Hosts: Marcus Williams and Bloodbath

Ring Announcer: Rick Cobbs

*The show started with clips of what will be seen on the program tonight, then the Super Saturday Night opening set to Refuse/Resist by Sepultura*

*Bloodbath and Marcus walk out to "Blood" by KMFDM, and head right for the announcer's booth*

MATCH 1: SHANK vs MATT COBAIN

Shank came out first, accompanied by the two armed gaurds assigned to him. Matt Cobain slowly struted to the ring, slicking back his hair and talking trash with the fans. When Matt slid into the ring, Shank immediatly attacked him, taking the early advantage. He started off with various chokes, using the ropes, his hands, and even Cobain's own shirt. The ref warned him about this, and told him to knock it off, so he started to bite Cobain, busting him open. Cobain tried to fight back with a more arial attack, using his jumping savate kick, and a springboard clothesline. A missed moonsault though gave the advantage back to Shank. Shank tried to go to the outside to get a chair, but his guards stopped him, and told him to "get his criminal ass back in the ring". Shank hit a DDT on Cobain, and followed it up with a moonsault onto Cobain's back. Shank once again went outside, but the guards stopped him again. As he was trying to get back in, Cobain hit a baseball slide, knocking Shank into the guardrail, then did a leg drop from the top to the outside, and threw him back in.

END OF MATCH:
Marcus: Cobain now throwing Shank back into the ring. Shank gets up and tries to attack Cobain who's on the apron... Cobain ducks and drives his shoulder into Shank, and now... Sunset Flip!

REF: 1......2...

Bloodbath: Shank easily kicks out. Cobain now throws Shank to the ropes, Shank comes back, and Cobain tries for a Hurricanrana... Shank reverses it into a POWERBOMB! and he holds on for the pin!

REF: 1......2.....

Marcus: No! Cobain just kicks out before the three! Shank now going back to what he does best, and that's choke people! remember this is semi-legal here in UEW, there are no DQs! The Ref is still telling him to knock it off, I have no idea why!

Bloodbath: Well thats what happens when you get some guy straight from one of those pansy-assed organizations. Shank still choking him, it looks like Cobain is going out! The Ref is checking his eyes to see if he can still continue or if he's dying. Cobain fighting out of it, he grabs Shanks hands and pulls it off his throat, now he does a go behind, and GERMAN SUPLEX, but Cobains shoulders are down too!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Marcus: The Ref was watching, and I think he saw that, both mens shoulders were on the mat, I think Cobain was weakened from that choke so much that he couldn't get the bridge right.

Rick Cobbs: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a DRAW. Both mens shoulders were touching the mat.

*Promo for GOLDRUSH*

MATCH 2: BLADE vs GOD OF THUNDER

Blade came to the ring with his tag partner, Captain Mike Havok. Bloodbath talked about how these guys will be in the tag title tornado match at Goldrush. God of Thunder came to the ring with his manager, the RingMaster, and Marcus remarked how God of Thunder beat the large Basher. God of Thunder started quickly with a bulldog headlock, and a big lariat. Blade tried to turn it around with a DDT, but God of Thunder reversed that into a Northern Lights Suplex, and got a 2 count. God of Thunder then tried some brawling techniques, but Blade countered that being much better at hand to hand combat from his experience in the military. Blade then hit a hotshot to knock the wind out of God of Thunder, and Blade went for a stomach claw. God of Thunder broke out of it, and tried for an Ace Crusher, but Blade just used his brute strength to throw him away, and then clothesline him outside. Havok decided to take this advantage to attack God of Thunder, hitting him with a clothesline that knocked him over the guardrail and into the crowd. Ringmaster came and started yelling at Havok, and Havok pushed him over, with his head coming inches from slamming into the steel ring steps. Blade came out and pulled God of Thunder out of the crowd, and threw him back into the ring.

END OF MATCH:
Bloodbath: Blade now following God of Thunder back into the ring, but God of Thunder back to his feet, and he runs at Blade with a shoulderblock... Blade goes flying backwards into Mike Havok, but Havok catches him, and picks him up in a Gorrila Press! now he's walking up the steps, and he throws Blade on God of Thunder! The Ref tells Havok to get off the apron, and then sees Blade pinning God of Thunder.

REF: 1......2..

Marcus: God of Thunder kicks out pretty easily. Blade now picks God of Thunder up, and does a go-behind... and headbutts God of Thunder in the back of the head! and again! now he lifts him up, and... INVERTED POWERBOMB!

Bloodbath: I've been on the receiving end of one of those, and man do they hurt! Blade rolls him over, and goes for a cover.

REF: 1......2.....

Marcus: I have no idea how he kicked out of that! Blade brings God of Thunder to his feet, but God of Thunder kicking Blade in the stomach, and... ACE CRUSHER!

Bloodbath: He attempted that once already but couldn't get it, and this time he does. God of Thunder now picking up Blade, I think he's gonna try for the Bulldog Headlock... Blade reverses with a back suplex! and now he picks him up, and locks in a standing dragon sleeper... spins it around, and DDT! he calls that the EDGE OF DESTRUCTION! and the cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... BLADE!

*Commercial for Wednesday Night Chaos*

MATCH 3: REKOIL vs BASHER

Before the match, Marcus remarks how both these guys are giant, and that it sure won't be all that scientific. ReKoil comes to the ring first, with his manager, Janice. Then Basher comes to the ring with his manager, HotSun. Basher started off with a few punches to the face, but ReKoil just stares at Basher, and punches himself in the face to show that it won't phase him a bit. Basher and ReKoil then proceed in just pushing each other, trying to knock each other down, but neither man can do it. Basher then goes to the ropes, and tries to clothesline him down, but he can't knock ReKoil down. Basher then challenged ReKoil to try the same thing. ReKoil ran to the ropes, and tried a clothesline of his own, which staggers Basher. ReKoil tries again, and staggers him again. He goes once more, clotheslining Basher over the top rope. Basher then pulled ReKoil out, and they just brawled on the outside, trading punches and forearm shots. ReKoil took the upper hand, and threw Basher back into the ring. ReKoil then started stomping Basher in the head. Basher fought back with more punching to the stomach, then hit a big knee on ReKoil. ReKoil reeled backwards, then Basher lifted him up in a Gorrila Press, and dropped him down. Basher then picked him up, and performed a Brain Buster.

END OF MATCH:
Marcus: Wow! what a move! but look at ReKoil, he gets right back up! Basher is looking at ReKoil in amazment, wondering how he's just getting up from these things! Basher right back at him with an irish whip, and... he does a big boot! ReKoil stumbles back a bit, and Basher follows it up with a running elbow, and that knocks the big man down!

Bloodbath: Well these guys are both monsters, I don't think even I ever faced anyone this big in my career. ReKoil getting back up a little bit slower, he must be tiring now! Basher now gets to ReKoil, and irish whips him to the turnbuckle, and he hits hard! Basher now follows in with a clothesline, but ReKoil puts the boot up, and Basher stumbles backwards... ReKoil now climbs back first up the turnbuckle, and... flying clothesline from the top! and a cover!

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: Basher kicks out at 2 and a half! ReKoil picks Basher up, and... NECKBREAKER! and another cover!

REF: 1......2....

Bloodbath: Basher kicks out again! ReKoil obviously getting frustrated. He now picks him up and... SCREAMIN DEMON! And the cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... REKOIL!

*commercial for KMFDM's new CD's "Retro" and "Agogo", in GOOD stores now*

MATCH 4: CAPTAIN MIKE HAVOK vs KILLER KID

Captain Mike Havok came out first, accompanied by Blade. Killer Kid came out with his manager The Protector. Havok started off with some quick kicks to the midsection, and some roundhouses to the head. He then decided to attack the legs, working on the knees and thighs with very stiff kicks. He took him down to the mat with a spinning kick, and then went for an ankle lock. Killer Kid was locked in it for almost 2 minutes before reaching the ropes. Havok then picked him up and went for a pendulum backbreaker, and held him there, with Killer Kid's back draped over Havok's knee, as Havok pushed on Killer Kid's legs and chin to make his back bend. Havok let go, and then went for a cover, but barely got a 2 count. During this time, the HARDBOYS decided to make another appearance, obviously because they'll be facing Havok and Blade at GOLDRUSH. They just decided to stand on the ramp and watch, while drinking beer and yelling at the fans. Killer Kid took the advantage after ducking a thrust kick from Havok and punching him square in the sack, then following that up with a DDT. The Hardboys decided to advance a bit, which got both Blade's and The Protector's attention. Killer Kid told the Protector not to bother getting involved, and the Hardboys instead just attacked Blade.

END OF MATCH:
Bloodbath: The Hardboys are attacking Blade! The Hardboys seem to really wanna take out these tag teams before Goldrush! Gladstone Blower now grabs Blade, and Hardboy Bollockhead takes a swig of his beer, and now grabs the bottle by the neck... he swings at Blade, but Blade moves out of the way, and he hits Gladstone Blower! Gladstone Blower smiles, and grabs his beer bottle and smashes it over the head of his own partner! And now Blade double clotheslines both men down onto some of the broken glass! Havok is distracted by all this, and Killer Kid goes for a german suplex!

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: Havok rolls out of it. Killer Kid picks up Havok, Havok hits a palm thrust, followed by a sweep kick, knocking Killer Kid down, and Havok jumps right on him, and locks on THE HAVOK HANGOVER! He's got it locked, and Killer Kid isn't anywhere near the ropes! the ref is checking, Killer Kid is shaking his head no. Havok applies more pressure, and now Killer Kid taps!

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... CAPTAIN MIKE HAVOK!

*advertisement for various UEW crap... er... merchandise*

MATCH 5: INSANE CLOWN vs "NEXT FRANCHISE" JUSTIN FUNK

Insane Clown hit the ring first, with Hooker B with him. Justin Funk came down with the other two members of Prestige, Power, and Pain, Christian Cross and Stevie Rhymes. They locked up, and Insane Clown took the advantage with a swinging neck breaker and a back breaker. He dominated for a little while, pulling off a DDT, and a running Power Slam, and also got a near fall after a sidewalk slam. During this time, Christian Cross tried to make friends with Hooker B, but Hooker B didn't want any part of Christian Cross, and turned away from him. This made Cross angry. He went into a mad rage, and beat up Hooker B. Insane Clown jumped outside to help Hooker B, but took a dropkick to the face from Stevie Rhymes for his troubles, while the ref was distracted by Justin Funk on the inside. Insane Clown then was rolled back into the ring, and Rhymes calmed Cross down. Justin Funk went for a pin right then, but Insane Clown kicked out at 2 and a half. Justin Funk then brought a chair into the ring, and hit a drop toe hold onto the chair, which cut Insane Clown.

End of Match:
Marcus: Justin Funk now picking Insane Clown up, Insane Clown is busted open now from that drop toe hold. Now it looks like he's going to try and Powerbomb him onto the chair! he's trying to lift him, but he can't get him up... Insane Clown with a back body drop, and Justin Funk hits the back of his head on the chair!

Bloodbath: Insane Clown now picks Justin Funk up and drags him over to the corner, and pulls him up and puts his head on the top turnbuckle. Now he goes and grabs the chair, and swings... and connects! Oh! Justin Funk just drops, his head was crushed between the chair and the turnbuckle! Now Insane Clown throws the chair away, and does more of that insane laughing!

Marcus: He should just go for the pin, I'm sure Justin Funk is hurt badly... but look at this! he's still trying to get to his feet anyways! Insane Clown is crouched low, waiting for Justin Funk to get up... and Insane Clown SPEARS him right back down! And a cover!

REF: 1......2.....

Bloodbath: He kicked out! How did he do that?! Insane Clown now picks him up, and takes him to the turnbuckle, I think we're going to see the Insanity Driver now! he's climbing the turnbuckle, and pulling Justin Funk up with him... Justin Funk hits a low blow before Insane Clown can drag him up there! and Insane Clown now falls on the top turnbuckle! a double groin shot!

Marcus: Justin Funk now comes up on the top turnbuckle, and picks Insane Clown up off the turnbuckle... and DDT's him OFF THE TOP! Justin Funk quickly right back up, holding his head from that chair shot, but still picking up Insane Clown, and he sets him up... THE BROKEN NECK! And a cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: The winner of this match... JUSTIN FUNK!

*Promo for GOLDRUSH*

MATCH 6: AC vs BLACK THUNDER

Black Thunder came to the ring first, now with manager Jin, and his new bodyguard Agent T. AC then walked to the ring to a huge pop, some of them chanting "HCW", and the camera spots someone in the front row with a sign that says "AC kicked Bloodbath's ass". Bloodbath sees the sign and is quick to note that the match was a draw. AC and Black Thunder locked up, with AC taking the early advantage with a back suplex, and an irish whip into the corner/body splash combo. Agent T came up on the apron to distract AC, and Black Thunder tried a roleup, getting only a one count. Black Thunder went for his Short Arm Clothesline, but AC ducked it and did a short arm clothesline of his own. AC then picked up Black Thunder, threw him to the ropes and hit a Spine Buster. Black Thunder finally got some offense of his own after AC tried for a vertical suplex, Black Thunder blocked it and hit the Delayed Vertical Suplex. Black Thunder then hit a powerbomb and went for the cover, but AC kicked out fairly easily. Black Thunder then went for a spear, but AC countered with a DDT, and a cover of his own, but Black Thunder was able to kick out at 2 and a half. AC then went for the AC bomb, but Black Thunder countered with a frankensteiner, sending AC sliding to the outside.

END OF MATCH:
Marcus: AC slides out to the outside, and Black Thunder looks to be signaling to Agent T. Agent T now walking over to where AC is and exchanging a few words with him, meanwhile Black Thunder sliding out to the outside, and he gets a chair. He sneaks up behind AC, and AC turns around... Black Thunder smacks him with that chair! and AC goes down!

Bloodbath: that was quite the chair shot. Black Thunder now rolling back in the ring, and Agent T and Jin now putting the boots to AC! they both pick him up and throw him inside. The Ref is warning Agent T and Jin about that. Black Thunder now picks AC up, and tries for that Short Arm Clothesline again... this time he connects! and he goes for a cover.

REF: 1......2...

Marcus: AC kicks out. Black Thunder arguing with the ref saying there should be a faster count, I don't know what the hell he's talking about, that was a good count. Black Thunder now picks up AC, and he's setting him up on the top turnbuckle. Black Thunder climbs up there, and... Superplex! AC hits hard, but so does Black Thunder! they both look to be very tired. Black Thunder roles over, and goes for a cover.

REF: 1......2....

Bloodbath: AC gets a shoulder up. Black Thunder just took too much time getting over there. Black Thunder now rolling out of the ring, and telling Agent T to help him with something under the ring... it's a table! It's about time someone figured out where we put those! Black Thunder brings it into the ring, and sets it up! he now brings AC over to it, and sets him up on it! Black Thunder now climbing to the top rope... he goes for a splash... AC moves out of the way! Black Thunder slams into the table, and it breaks in half! AC now goes over to Black Thunder, and pikcs him up... AC BOMB! and the cover!

REF: 1......2......3

DING DING DING

Rick Cobbs: Here is your winner... AC!

Marcus: Well AC getting his hand raised in victory, and Agent T is coming into the ring. AC kicks him in the stomach, and... DDT's him right onto Black Thunder! and now AC is leaving the ring, the crowd going nuts for this guy! Folks, that's it for Super Saturday Night, for Bloodbath, I'm Marcus Wi