*Blood by KMFDM plays as Bloodbath and Marcus Williams walk out, and slap hands with the fans. They get to the ring, and Rick Cobbs hands Marcus a microphone.*

Marcus: Ladies and Gentlemen, last Sunday was one hell of a night, and quite frankly, we really can't match, or even come anywhere near matching the great night we had then, but tonight, we got a hell of an announcment.

Bloodbath: That's right. At the next Supercard, Living Hell '99, to be held February 28th, we will be having the first ever DEADPOOL match. Marcus, explain this match for these people.

Marcus: Alright, this match will be a 4 on 4 match, with a scaffold about 15 feet up. 4 men will start the match, 2 starting up on the scaffold, and 2 starting in the ring. 5 minutes after this, someone in the back will flip a coin, and the team who wins the toss will get to send out a member of their team. then every 2 minutes, teams will alternate sending wrestlers in, who can go into the ring, or to the scaffold. Sounds a lot like a certain other promotion's match, except they have 2 rings and a cage instead of a scaffold right?

Bloodbath: Wrong... you see, there's a twist folks. See, in that other promotion, the teams are usually made up of people who like each other. Well, that may or may not be the case in the Deadpool Match. You see, the teams will be chosen at random! And the wrestler's will not know who's team they're on until the night of the card!

Marcus: That's right, and I'll bet you're all wondering who will be in it? Well, we'll release a tentative list later tonight! so folks, sit back and enjoy the show!

*Marcus and Bloodbath walk to the announce table as the camera fades out to a commercial*

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Marcus: Ok we're back and...

*** Straight outta Compton Plays from above as Kon limps his way to the ring, through the darkness, red lights and sirens. ***

Marcus: Last night Kon was involved in one of the most Hardcore matches in UEW's history.

Bloodbath: And we're seeing the aftermath of that match.

*** Kon is heavily bandaged above his left eye, which is also blackened. He's also sporting a black knee brace, he rolls under the bottom rope. ***

Marcus: It's rumored that the Cops are on Kon's case for last night robbery of that hardware store.

Bloodbath: Kon can't afford another felony....

Felon: Yo wussup Playaz!?!?!

*** Crowd erupts, signs flood the sea of fans. "Decosta was beat like a bitch" "Kon da Real Cop Killa" and others ***

Felon: Ya well my ass is fucked up and I gotz da copz lookin foe me so I am bout to make diss short. Decosta I gotz to admit you fucked my ass up, I also gotta say the title Legend does fit you well, BUT I over came all dat shit I beat choo like yo name wuz Rodney King, without even knowin a wrestlin hol' I beat da all mighty arrogant Mista Decosta. Last night I think I proved without a shadow of a doubt I am da REAL #1 contender and that I will be without a doubt challenge and beat AC for his title. All friendships aside AC I want your title and last night I proved it......FUCK!!!!!!!

Marcus: Uh-oh we have visitors, I assume they have a meeting with the Kon.

*** Six Police officers swagger their way to the ring night sticks in hand ***

Bloodbath: With all those Cops in the ring I'd like to see how Felon squirms his way outta this one.

*** Kon's mic picks up some of the conversation ***

Cop 1: Okay Cmon now Jackson we got you on a B & A and theft so lets make it easy on both of us....Felon: whatta think homiez should I go?!?!?!

*** Fans: FUCK NO, FUCK NO.........FUCK DA POLICE, FUCK DA POLICE ***

Felon: datz what I thought.............

Marcus: OH KON JUST PULLED OFF A "STUNNER" TYPE OF MOVE ON THATCOP!!!!!

*** Crowd: Raise the roof with a ear shattering response ***

BloodBath: HE'S GOT THAT OTHER COP UP..........IT'S THE HELLRAZOR!!!!

Marcus: Not quiet the cops have now tackled Kon as if he were a fire being smothered!!!

*** fans let out a huge round of boos ***

Bloodbath: Kons cuffed but still not giving up.

Marcus: He struggles a bit but he's simply out of gas, with that bad wheel I am amazed he got as far as he did. His foreheads all busted open again, he's a bloody wreck!!!

Bloodbath: Alright, this show is off to a hell of a start, an arrest already, and we haven't even had a match yet! But coming up, it's newcomer Hardcore Harvey Hunt vs Eden Fury!

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Rick Cobbs: This Opening bout is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Coming to the ring, from "Somewhere in Canada", Weighing 250lbs... EDEN FURY!

*Bleed the Freak by Alice in Chains plays as Eden Fury walks to the ring wearing black trunks and black boots. The Crowd boos, but he doesn't really seem to care, he just walks to the ring. He gets there, and climbs through the ropes and waits in his corner.*

Rick Cobbs: And his opponent, making his debut tonight... from "HardcoreVille", weighing 256lbs... HARDCORE HARVEY HUNT!

*Hardcore is just too Sweet, his self composed music, plays as he walks out. The crowd doesn't really know what to think of the newcomer, so they just all cheer, since they booed Fury. He walks out wearing red pants, and a shirt that says "Hardcore is just too Sweet". He gets to the ring and walks around for a second, then grabs a chair, and rolls into the ring.*

Marcus: Well here we go! HHH has that chair, and he swings it, but Fury grabs it! Both men now with a grip on the chair, trying to pull it away from each other... Fury kicks HHH, and pulls the chair away from him. He drops it, and locks up with HHH, and takes him down quickly with a fireman's carry.

Bloodbath: I'm sure Fury is going to try and make this a technical match, while HHH probably wants to make it a weapon's filled ring free-for-all. HHH quickly back to his feet, and runs at Fury... Fury takes him down with a drop toe hold! HHH right back up again, and runs at him again... another drop toe hold by Fury!

Marcus: HHH looking a little frustrated here. He gets back up, as Eden Fury comes off the ropes and nails him with a clothesline! HHH goes down, and he rolls out of the ring to regroup.

Bloodbath: Fury really off to a good start. HHH now walking around the ring, then rolls back in, and locks up with Fury. Fury grabs HHH's arm, and twists it! he now brings it into a chickenwing. HHH quickly drops to his knees, and takes Fury down with a snap mare!

Marcus: Well Fury's own techincal style backfired right there. HHH now pulls Fury to his feet, and quickly scoop slams him back down. HHH runs to the ropes, comes back, jumps... big elbowdrop onto Fury!

Bloodbath: HHH now pulls Fury back to his feet, and throws him to the ropes... Fury comes back, and HHH catches him with a powerslam! and a cover by HHH!

REF: 1......2..

Marcus: Fury kicks out. HHH now walks over to that chair he brought into the ring, and picks it up. He's gonna try this again I guess. Fury slowly getting to his feet, and HHH jams the chair into the midsection of Fury! Fury doubles over, and HHH drops the chair, and sets up Fury... BRAINBUSTER ON THE CHAIR! and another cover!

REF: 1......2....

Bloodbath: Woah, that was almost over quickly! Fury able to kick out just in time, and HHH now with a sleeper on Fury. HHH really has that locked in good, and Fury looks like he's fading. The ref is asking Fury if he gives, he's shaking his head no though. Fury now trying to get to his feet, now he starts throwing elbows to the stomach... HHH still doesn't release it, and... Fury with a jawbreaker! and HHH releases the hold right there!

Marcus: Yeah that did the trick, and HHH goes down hard holding his mouth. Fury now pulls HHH to his feet, and nails him with a stiff european uppercut. HHH staggers back into the turnbuckle, and Fury now grabs him by the arm and irish whips him to the opposite turnbuckle. Fury runs in at him... HHH puts his foot up, and Fury runs into it face first! Fury staggers backwards, and HHH comes out of the corner with a clothesline... Fury ducks! HHH turns around, Fury kicks him in the stomach, and... FISHERMAN BUSTER! and a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Bloodbath: HHH kicks out! And that is a devestating move right there. HHH is holding the back of his neck, as Fury now pulls him up, and goes behind him... GERMAN SUPLEX! Fury still holding on though, he picks him up again, and... ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! and he still holds on, and pulls him back up, and... ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! this time he holds on for the pin!

REF: 1......2....

Marcus: HHH kicks out! And Fury yelling at the ref, complaining about a slow count. the count seemed fine to me, but I'm not the one looking for a win here. Fury now stops arguing with the ref, and pulls HHH back to his feet. Fury whips him hard to the ropes, And jumps up for a dropkick, but HHH holds onto the top rope, and Fury gets nothing but air!

Bloodbath: HHH now rolls under the bottom rope, and grabs a table from underneath the ring! we keep a lot of em down there just in case.

Marcus: Just in case what? a banquet just happens to break out and we need the tables? we just keep them under there to get broken. HHH now sliding the table into the ring, and rolls in himself to set it up.

Bloodbath: Fury now slowly getting to his feet, HHH goes over, and kicks him in the stomach, and drags him over towards the table... He pulls him up on it, and... DDT THROUGH THE TABLE! Wait a minute, HHH banged the back of his own head on the edge of the table! he looks to be out! both men are down, and the ref is making the count!

REF: 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9....10

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: this match is a DRAW!

Marcus: Ok, well that didn't really go well for either man, HHH not making that great of a debut, but when we come back, it's The Asylum vs The Family!

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Marcus: Alright, we're back and we got ourselves two new tag teams making their debut tonight. The tag ranks haven't been much to talk about lately, so this should help pick things up.

Rick Cobbs: This next match is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring first, from the Larned State Hospital in Larned, KS, with their manager, Dr. Katie Potter... at a total combined weight of 535lbs... Spike Sledge and Ripper Morgan... THE ASYLUM!

*Insane in the Membrane by Cypress Hill plays as Dr. Katie Potter walks out first, then Spike and Ripper walk out. They're both wearing torn jeans and t-shirts, and orange and blue hair. They get to the ring, and Ripper Morgan stays in the ring, while Spike Sledge stands on the apron.*

Rick Cobbs: And their opponents... from Mexico and Parts Unknown respectivly, with their manager, Andrew Gerbus... at a total combined weight of 525lbs... "The Godfather" Wild Chico and John "Madness" Gerbus... THE FAMILY!

*Voodoo Chile by Jimi Hendrix plays as Andrew Gerbus comes out first, then Wild Chico and John Gerbus walk out. They're getting a mixed reaction from the crowd, with a little bit more cheers than boos. They get to the ring and The Godfather goes into the ring while John stays on the apron.*

Bloodbath: here we go! They lock up in the center of the ring, and Morgan nails Chico with a knee to the midsection, and now starts hammering him in the back repeatedly with forearms!

Marcus: Rapid forearms to the back! the crowd is counting with him 6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13... Now he stops and throws Chico to the ropes... Chico comes back, and... POWERSLAM! Now Morgan gets on top of Chico, and starts laying punches into his face!

Bloodbath: a very quick start to this match, and pretty brutal I might add, this guy is just a pure brawler. Morgan now getting off Chico, and pulls him towards his corner, and tags in Spike Sledge!

Marcus: Morgan holds onto Chico as Sledge goes to the top rope, and... MISSLE DROPKICK! Chico goes down! Sledge springs right back to his feet, and runs at the ropes, comes back, and... running legdrop!

Bloodbath: Sledge now pulls Chico back to his feet, and whips him hard to the turnbuckle! he follows him in, and... Monkey Flips him back out! Chico just reaching for his corner, but he's no where near it.

Marcus: Well I'm sure he wants out of there as soon as possible. We're barely into this match, and Wild Chico has been thrown around all over the place. Sledge now pulling Chico back to his feet, and he throws him to the ropes... Chico comes back, and... Sledge goes for a Hurricanrana... NO! Chico counters with a powerbomb!

Bloodbath: both Chico and Sledge down, Sledge already pretty close to his corner though, and he makes the tag! Chico crawling towards his corner, but Ripper Morgan grabs him by the leg and pulls him back to the middle of the ring, and drops an elbow to the inner thigh of Chico!

Marcus: The Godfather here just can't seem to catch a break! Morgan now pulls Chico to his feet, and quickly bodyslams him back down, and now he's going to the turnbuckle!

Bloodbath: Morgan now to the top, and jumps... guillotine leg drop... no! Chico rolls out of the way, and towards his corner! Morgan tries to reach Chico in time, but Chico makes the tag! Here comes John Gerbus! He gets in the ring, and immediatly attacks Chico! He nails him with a lariat! Morgan gets right back up, and Gerbus nails him with another lariat! Now Sledge starts to come into the ring, and Gerbus nails him with a standing dropkick, and he falls over the top rope and outside the ring!

Marcus: Morgan rolls under the bottom rope, and now the Asylum are taking a little breather and planning strategy with Dr. Potter over there. Meanwhile Gerbus is walking around the ring just waiting for one of them to come back in.

Bloodbath: Well Gerbus is the big man of The Family, 7 feet tall, 275 pounds. Alright here we go, Morgan and Sledge back into the ring, Morgan tags in Sledge, and here we go. Wait a minute... look who's coming out to the ring!

Marcus: It's The New Footloose Superstars! what are they doing here?

Bloodbath: I don't know, but they're just standing there, they must scouting competition here.

Marcus: Perhaps... Well back in the ring it's Sledge vs Gerbus, Sledge throws Gerbus to the ropes, Gerbus comes back, and Sledge puts his head down... Gerbus stops, and... TOMAKAZI! what a move! and a cover!

REF: 1......2....

Bloodbath: Sledge kicks out! Gerbus felt he had it after that one, but he pulls Sledge over to his corner, and tags Godfather back in. Gerbus now provoking Morgan, and he comes in, but the ref is telling him to get back out. Morgan and the ref are arguing, and Godfather and Madness start doubleteaming Sledge in the corner with kicks.

Marcus: That's good tag team strategy right there, and Chip and MooCow at the top of the ramp watching this very interested. Gerbus now gets back on the apron as the ref turns around, and now Godfather picking Sledge up, and sets him up in a fireman's carry... he calls this the Mafia Killer... Sledge strugles free! Chico turns around, and Sledge kicks him in the stomach, and... TIGER BOMB! and a cover!

REF: 1......2.....

Bloodbath: Chico kicks out, and now both men are struggling to get to their corners! Chico now slowly gets to his corner, and he makes the tag! Sledge slowly to his corner, Gerbus tries to get to him, but he can't get to him in time! Sledge makes the tag! In comes Morgan, and he nails Gerbus with a punch to the face! and another! and another! Outside the ring, Andrew Gerbus grabs a chair, what the hell is he going to do with that? Morgan now runs to the ropes, and... Andrew Gerbus trips him! Madness inside the ring is distracting the ref by pretending to be hurt. Morgan sticks his head between the ropes to yell at Andrew Gerbus, and... Gerbus nails him with the chair! Morgan falls back into the ring and it looks like he's knocked out!

Marcus: Madness now stops pretending to be hurt, and makes the cover on Morgan!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... "The Godfather" Wild Chico, and John "Madness" Gerbus... THE FAMILY!

Bloodbath: Well, that was kind of a cheap win for The Family, but a win nonetheless. The Family now leaves the ring, and The Asylum looking extremely pissed off here.

Marcus: Well I'm sure they'll get another chance, maybe even next week. Folks, we gotta take a break, when we come back, it's Killer Kid vs Cam "The Machine" Kirby!

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