-Eddie leans close to the mic and pulls it to his face. The fans are so loud he motions with his hands for them to quiet, while a smile beams from his face. He steps back and changes motion with his hands and tells them to go nuts, while he sips back a Rolling Rock and the band works the fans to a frenzy.-

Eddie: Alright now...-The fans hushing but not too damn fast.- ...Folks as you may or may not know me and the band....we are what you would call marks....in the wrestling world...they call them marks....folks that just can't help but FREAK the Fuck out when their favorite guy comes to the ring....Well we've met this guy before and inperson...Hell he is every bit as cool as on TV!!! We've had him on stage before...WHO LOVES THE HCW?

-The crowd goes NUTS!!!! Every one starts to chant "HCW HCW HCW!!!!!" Suddenly the band starts to open "Alive"...Eddie smiles and the fans go ape shit!-

Eddie: Ladies and Gents please put your hands together for the one and the only...BIG AC!!!!!!!

-The fans come alive, and the band kicks the song into high gear, as AC climbs up on the stage from in front by the pit, he has on a PJ Security shirt, and it looks about three sizes to small....The women scream and AC shows his gratitude by taking off the shirt and showing off his massive chiseled out chest. Ed slaps his shoulder and hands him the microphone.-

AC: GIVE SOME LOVE TO THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME!!!!!!

-The fans go wild, as the band continues to set up a little audio wall paper for AC as he swaggers his shit around the stage.-

AC: Boys and Girls, I got some hard topics to discuss with you all here tonite!

-The fans love it!-

AC: First out of the gate people have been asking me why the hell me and Bloodbath just can't let it go...Well that's simple...Cause I just gots ta know. I hear all the fans and management telling me to move on...and I want to to, but I can't step away and not have finally beaten him, and simpy I won't...One way or the other...I am going to beat the old man into fucking retirement for good and I don't care who supports me or not, I am going to do it,because that is WHAT I WANT!!!!!

-The fans love it!-

AC: Bloodbath is like that one thing in your life that you just have to face. Folks I have faced my mentor...I have faced the Demon...but I haven't beat him, and I can...I know I can, and once and for all, at IN YOUR BITCH...I CHALLENGE YOU BLOODBATH TO ONE LAST MATCH! THE ONLY WAY THIS ONE CAN END....WITH YOUR BLOOD, YOUR SWEAT AND YOUR TEARS NOT AMMOUNTING TO A LUMP OF SHIT!!! Blood, atIn your Bitch, I challenge you to a hardware store match. The winner once, and for all is the better man, and you better believe it won't end in any sister kissing draw like last time! Blood this time you will feel the AC bomb, and you will lose to the man who gave it to you. Seems to me that I have given you about 8 of them and never scored a pin....that is all over now old dog. What do you say bitch you got the nuts, or did I kick em off you last time?

-Pearl Jam switches over to Daughter as the fans are deafening screaming "KILL BLOODBATH, KILL BLOODBATH!" AC stands back a little and let's PJ do their thing a little, the Blast out Daughter and the fans look ready for blood. AC jams as the play and even invites a lady from the audience up to jam with him. He gets her to show her HUGE jugs to the audience, then stands behind her and feels up her massive tits, and pinching her nipples a little. As the Song grinds down Ed points to AC again and the fans are hungry for more and an"AC AC AC" chant rattles the roof.-

AC: Now on to some one who is one major pain in the ass, that dickless wonder Phobos.

-The crowd goes nuts.-

AC: I know I know Phomo has stepped up a little, yeah he's come all the way from being a worthless peice of shit, to a piss ant. The thing is that Phomosexual has never beaten any one. Stop and thinkabout that a second, I have never ever seen Phobo the clown win a match with out one of his little ass fucking queer buddies there to help him. Phobos is a two bit joke. I have seen three dollar prostitutes that have more moves for the money then Phobos. Simple fact is that I have fought through stables way better then yours. I have beaten stables way better then yours, and I have beaten wrestlers that were much much better then you will ever be Phobos. Your style is at best weak, and your only strength is in the fact that your opponents are always stupid enough to think that you might offer up a clean fight. Phobos you are a lot of things but a champion ain't one of them...a fag, a loser, a bitch and a piss ant, all yes but a champ HUH UH! You are looking at the next Champion of the HCW!

-The fans go ballistic, as AC steps back and lifts his fist into the air and stomps a little, the Band blows up Evenflow in the back ground as AC continues...The lights flitter and flash and the fans are going nuts, except for some fat kid in the front row with a 3-pac shirt on he has a seizure.-

AC: Top contender...Yeah top contender to be the next guy to get his FUCKIN TEETH KICKED IN BY THE GHOST FACE KILLER!

-The fans start to chant "GFK GFK GKF!"-

AC: Yeah....FUCK him too! You all saw that last interview he did right....

-"FUCK YEAH!"-

AC: You know I bet a lot of you chimps sat there in you little homes and said, -high pitched voice-"wow that GFK is sure one mean bastard." Me...I kept thinking when is this massive self gratification session going to end, I mean I have masterbated many times in my life, but it never took me that long to get the point across that I was whacking my own pud!

-AC gets up on the ledge of the stage and the Band starts to play Jeremy a little louder behind him..the fans are entranced.-

AC: The stupid jack ass just went on and on about how tough he is...Shit bitch, I have had tougher times opening the Mayo jar then I have ever seen you put up in a ring. You want to whine about your lack of technical skill, screw that shit bitch, I don't give two fucks if you can wipe your own ass, as long as you can lace boots and you can get far enough down the aisle for me to Whip your Chilli for you you stupid bastard!

-The crowd seems to agree "MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION!"-

AC: We both know a lot of celebrities GFK, and I am making that damn obvious, you can line up all the names and faces you want to. Don't matter you can't beat me. I came here a long time ago considered one of the most talented folks in the game, and though I have diverted from the path a little, I came here to see if you I was good enough to beat you...After that whack off fest I saw last week, I know that not only can I compete with you...Mother Fucker...I own you! You just keep pumping out the same shit again and again...You did the exactsame interview at Hell, and buddy it was as weak as Chris Power's coffee then too. Now Muther Fucker I know you are going to beat that chimp Phobos until he looks like a used Tampon, and you can bet your withered up Dick that Power's will be wiping Bloodbath out of the mat when our match is over....so what I want to know Killer is if you have the nads to get it on with the NASTIEST BASTARD WHOEVER LACED BOOTSANYWHERE....AC!!!!!! CUASE ME?....I THINK YOU AIN'T GOT THE JACK TO DEAL WITH ME! I am gonna doze down anyone who gets in my way, and you bet yer kicked ass, that the next man wearing that belt is thisman right fucking here!!!! Pearl Jam tell them how it is!

-Jam starts to bang out Do The Evolution again to rev up AC's new Evolution campaign and run at the world title!!!! The shot ends with the band wailing the fans screaming...and AC diving into the crowd and surfing off laughing!-

AC can be heard to shout: THREE MEN...THREE WINS FOR THE NASTIEST OF THEM ALL!!!!

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-In a sound stage somewhere AC sits smiling on a stool.-

AC: Welcome to my video, AC�s: Greatest hits. This is a boxed set and it is quite long. That last interview that you just read was my signature interview. It�s the one that the fans know me by and that the other wrestlers respect me for. It basically comes out and tells you what AC is all about, but if that wasn�t enough for you and you want to know a little more about the nastiest bastard in the UEW/HCW/NWF just stay tuned.

-AC's head turns and the camera angle switches behind him now is a picture of Bloodbath. In his full regalia all his face paint on and wearing the NWF world title belt.-

AC: That is Bloodbath. Without a doubt my greatest oponent to date. Bloodbath is a very important person in the AC story almost involved in my career from the first time that I stepped into the ring. He watched me got 10 and 0 and win my first title. Then he took me under his fold into the NEW a devision that was the predessor to the UEW the federation that I am currently the reigning champion of. He helped me out along the way but at least in my opinion pretty much forgot about me after I dropped that companies IC strap. After that the battle began. I spent three months trying to get a crack at Bloodbath. That and the NEW title the title that he gave up leading to the NEW world title tournament at March Madness the offering from the NWF. Let�s go to the tape.

-AC looks on as the monitor behind him shows Bloodbath interfering in the end of his match with Donnie Decosta for the NEW title. Bloodbath Bloody drives AC through a table and that ends the three table match on a technicality.-

AC: That was the moment that it started. After that I did the unthinkable, I took out BY MYSELF the then World Tag champions single handedly. By doing what would be come a sort of trademark of mine for the first time. Let�s go to the tape again.

-The screen shows AC executing his much touted finisher the AC bomb on one of the Red Rockets, then grabbing the other in a front face lock and DDTing him right on the chest of his partner.-

AC: After that I was to draw the number one contenders spot at that point in time the GREAT WISDOM of Jeff the Master Atkinson kicked in and Nomad was given my shot at the world title, I was then offered the opportunity to go toe to toe with the then belt less and retiring Bloodbath. Being the professional that I am I did the job to the great one, but being the arrogant fuck that I am I am not going to show you that here, instead I will show you our first legitimate match in the Hardcore Steel City of HCW. Here it is enjoy.

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-random clips fly by.-

AC: I out class you every time you step in a ring and you know it!

Bloodbath: You were passed up for Nomad.

AC: Beating Nomad...That's something YOU NEVER DID!!

Bloodbath: AC, you're talented. if you weren't, do you think Executioner and I myself would have taken you under our wing?

AC: You are a sad shadow of what you were a year ago.

Bloodbath: I consider the HCW my new home.

AC: You walk in here suck off MY HEAT!!!

Bloodbath: I taught you a lot, but there were two things I didn't teach you.

AC: It's AC bomb time Chump!

Bloodbath: The BloodyDriver, or the counter to the BloodyDriver.

AC: I piss on your legacy and I shame your accomplishments.

Bloodbath: You'll get the chance to see how far you've come after Executioner and myself let you loose.

AC: You and Diamond taught me a lot, but I've learned a lot more!

Bloodbath: I'm sure that you haven't come far enough. Definitely not far enough to beat me.

Tim: Let's go to the nameless announcer man for the intros.

Announcer: This match has No Gimmicks Needed. It is scheduled for one fall, with a thirty minute time limit. Introducing first, a man with nothing to lose, but everything to gain.

["Grind" by Alice in Chains starts playing.]

Announcer: He is tough, he is bad, and he is Big. Here is THE BIG AC!!!

[Fans go apeshit for AC. He comes to the ring, looking cool, calm, and collected.]

Announcer: And his opponent.

[Lights fade to RED.]

Announcer: He has held more title belts than most people ever see in their lifetime. He has conquered all greats in this sport, and to defeat him would be a crowning achievement in anyone's career.

["Blood" by KMFDM starts playing.]

Announcer: By many, he is known as a present day legend. By most, he is known as an all time great. By all, he is known as BLOODBATH!!!!!

[Fans show their respect for Bloodbath by cheering like hell. He walks to the ring, as methodically as only he can.]

Mike: Bloodbath and AC are standing in the middle of the ring, staring each other down. AC has shed his cocky look, as he stares into the eyes of Bloodbath with intensity.

Tim: Bloodbath is returning the AC's stare with equal intensity. Blood on the attack! He's punching and kicking the hell out of AC! AC's down on one knee, and Blood kicks him in the head! AC's still kneeling. Bloodbath goes for another kick to the head, and his foot is caught!

Mike: Low blow by AC. Blood's feeling it. AC has the advantage, and he has Bloodbath locked in a standing armbar. Bloodbath reverses it into a chickenwing, and now AC is in pain. Bloodbath relinquishes the hold in favor of a waistlock.

Mark: Bloodbath displays his power by picking AC up off the ground. I've never seen anything like this before. It's like a belly-to-back bearhug. Mike has felt the effects of this maneuver many times I'd wager, except naked and smeared in KY Jelly, in his nights of passion with Taboo.

Mike: Fuck yourself, asshole! AC's struggling to get out, but Blood just fell forward, and pancaked AC face-first into the mat!

Tim: Bloodbath in control. He has AC by the hair, and drags him into the corner. Bloodbath is slamming the back of AC's head against the turnbuckle.

[Fans count 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..]

Mark: AC finally put the breaks on, and punches Blood in the stomach. He's doubled over, and AC hops onto the second rope. He comes down with a double-ax handle across the back of Bloodbath. Blood is down on all fours.

Mike: AC goes to the second rope again, and drops a leg across the back of Blood's head. The old timer is kissing the canvas. AC is showboating to his adoring public.

[fans chant "AC! AC! AC!"]

Tim: It's really damn stupid to turn your back on Bloodbath. He's up, and taps AC on the shoulder. AC turns around, and Bloodbath delivers a standing dropkick! AC fell through the ropes, and outside the ring! I think you know what this means....

Mark: I don't think we'll be seeing much more of the ring in this match. Bloodbath helps AC get onto his feet, and he helps him get off of his feet, by way of a body slam. Bloodbath looks under the ring, and he found a bigass lead pipe!

Mike: AC struggles to his knees, and Bloodbath prepares to take a swing. AC is smart and ducks it, and kicks Blood in the gut. DDT by AC knocks Blood silly. AC grabs the pipe, and tries to hit the downed Bloodbath with it, but he rolls away!

Tim: Blood is up quick, grabs AC's arm, and swings him into the ring steps. AC's down, against the steps. Blood pick his pipe back up, and he's dashing as AC with the pipe! AC moves out of the way, and Blood stabbed the pipe through the steps!

Mark: That could have been AC's head that just got skewered. AC is up, behind Blood, and he clubs him with a fierce forearm shot to the back of the head. AC grabs Bloodbath and picks him up... It looks like he's going to give him an atomic drop.

Mike: OH NO! AC just crotched Blood on the ringpost! Blood's scrotum must be hurting. AC leave Bloodbath to lick his wounds...

Mark: Speaking of scrotums and licking, how's Taboo's taste?

Mike: I will stay cool...I will not kill anybody....

Tim: Who are you kidding? AC is back on the attack, and he throws Bloodbath over the guardrail. I'll give you three guesses as to where they're going... AC and Bloodbath are fighting up the stairway. To make a long story short, they've gone all the way up the stairs, and through a door up there...Mark: Do we have a camera back there?

Mike: Yeah, we've got a visual now. They are making their way down to the concession area. Some poor schmucks there are buying hot dogs, and they've just found themselves in the middle of AC versus Bloodbath.

Tim: The crowd has circled around AC and Bloodbath, who are having it out right in front of the Hot Dog Stand. Bloodbath kicks AC in the stomach, and grabs him in a front facelock! He hooks AC's leg, and Fisherman's Suplexes him onto the Hot Dog Stand!

Mark: AC's hurting, and Blood's taking a breather. Wait, AC's got a bottle of mustard, and he squirts it into the eyes of Bloodbath! AC has as a glass bottle of ketchup! OH MY GOD! He just broke it over Blood's head! Tim: Ketchup or Catsup?

Mike: I think we've got a first here in out sport. The first time a Hot Dog stand have been invaded, destroyed, and the first time mustard and ketchup have been used as foreign objects.

[fans in the area chant AC! AC! AC!" Others chant "BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!"]

Tim: I don't know if they're chanting for the wrestler, or if they want someone busted open. AC is standing up now, and he's dragging Bloodbath over to the beer stand. If they destroy this, the fans will have them dead. AC now hops the counter, and comes back with a case of Heinekens!

[fans chant "BEER! BEER! BEER!"]

Mike: AC takes a bottle, and throws it at Blood! Bloodbath evades it! He throws another, and Blood moves yet again! But the bottle that AC threw just hit some fan in the face! That has to cause some serious pain. AC now with a third bottle being flung at Bloodbath, and he catches it!

Mark: Blood throws it back at AC, and it shatters on AC's chest! That caught him off guard! AC's in pain, and suddenly Bloodbath has the advantage. Blood is dealing AC some stiff knife-edge chops to his glass-and-beer riddled chest.

Tim: Bloodbath just hopped onto the counter. He's holding AC by the hair, and drags him up onto the counter. Bloodbath is pounding away on the head of AC, and AC is on his knees, a little bit punch-drunk from the experience.

Mark: AC is set up...Bloodbath has AC up in a BloodyDriver, but he couldn't hold on! AC with a low blow on Bloodbath! Bloodbath ignores it, and gives AC a very fast half-assed BloodyDriver on the Beer Stand!

Mike: If it weren't for that low blow, that BloodyDriver would have been all that AC could handle. But now, I'm not so sure. This isn't a Falls-count-anywhere match, so Blood can't just pin him.

Tim: He's not about to. He's really feeling the affects of that nut shot. That was a straight punch to the gonads. I think that the only reason Blood went for that BloodyDriver when AC clearly wasn't weak enough for it was just so he could have time to recuperate.

Mike: You could be right. Bloodbath is now starting to go after the near-dead AC. HOLY SHIT! That fan that got hit in the face with the beer bottle just broke a bottle of his own over the back of Blood's head! OH MY GOD! Security is beating the ever living fuck out of the kid!

Mark: Serves the fucker right. While Blood's down AC has gotten back up to his feet, and has started to drag Blood through the halls of this stadium, stopping every once in a while to kick him in the face. I just love wrestling...

Tim: They're fighting their way through the arena. I think they're all the way by the back doors. AC is pummeling Blood in the head with lefts and rights, and he grabs him by the arm and whips him into a wall. Bloodbath is down on one knee, and AC charges in with a kneebutt to Blood's face!

Mike: I'm not sure where they are, but it seems that they've gotten into some of the maintenance equipment. AC has a mop, and he just broke it over the back of Blood's head! Bloodbath seems unfazed, and he grabs a shard of the mop handle, and spears AC in the gut!

Tim: Bloodbath is up and walking around. He's got AC by the hair, and he's dragging him down the hallway. They've stopped near the refreshments! There's a table full of rolls and shit, and they've got coffee and all that good stuff for the crew, but these guys are going to destroy it all!

Mike: Of course. AC just bodyslammed Blood onto the floor, and he kicks him to make sure he's down! AC picked up a pot of coffee and poured it onto Bloodbath's chest! My god, that will leave scarring!

Mark: AC's got a fire extinguisher! He sprayed it onto Blood's chest! Maybe that'll help the burns form the scalding coffee. He then proceeds to drop the thing onto Blood's head.

Tim: AC now picks Bloodbath up. Bloodbath is really not with it. All the pain from this match must be getting to him. AC has a trey of hard rolls, and he bashes it over the head of Bloodbath! Rolls, buns, doughnuts, you name it just went flying everywhere!

Mark: AC has a croissant, and he's cramming it down the throat of

Bloodbath! Hey, Mike? Didn't Taboo cram his croissant down your throat?

Mike: FUCK YOU! I do NOT have to take this abuse! Wait, back to the match! Bloodbath has fought AC away, and he just broke an empty glass coffee pot over the head of AC! AC's busted open, and there is no way he's going to recover from that.

Tim: Bloodbath whipped AC down the hallway. Who the hell knows where he's going to end up. Wait! He's running back! AC with a clothesline, ducked by Bloodbath! Bloodbath has him, OH MY GOD! Spinebuster through the goddamn refreshment table!!

Mark: AC's hurt. His face is covered in blood, and he's laying in the remains of our refreshments. The bastard. I could have used a bearclaw and a coffee. Bloodbath is walking away! What the hell? Oh, wait, he's coming back!

Mike: The fruitcake has a gurney! He's doing AC a favor. He's hurt, so he's strapping him to the gurney! He's wheeling AC through the bowels of the arena...Bloodbath comes across a door, and he opens it...Oh no.

Tim: Where do those stairs lead?Mark: AC's grave, I'd assume.

Mike: SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! AC, strapped to a gurney, was just pushed down a dark stairway! He's dead, he's dead, oh my god, he's dead... Please, someone call the next of kin. We need someone to identify the body...

Tim: Will you please shut the fuck you? Bloodbath flicked the lightswitch, and is walking down the stairs! The cameraman is following, so we can bring all the disgusting carnage straight into you living room! Okay, Blood has made it to the bottom of the stairs, and...where's AC?

Mark: SHIT! AC ambushed Blood with a metal pole across the back! AC is beating away on Bloodbath in the basement with a metal pole!! What the hell do they keep in this basement, anyway? Well, if there's anything cool, it'll be used to maim and destroy..

Mike: AC has Bloodbath in a front facelock, and it looks like he's going to vertical suplex him in the concrete basement floor. Bloodbath blocks it, and punches AC in the kidney! Bloodbath is going for a DDT, but AC isn't going anywhere! AC reverses the DDT into a northern lights suplex!

Tim: Damn, that was nifty. What the fuck is that....? AC and Bloodbath just toppled over some empty cardboard boxes, and there was someone hiding behind them....IT'S TABOO! SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY MAN! PUT ON SOME GODDAMN PANTS!!!

Mark: (laughing wildly) Hey Taboo! Mike is up here, in the broadcast booth!

Mike: EAT MY DICK, YOU SON OF A WHORE!Mark: No. That's Taboo's job.

Tim: Bloodbath is down, and AC is just staring at Taboo in confusion! Taboo just winked at AC, and tossed him something, before gesturing to Bloodbath? What the hell was that?

Mark: OH MY GOD! It's a goddamn condom! Taboo thinks...eww. OH SHIT! AC just jumped Taboo! Taboo is getting the shit kicked out of him! Taboo get AC Bombed! Bloodbath is up, and he sneaks behind AC...

Mike: AC just got clobbered. Bloodbath how has the upper hand, and is beating AC down. Bloodbath just opened a door to what looks like a service elevator, and he pushes AC in! He hops in too! He's beating the hell out of AC in there, and it goes up!

Tim: It looks like this was planned by Bloodbath. But hell, we have no idea where that thing goes, so we really can't show you anything....so sit back and look at a lovely wide shot of the audience.

[crowd chants "What the Fuck?! What the Fuck?!"]

Mark: I'd hate to be in the audience for one of these all-over-the-building brawls. Can't see a damn thing... I wish the camera people would find those two...

Mike: Here they come, back down the entrance aisle! I can't believe it! These two have put on one hell of a match! Bloodbath is in control, bashing AC back and forth into the steel guardrails that line the entryway. AC's back is hurting...

Mark: I can't see how any part of these two can NOT be hurting. Bloodbath is now in the ring area, and he grabs the ring stairs. He sets them on their side, and suplexes AC onto them! Shit! Bloodbath now puts the stairs upright, and climbs back into the ring.

[fans chant "BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!"]

Mike: Blood is eating it up. He smells a victory here. AC rolls under the bottom rope and enters the ring, and Bloodbath kicks him while he's down.

Tim: You know what? I think this is the first time these two have actually wrestling IN the ring in like, twenty five minutes!

Mark: I think you're right. Blood drags AC up, whips him into the ropes, and sticks a boot in his chest! He covers! 1....2..AC kicks out! Blood picks him up again, and lifts him up in a vertical suplex...BRAINBUSTER!

Mike: He covers, and gets a two count! Bloodbath is staying on his man, and sends him into the corner! Blood rushes in with a knee, which connects to AC's gut! AC's slumped in the corner, and Blood sends kneelift aver kneelift into AC's stomach!

Tim: AC is taken down with a belly to belly suplex! AC's laying in the middle of the ring, totally out of it! Bloodbath stands over AC's body, and raises his hands into the air! He just might end it now!

Mark: AC is set in position....Bloodbath is stalling...AC is picked up, and AC is put down! BLOODYDRIVER!!!

[crowd pops]

Mark: That's it! Bloodbath has won! He hooks the leg, and covers! 1........2........AC KICKED OUT!!!! HOLY SHIT!

[crowd pops more]

Mike: Slow count! Blood is visibly distressed. He starts screaming at the ref...that ain't going to do anything, man. He turns his attention to the still-downed AC, and stomps on him

Tim: AC is laying flat on his back, and Bloodbath starts working over his leg! He picks up one of AC's legs, and starts kicking the hamstring! I don't see where Blood is going with this. I mean, he's not much of a submission guy..

Tim: Well, maybe he is now! Bloodbath with a spinning toe hold. He holds on to it for a few seconds and lets it go. Bloodbath now puts AC in a figure four leg lock! He's going to make AC submit! Oh my god, what indignity!

[crows "Whoo!"s]

Mike: AC is not surrendering! I don't think he ever will! AC lays flat on his back, and the referee counts 1....2....AC sits back up! Unless he can find a way out of this hold, he'll have to allow himself to be pinned, or give in!

Tim: AC has been trapped in this figure four for a while, now. The ref is threatening to stop the match, but AC is trying to reverse the hold! He's turning it....he's trying...he's almost got it reversed, but Bloodbath denies his efforts!

[crowd chants "AC! AC! AC!"]

Mark: AC is trying to reverse it again, and he does! Bloodbath is in total shock! Oh my god! Blood's screaming! He gets out of the hold, but the damage has been done to both men!

Mike: AC is up and he's pummeling the hell out of Blood! This is incredible! This man just took a BloodyDriver, and now he's fighting like a fresh man! He sends Blood into the corner, and starts firing rapid fire punches to the head!

[fans try to count....but can't keep up.]

Tim: AC sends Blood into the ropes, and drops to one knee. Blood is on the rebound, and AC has at him with a quick pop to the schwantz! Blood is bent over in pain! AC returns to his feet, and grabs Bloodbath! He sets him up for an.......AC BOMB! OH MY GOD!

Mike: What the hell is wrong with AC!? He's not pinning the man! He just turned his back on Bloodbath, and he plays up to the crowd!

[crowd marks the fuck out]

Mark: AC's wasting too much time, but he finally covers Bloodbath! I really think that he's got him! The referee is counting 1.............

[bell rings]

Tim: AC wins! AC wins!

Mike: No he didn't! The bell rang before the two count! I think that the time limit was up! Let's get the official word.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the thirty minute time limit has expired. This match has been officially declared a DRAW!

[fans BOO!]

Mark: AC is disgusted. He just stormed out of the ring, and Bloodbath is sitting up in the middle of the ring. I guess we'll never know who the better man is.Tim: AC hit the AC Bomb. He had him.

Mike: But if AC kicked out of the BloodyDriver, Blood could have kicked out of the AC Bomb. Besides, the bell rang on the one count. He still had plenty of time.

Mark: Good point. I guess all the people in TV Land will have to buy our next Pay Per View to find out who will settle the score! God, I love this business....

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-Back in the soundstage.-

AC: That was a painful gut wrenching experience. Bloodbath and I went to the wire and he still held a win over me leaving me with a serious blemish on my record. Bloodbath and I grew tired of the feud but from some where deep inside we found the need to prove who was the better man. And one month after the prior match we did it again!

-AC is shown getting flipped off by a fan.-

AC: Coming into this match I had decided to try a little different approach in the ring and out of it. A little bit more extreme a little more in your face. My first ever mentor in the sport Scott Diamond joined me and had my back in this one. Folks questioned just what he was doing there. This was one of the two biggest heights in my career. Here it comes.

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Mark: Let's go to a special promo for our next match.....

[A promo starts with still shots from AC/Bloodbath 2 firing across the screen in rapid-fire. Shots of a bloodied AC, a battered Bloodbath, and both men absolutely frustrated and disappointed after the match are shown. A still of both men lying on their backs fades to black, as a cheap voice-over starts up.]

Voice: AC/Bloodbath II from Halloween Hell was supposed to be the war to settle the score. Instead, it did nothing but further infuriate these men, and increase their drive to defeat each other.

[The camera fades to black, and a clip from HH98 is shown]

Voice: AC...

Tim: AC sends Blood into the ropes, and drops to one knee. Blood is on the rebound, and AC has at him with a quick pop to the schwantz! Blood is bent over in pain! AC returns to his feet, and grabs Bloodbath! He sets him up for an.......AC BOMB! OH MY GOD!

[The camera fades to RED, and another clip is shown.]

Voice: Bloodbath...

Tim: AC is taken down with a belly to belly suplex! AC's laying in the middle of the ring, totally out of it! Bloodbath stands over AC's body, and raises his hands into the air! He just might end it now!

Mark: AC is set in position....Bloodbath is stalling...AC is picked up, and AC is put down! BLOODYDRIVER!!

Voice: Their last battle was ended in a non-climactic draw...

[Fast-forward sequences of both men's' entrances are shown]

Voice: This is AC/Bloodbath 3. Can AC finally get the monkey off his back, and finally defeat Bloodbath? Or will Bloodbath defeat AC for the second time, and put all the nay-sayers to rest?

[Interview clips are shown]

AC: This will never be over until I beat that son of a bitch! I can't BE-FUCKING-LIEVE I didn't beat that bastard! He dominated me. That bastard owned me. He gave me every thing that he had. I took his best, I took his damn finisher twice, and it still wasn't enough! Bloodbath doesn't have the juice to beat me.

Bloodbath: AC, it's not over. There's no way in hell that it's over. Especially after the ending... you AC Bombed me, and the bell rang. Would I have got up? I don't know! And I want to know god damnit! You had me right there, in the center of the ring... ref counts one, then the bell rings.

AC: That is fucking it! Nope I have to know, I have to know who the better man is.

Bloodbath: Oh sure, I've beaten you Oh sure, I'm undefeated against you.

AC: Never again! Never again! BLOODBATH! YOU ARE A DEADMAN! NEXT TIME THERE HAS TO BE A WINNER THERE JUST FUCKING HAS TO BE!!!!!

Bloodbath: Next time, and trust me, whether it be next week, next PPV, or next year, there will be a next time, I'll make sure to double up the BloodyDriver, because there will be no draw next time.

AC: Blood, it ain't never over with me and you.. People have been asking me why the hell me and Bloodbath just can't let it go...Well that's simple...Cause I just gots ta know. Blood, at RVALMS, I challenge you to a hardware store match.

Bloodbath: AC, we almost killed each other at Halloween Hell, and I'm sure that this match won't be any different.

AC: Bloodbath is like that one thing in your life that you just have to face. Folks I have faced my mentor...I have faced the Demon...but I haven't beat him, and I can...I know I can, and once and for all, at IN YOUR BITCH...ONE LAST MATCH!

Bloodbath: I'm getting tired of AC...He's not winning this match.

AC: THE NASTIEST BASTARD WHO EVER LACED BOOTS ANYWHERE....AC!!!!!!

Bloodbath: It will just be another win for the legend killer.

[Bloodbath's voice echoes out, and the promo fades...]

[Camera returns to the arena and the crowd is on its feet andscreaming. The camera zooms in on Bowar picking his nose. Tim gives him a little nudge.]

Tim: Umm... Bowar?

Bowar: Oh...(he stops and hurriedly collects himself.)

Mark: Digging for gold?

Bowar: IT WAS A SCRATCH! I WAS SCRATCHING!Mark: Whatever, nosepicker.....

Tim: We are back and do you know what time it is?

Bowar: Hardware Store Match! But it seems the ring isn't quite donecleaning up the barbed wire from our previous match. They alsohave to place the stuff for the match.

Mark: Folks tonite will see what could be the end of one of the longest feuds in the history of e-wrestling one way or another tonite will certainly put it on the shelf for at least a while. Tonite we are going to see AC vs. Bloodbath 3. It is going to be a lights out match, that means that whatever happens the HCW is released from responcibility. All ring side fans have been asked to sign waviers as well. This match will be all over the arena. The thing about this is the hatred and rage that at least one of the competitors has been revealing this week.

Tim: I have certainly been surprised by AC's actions of late. Heclaims it is all apart of what he does, but I think that the pressure for this match has sent him over the edge. He has sought aid from a former adversary in Scott Diamond, and what we are about to show you happened just this week at an HCW houseshow. We always have cameras at our shows for just such an event...Fans we warn you what you are about to see is real, it did happen exactly as it looks, so folks...get ready to see a side of AC no one ever has before.

-The shot changes to a poorly lit ring in a smaller arena, there are all kinds of fans on hand, and AC and Bloodbath signs are allover the arena. AC is fighting with Bloodbath, and Bloodbath is gaining the upper hand...AC is not selling the shots but does bend over after a gut shot from Bloodbath....Bloodbath then sets up and executes a perfect Bloodydriver, then scores a 1...2...3. Almost emediately AC sits up and walks out of the ring. He looks pissed and distracted. He does not slap hands and does not even react to the fans booing him for his terrible performance that night.-

Tim: Now here you can see backstage outside of AC's locker room just listen the voices you hear are Scott Diamond, and AC.

Scott: What the hell was that? Why did you do that, you just stood there, didn't fight back, and then lost the match with out even puting on a show for the fans.

AC: Fuck em.

Scott: AC what the hell man dammit I didn't come here to watch you just piss your chances away, yeah House shows are choreagraphed and predetermined but the damn ppv's aren't you should have been out their trying to learn some of his moves....or at least try to hurt him.

AC: You want to see hurt mother fucer?Scott: AC what....what the FUCK!!!!

-Sounds of a scuffle are loud in the background, and the voices turn to grunts and eventual moans.-

Tim: Folks near as we can tell AC smacked his partner Diamond with a chair and then stomped him into unconciousness under him. Folks it gets even weirder right here.

-AC bolts out of the door to his dressing room in a pair of boxer brief underwear. He storms down the hall of dressing rooms and comes up on Bloodbaths...AC starts to bang on the door.-

AC: COME ON YOU OLD FUCKER!!!! THIS IS THE MAIN MAN HERE AND I AM DAMN SICK OF LAYING DOWN TO YOU IN THESE PODUNK LITTLE SHITVILLES IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!! COME ON YOU WRINKLED UP REJECT FROM THE FUCKIN CALIFORNIA RASINS COME OUT HERE AND BE A FUCKING MAN!!!!

-AC starts to kick the door! A security gaurd jogs into the scene and so does a crew worker carrying a tool box.-

Security: AC....Aaron...you need to stop this stuff...man this isn't right....save it for the ppv...

-AC whips around and kicks the Security man in the nuts. The crew worker grabs AC's arms from behind and tries to restrain him, as AC continues to kick at the door to Bloodbath's dressing room. The crew worker tries to push him to the ground. AC breaks free from his restraint, and then punches the worker in the gut, then grabs the back of his head and WHAM slams him hard into the wall nocking some teeth out and breaking his nose leaving a streak of blood as he slumps to the floor.-

Security: ugh...back up....I need help....it's AC I don't know...Wh....

-AC grabs the security gaurd who drops his walkee talkee, and sets up and executes a perfect AC bomb right in thw hallway...next AC starts to growl like a rabid dog. He turns to the crew workers tool box and pulls out a hammer and two nails. He then sets up the gaurd outside of the door to Bloodbath's dressing room, and proceeds to nail the gaurds leather jacket to the door. The gaurd slumps down but remains suspended by his thick leather jacket.-

Tim: You will see here that AC disappears for a moment....then comes back with a peice of paper, and a stapler. Watch this fans you won't believe it.

-AC reaches down and rubs his finger in the blood from the face of the crew man then scrawsl something on the paper. Then takes the paper and staples it right to the security gaurd's chest. Suddenly a squad of gaurds as well as Scott Diamond show up and drag AC down to the ground he struggles, but lets himself get dragged away after a moment or two. The camera then zooms in on the chest of the security gaurd, his face busted open, hanging from the door, with a peice of paper stappled to his chest with the word's Blood You Saturday sloppily written in blood.-

-The camera switches back to the announcers booth where all the fans are hushed by what they just saw. The announcers all look distraught, and serious.-

Mark: AC has been fined for what he did. He is facing suspension, but the match tonite will go down. I for one think that AC's mental state may be the deciding factor in this one.

Bowar: I think that being at either extreme will be beneficial for AC, it he comes out focused...he will win...if he comes out wild...you better believe he will win. Bloodbath won't see it coming. We won't see it coming.

Tim: It is a shocking situa....