This one is going to get nasty fast! This is for a shot at a title belt, and you know that makes people a little nuts, and with two guys like this that is a pretty short walk! Savage yanks up Oz to his feet, and whips him to the corner...and flies in with an elbow smash to the face, and I think that is going to bust of the face of YEP Oz is losing blood like mad over there, I think his nose is broken!!!!

Marcus: Savage now whipping Oz into the opposite corner, Oz reverses, and sends Savage back into the other one, falling and landing on his back with his head resting on the turnbuckle. Oz gets back and runs in....Bronco buster in the corner!!!!! Savage flops out flat onto the mat, and Oz is back to his feet, runs to the opposite ropes flies back in with an elbow smash to the chest!!!!

Bloodbath: Looks to me like Dr. Potter is pretty happy with her man here. This Asylum she runs is a formidable force in the UEW, and a force that I think that we will be seeing more and more of! Oz pulling up Savage again, and sending him to the rope....here comes Savage, Oz going for a backbody drop....Savage nails him with a boot to the gut coming in!!!! Telegraph a move that is what you get!

*The fans are loving his back and forth matchup!*

Marcus: Savage now drops a knee across the chest of Oz, busting all the air out of his chest. Savage now looking nuts, and pulling up Oz, sends him to the ropes, rebounding into his own...and nails the face of Oz with a drop kick...Oz stumbles back into the opposite ropes, and Savage catches him rebounding back, scoops him up into a firemen's carry, and then WHAM gut buster!!!!

Bloodbath: Savage with a bad ass move there! This guy is a smart wrestler and he knows how to kick someone's ass in a lot of different ways with a lot of different moves. Savage now pulls up Oz again and scooping him up...walking over to Dr. Potter on the outside, and threatening to dump Oz on her...Potter talking a little shit....LOOK OUT SAVAGE JUST TOSSED HIS OZ OUT ONTO HIS OWN MANAGER!!!!!!

*The fans explode!*

Marcus: Potter and Oz laid out on the outside....Savage getting a run inside the ring...flying up the turnbuckle pads...and leaping...spinning in the air....sort of like his finisher except out to the outside!!!!! The fans are loving this and you can see why! Three bodies laid out right here in front of us! Potter is trying to squirm out of the pile....Savage is up and he yanks Potter out...and starts to shout at her pointing to the downed Oz right out here in front of us!!!

Bloodbath: Savage better watch his ass, cause Oz is starting to get up right behind him! Oz grabs the shoulder of Savage, Savage turns and nails Oz right away with a fist to the face! From behind Potter grabs a chair and smucks the hell out of Savage with it...Savage drops, and Oz catche him around the waist, and belly to bellies him over his head, and slinging him head first into the security rail!!!!

Marcus: Oz right up and now he is going psycho killer out here! grabbin Savage and yanking him to his feet....then whipping him face first into the poll!!!! Savage doddles back Blood pouring down his face...and Oz catches him belly to back, and tosses him over to the concrete!!!! Oz right up and grabs Savage by the hair and his trunks and heaves him up and back down onto the concrete, smashing his knees all over the place!

Bloodbath: Oz right up behind him and rolling him into the ring! Here comes Oz right after him! Savage is out cold!!! Oz pulls him up looking for a pile driver...but NO!!!! SAVAGE BACK BODY DROPPED HIM OUT OF IT!!!!! Oz rolls back up, but Savage sweeps the feet out from under Oz!

Marcus: These guys are tough and with this title on the line they are putting it all on the line themselves! Next week one of these guys is going to meet Shank! Savage now yanks up Oz and sets up a vertical suplex....switches it in mid air into a hangman's neckbreaker!!!! WHATTA MOVE!!!!! HOLY CRAPROLLIE!!!!!!!!!!

Bloodbath: Wait from out here comes Dr. Katie Potter with the chair!!!!! Savage turns and catches her coming....and rips the chair out of her hands!!!! Savage has the chair...Oz is up behind him...Savage turns and Oz nails him in the gut with a boot, and Savage drops the chair!!!! Oz grabs Savage into a fron face lock....Savage blocks and he too grabs a fron face lock!!!! Both men hooked up right over that chair!!!!! Savage lays a knee into Oz's stomach! DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!

Marcus: Savage now climbs to the top rope, and... STARDUST PRESS!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... JACK SAVAGE!

Bloodbath: Savage wins! He's the #1 contender now for Shank's title, and he will get the shot next wednesday!

Marcus: That should be some match! Alright, well, when we come back, we're going to have the Jungle Match! It's The Pyro Technics vs The Mercenaries!